Wish Corrupter forum game (820)

1 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-12 14:09 ID:zLiQ1gPP

I seen this on some other forum when I was looking for something entirely different. Basically, what is is that someone says "I wish..." and then the next person says "Granted, but then so and so happens" and then they make a wish themselves. For instance:

Person 1: "I wish Rise Against lived in my house"
Person 2: "Granted. Unfortunately, fanboys and girls find out and take over your house. I wish for a perfect cheese sandwhcih". And so on.

I'll start off: I wish Tim McIlrath and Chester Bennington formed a band together to create the best band in existence - EVER!

2 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-12 14:12 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. Unfortunately the music was just so purely awesome that Satan conspired to kill them, and succeeded.

I wish my clock wouldn't be so loud.

3 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-12 14:15 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. But you must wake up to the sound of Chase's dreamy voice on your alarm clock.

I wish I could fly.

4 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-12 14:15 ID:zLiQ1gPP

Granted. Unfortunately, it becomes so quiet, you no longer hear it. This makes you constantly late for work (or school, however old you are) and penultimately ruins your life a good career.

I wish all bullies would stop bullying.

5 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-12 14:16 ID:zLiQ1gPP

(Something went wrong there XD)

6 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-12 14:21 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>5 Yeah, I'll do yours

Granted. But they all have to be shipped off to a deserted island as a punishment....

I wish Bones and Booth would get together

7 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-12 14:23 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. Once they get each other they can't stay away, so they elope to Mexico together, causing the show to end.

I wish I had some more Coke.

8 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-12 14:27 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. Once you get another can, you must live off water for the rest of you're life. Oh no!

I wish I had bunny ears

9 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-12 14:29 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. Everywhere you go people stare, the media harrass you so you are forced to stay inside.

I wish I had £1,000.

10 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-12 14:32 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. You must steal it from The Bank Of England, and use it to invest in our Chocolate Booth/chase greeting card company.

I wish I had that cat hat!!!

11 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-12 14:36 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. I seek revenge and steal all your chocolate and DVDs.

I wish I didn't have school next week.

12 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-12 14:44 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. You must spend all your time next week in a prison cell, with a guy called Bubba.

I wish I had a pet snake called Reggie

13 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-12 14:51 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. He commits suicide after two days.

I wish people didn't force-feed others their beliefs.

14 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-12 14:54 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. Everyone all believes in one thing. JustAchild is superior!

I wish I had House as my science teacher...

15 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-12 14:56 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. You would end up scarred in every sense of the word.

I wish some characters were real [Chase, Booth and JD]

16 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-12 15:03 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. Chase is your hairdresser, Booth is your bodyguard and JD is your teddy bear.

I wish I could be Prime Minister

17 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-12 15:38 ID:zLiQ1gPP

Granted. Unfortunately, you do much worse than you had precited and ruin Britain entirely. Thanks a lot.

I wish the war in Iraq would stop and Bin Laden, Gordon Brown and Barack Obama would all just shake hands and be friends and stop fighting.

18 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-12 15:42 ID:l7AWeqOD

Gra-What? Whatever...Granted. They all become bffs and facebook each other.

I wish I had a bottomless jug of custard....

19 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-12 16:36 ID:7iEI5k4/

Granted. The custard is off and you get sick whenever you eat it.

I wish they'd kill Ray off in CSI

20 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-12 20:36 ID:O3BnEvbu

Granted. You did it. You murderer... You sicken me.

I wish God was my best mate.

21 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-12 21:15 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Bad thing is he's one of those clingy friends that follows you around all the time and, as he's God, you can't do anything bad.

I wish my insomnia would go away.

22 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-12 21:44 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. You fall asleep for a really long time, and wake up in the next century.

I wish I had super powers

23 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-12 21:53 ID:7iEI5k4/

Granted. You get the ability to be a total ass all the time and everyone hates you. Therefore you become a villian.

I wish it wouldn't rain so much up here in Scotland

24 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-13 00:16 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. All you get now is boiling hot sun, that's so hot you can't even go out for fear of getting burnt.

I wish I could sing in tune.

25 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 02:23 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. You become a singing sensation and get a record deal with Simon Cowel....

I wish I had more wishes...):

26 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 02:50 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. You go power-mad and go on a killing spree.

I wish my internet worked all the time.

27 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 03:15 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. Both you and JustAchild are happy now (:

I wish I had my advent calendar back....(cry)

28 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 03:16 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. I steal it again.

I wish I had a purple lightbulb.

29 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 03:20 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. A purple light now illuminates from your house....

I wish the Grinch had a 2x bigger heart....

30 Name: misty1986 : 2009-12-13 03:21 ID:qpSnWByl

Granted... But someone already ate the xmas day chocolate making u hate grumpy on Xmas day!

I wish Colin Farrell was my neighbour...

31 Name: misty1986 : 2009-12-13 03:22 ID:qpSnWByl

Ok... i took soo long to write my one... that it doesnt make sense now (damn laptop and its slow connection!)

32 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 03:22 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. He gives away 1p since his heart is still tiny.

I wish I had some chocolate.

33 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 03:25 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. But your other neighbour is Paris Hilton. So sorry...

I wish I had a twin...

34 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 03:25 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>30 Woops, that went wrong. I'll do yours.

Granted. You fall in love with him but he doesn't like you back.

I wish I had some chocolate.

35 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 03:26 ID:l7AWeqOD

(All of that didn't make sense!) Who wants to start again?

36 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 03:26 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>35 Good idea.

37 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 03:28 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>34
Granted. You win a trip to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory....

I wish I spoke Spanish

38 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 03:29 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>37 Granted. You can longer speak English.

I wish it wasn't so cold here.

39 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 03:32 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>38
Granted. David Boreanaz walked in and heated up the room with his hotness.....mmm

I wish JD could stay at Sacred Heart....

40 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 03:34 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. Dr Cox leaves though.

I wish man could walk on Mars.

41 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 03:36 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>40
Granted. The rocket ship breaks down and they are stuck there. FOREVER....

I wish I could read minds....

42 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 03:40 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>41 Granted. People's thoughts scare you, they're rude, uncaring and shallow inside.

I wish I could morph into people.

43 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 03:45 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>42 Kinda like a certain Anon, we all know....

Granted. You morph into Hart Hanson and order the writers to prepare the BnB love script....don't ask

I wish I had a key to every door in the universe...

44 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 03:49 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>42 Granted. You end up stalking David Boreanaz and Jesse Spencer then fangirl when you meet them.

I wish it was my birthday today.

45 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 03:57 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. Happy birthday! (birthday high-five) Chase jumps out of a giant cake.....

>>I wish it could be Christmas, everydaaaaayyyyyy!

46 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 03:59 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>45 Granted. It's not a special time anymore.

I wish that these wishes actually came true...

47 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 04:04 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>46
Granted. If they did....man would be on mars, BnB would be together and I would have a straining order from David and Jesse......

I wish dogs could talk

48 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 04:11 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>47 Granted. The cats get jealous.

I wish Albert Einstein was still alive.

49 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 04:15 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>48
Granted. I hire him to do all my maths homework- surprise, surprise, I got an A

I wish my Geography teacher stopped calling me Pidge.....

50 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 04:16 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>49 Granted. They call you Smidgums instead.

I wish my German teacher didn't make me translate an entire eight page book.

51 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 04:28 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>50
Granted. She makes you translate an entire eight page book- in french

I wish MY GERMAN TEACHER would go have her baby already...grr

52 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 04:31 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>51 Granted. The baby grows up to be a murderer and kills you.

I wish everyone was perfect-except for one flaw.

53 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 04:46 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>52
Granted. The flaw is that we are all half lizard.....

I wish I could meet Will Ferrel.....

54 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 04:49 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>53 Granted. You then lose all of your possessions.

I wish I had a friend who likes anime.

55 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-13 04:51 ID:zLiQ1gPP

Granted. The flaw is that no one likes each other and a massive riot starts out.

I wish I ruled the World.

56 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 04:55 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. You go mad with power and kill all snails and bald people.

I wish boredom didn't exist.

57 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 04:55 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>54
Granted. I like anime, I used to draw manga characters for a publication thing at my school.....everyone loved it around then- You and your friend create an anime world, where you go on great adventures....

I wish I had wings....

58 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 04:57 ID:l7AWeqOD

(another mix up guys......) >>56 Granted. Everything is exciting and that eventually gets boring....

59 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 04:59 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>57 Granted. you can't fit through doors anymore.

I wish dishes cleaned themselves.

60 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:03 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>59 Granted. They go into over drive- smashing in the sink and splashing soapy bubbles everywhere

I wish I could slide down a rainbow....

61 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 05:05 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>60 Granted. You get really bad friction burns.

I wish everyone could use homophones correctly.

62 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:09 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>Granted. But no 1 nos how 2 use them. (ha, ha 'HOMO' hehe)

I wish people found dark humor funny....

63 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 05:16 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>62 Granted. Then the world suddenly implodes. [I couldn't think of anything xD]

64 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:17 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>63 Nicely done......;)

65 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:18 ID:l7AWeqOD

Who's go is it?

66 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 05:21 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>65 Mine, I forgot to do a wish. -facepalm-

I wish Woolworths was still alive.

67 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:22 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>66 Granted. They bankrupt all the 99p stores in the process...

I wish I had a donkey

68 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 05:24 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>67 Granted. You get arrested for unwittingly buying a drugs mule.

I wish spongebob was real.

69 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:28 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>68 Granted. He gets married to Patrick, and likes to wear leather shorts....

I wish people took me seriously...

70 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 05:30 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>69 Granted. Nobody gets your sarcasm any more and no-one laughs at your jokes.

I wish I could find my Ipod.

71 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:33 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>70 Granted. Santa leaves it in your stocking, where you're like: 'Where's my chocolate Booth?!'

I wish I could jump out of a plane....with a parachute of course (I'm not letting you predict my death...)

72 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 05:35 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>71 Granted. You fly into a bird and get blinded in one eye.

I wish that I could touch-type.

73 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:40 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>72 Dammit! Granted. Yuo Wite everting rong!

I wish everything had a happy ending.

74 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 05:42 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>73 Granted. It gets boring so the Grinch goes and messes everything up.

I wish facepalm was in the dictionary

75 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:48 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>74 Granted. The definition under 'facepalm' includes:

>>When Me, Myself and I does a boo-boo

I wish I could roll my tongue

76 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 05:50 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>75 Granted. You then spend all your time doing that and everyone thinks you're weird.

I wish my dictionary had pictures.

77 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 05:53 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>76 Granted. It becomes a best-seller and you make more money than J.K Rowling....

I wish, I wish, I was a fish....

78 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 05:59 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>77 Granted. You spend your entire life in a shot glass of water with no space to swim.

I wish that it wasn't such a grey day.

79 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-13 06:04 ID:zLiQ1gPP

>>78 Granted. The clouds disappear and the forecasted snow is now gone for ever!

I wish we had a white Christmas.

80 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 06:09 ID:l7AWeqOD

Granted. Everything just disappears into whiteness....

I wish I had a new laptop!

81 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-13 06:29 ID:O3BnEvbu

Granted. However, you've lost your home.

I wish Chuck Norris was in a piece of my fanfiction.....

82 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-13 08:05 ID:zLiQ1gPP

>>81 Granted. He roundhouse kicks all of the characters and the story ends prematurely.

I wish weekends were a few days longer.

83 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 08:18 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>82 Granted. A mob of angry parents are outside your door, because their children are causing a riot...

I wish someone would shoot me

84 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 08:22 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. You get to meet Kutner!

I wish everyrhing was free.

85 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 08:24 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>84 Granted. You go on a shopping spree and get arrested though...

I wish I knew where the presents were

86 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 08:32 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>85 Granted. Your parents got mad because you opened them early and take them away.

I wish Chase still had his hair.

87 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 08:36 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>86 Granted. All of the heavens sing and angels blow trumpets.
Hallelujah! Amen!

I wish Kutner was still here ):

88 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 08:38 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>87 Granted. Geeks and fangirls everywhere rejoice!

I wish I hadn't lost my bookmark.

89 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 08:41 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>88 Granted. You find it hidden in the dictionary under 'facepalm'

I wish I knew who this damn Anonymous was!

90 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 09:03 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. It's a 40-year-old who lives with their mother with a mental age of four.

I wish I had some pringles...

91 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 09:08 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>90 Granted. To your horror you find there are only 82 in a pack- not 90! (gasp!)

I wish it was Christmas Eve....

92 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 09:09 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>91 Granted. You are investigated for being able to travel through time.

I wish I could communicate telepathically.

93 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-13 09:17 ID:7iEI5k4/

Granted. Everyone goes absolutely mad from your messages and it starts the Apocalypse. Well done, you destroyed the world.

I wish that there was a TV channel dedicated to fanfiction

94 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 09:22 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>93 Granted. It is one of the highest rated channels in the world

I wish I had a better haircut

95 Name: James : 2009-12-13 09:31 ID:W8ZEFKAF

Granted. You are promptly assualted by rabid fangirls.

96 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 09:34 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>95 Rabid fangirls?! OMG......

I wish I had a boyfriend....(all the boys at my school are immature)

97 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 09:41 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>96 Granted. You get Mr Kendall, the creepy 89-year-old who's shut inside his house.

I wish I had a book published.

98 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 09:44 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>97 Granted. It's called: >> Me, Myself and I
The biography....

I wish I could take a descent school photo

99 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 09:45 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>98 Granted. Because you're falling in it [I'm taking your typo literally] you just come out as a blur.

I wish typos didn't exist.

100 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 09:49 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>99 Damn you. Granted. (I'm gonna glue all the keys back onto my laptop, to prevent this...)

I wish I looked older

101 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 09:53 ID:l7AWeqOD

YES! HEY Me, Myself and I, I just got the 100th post on this! Yay! (going back to the Lair to gloat)

102 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 09:53 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>100 Granted. When you're 40 you regret it.

I wish ff.net didn't have any glitches.

103 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 09:56 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>102 Granted. We shall give the glitches to the 'Jamie Oliver Cooking website' instead.

I wish that I could get the 300th post on The Lair.....

104 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 10:00 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>103 Not Granted. The Grinch with obviously win.

I wish that I had some sticky-tape.

105 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 10:03 ID:xU1ByD3p

OMG! Just look how hot he looks in this pic:

http://i41.tinypic.com/29okcjc.jpg

106 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 10:03 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>104 Not granted. I used it all to wrap up the presents....
(Hehe)

I wish I could sing on Xfactor....

107 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 10:03 ID:xU1ByD3p

Wrong thread... sorry.

108 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 10:06 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>106 Granted. Simon Cowell makes fun of you so badly you give up singing forever.

I wish there were no more wars.

109 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 10:11 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>108 Granted. Apart from the one between JustAchild and the Grinch

I wish I had that photo >>105

110 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 10:16 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>109 Granted. Just print it out. You then spend all your time staring at it.

I wish that more people said "indubitably".

111 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 10:22 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>110 Granted. Everybody has excellent vocabulary- which leads to a suspicion of drugs....>> idk why i wrote it

I wish I could win an Oscar...

112 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 10:28 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>111 Granted. However, you win it for worst crisp packet design.

I wish I had a better mobile.

113 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 10:30 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>112 Granted. You get a blackberry and don't know how to use it

I wish I could rule the world

114 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 10:33 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>113 Granted. You are overthrown by revolting citizens.

I wish my laptop had a touch-screen.

115 Name: Anonymous : 2009-12-13 10:37 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>114 Granted. You accidentally lean on the screen and join the 'Gordon Brown Fan club' online. You are the only member (apart from GB)

I wish I had a chihuahua....

116 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 10:38 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>115 Damn forgot my name!

117 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-13 10:39 ID:zLiQ1gPP

>>114 Granted. But the touch function stops working and can't be repaired.

I wish people would stop making rap music (except Linkin Park).

118 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 10:42 ID:l7AWeqOD

I still wish i had a chihuahua.....):

119 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 10:47 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>118 Granted. He talks and you die of shock.

I wish my lamp worked.

120 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 10:50 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>119 Granted. It is powered by a hamster on a wheel.....

I wish Fox would allow Bones and House extra seasons (Prays, and crosses fingers)

121 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 10:52 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>120 Granted. The Grinch is very happy because of this and goes on a killing spree in her high spirits.

I wish I could draw.

122 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-13 10:56 ID:zLiQ1gPP

>>121 Not granted. I don't want any competition :(

I wish Disney would bring back Lilo & Stitch.

123 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 10:56 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>121 Granted. You are given the hands of a Japanese anime Artist....

I wish I could dance...

124 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 11:24 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>122 Granted. The studio is then mobbed by Miley Cyrus fangirls because Hannah Montana doesn't get as much airtime.

I wish I had a blue coathanger.

125 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 11:28 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>124 Granted. Merry Christmas! That's all you're getting...(evil laugh)

I wish my phone bill would go down...

126 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 11:37 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>125 Granted. You're only allowed to make one call a month.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.

127 Name: Anonymous : 2009-12-13 11:43 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>126 Granted. You will spend the day prank calling your teachers from a telephone booth.

I wish I owned Disney World

128 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 11:45 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>127 Granted. You get to go on the rides for free all day.

I wish I was a genie.

129 Name: Anonymous : 2009-12-13 11:51 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>128 Granted. Can I have a wish then?

I wish I had a lava lamp

130 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 11:53 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>129 Granted. Pretty colours! :3

I wish there wasn't a random nail sticking out of my ceiling.

131 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 11:57 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>130 Why not! You could attach a poster of Jesse to it, then stare lovingly at it before you sleep....

I wish I knew everything, so I didn't have to go to school

132 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 12:02 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>131 Granted. Everyone finds you too smart and nobody talks to you.

I wish I was older.

133 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 12:05 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>132 Granted. People try to send you to an old people's home though....

I wish these wishes meant something.....

134 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 12:11 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>133 Not granted, unfortunately.

I wish I had a guardian angel.

135 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 12:15 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>134 Granted. His name is Greg House....

I wish...oh what's the use! Santa won't give me it anyway....

136 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-13 12:16 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>135 Um...granted? I guess...

137 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-13 12:20 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>136 Granted. Wait...maybe we should wish for something important....

138 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-14 16:04 ID:ZJoeFz8S

I wish all the good TV shows would stop bringing in crap replacements for awesome regulars (how's that for important?)

139 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-14 16:41 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>138 Granted. But we get to bring back Zach from Bones and Janitor from Scrubs...

I wish somebody would sing happy birthday to me (it's not my bday btw x)

140 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-14 16:44 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>139 [And Kutner!]

Granted. Chase jumps out of your cake, with magically regrown hair, and starts playing the electric violin whilst Booth sings. You die of happiness.

I wish I didn't have writers' block.

141 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-14 16:49 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>140 Granted. I knock your writers 'block' down with a sledge hammer

I wish I had bat radar...

142 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-14 17:05 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>141 Granted. A giant vitamin C tablet suddenly appears and crushes you. [Thought I'd mix things up a bit.]

I wish High School Musical didn't exist.

143 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-14 17:09 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>142 Oh thank the lord! Granted! Zac Efron is homeless....

I wish I could go to sleep without pills

144 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-14 17:11 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>143 Granted. Your hand no longer seems purple and the little sparkly fairy who hovers around your head disappears. [They were "special" pills. :D]

I wish I could meet Stephen Fry.

145 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-14 17:13 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>144 Granted. You get to meet his partner (Hugh Laurie) and meet Brennan and Booth

146 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-14 17:14 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. Without the pills real life mixes with dreams and eventually you go absolutely mental. But in a vaguely good way (make no sense? Cause I'm weird...)

I wish I could find Vanessa Anne Hudgens and just give her a right solid punch to her sickeningly sweet face

147 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-14 17:16 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>146 Granted. Could i join you? We could make a day of it....(:

148 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-14 17:17 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>146 I wanna punch her too! :]

149 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-14 17:20 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>146 Hay....now we have more chance of hitting her in the nose (she'll never be able to sing through of it again...)

150 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-14 17:51 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Okay, lets make a day of it.

I wish I had some boxing gloves I could use on VAH's nose...

151 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-14 17:56 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>150 Ones filled with lead... >:D

152 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-14 18:08 ID:ZJoeFz8S

...WARNING; the next comment was made when I was on a suger high.

LETS GET A MISSILE AND JUST TOTALLY NUKE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

153 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-15 10:37 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>152 AWESOME! Can we hit my school on the way? (:<

154 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-15 14:32 ID:ZJoeFz8S

>>153 LETS NUKE ALL SCHOOLS >:D

155 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-15 14:33 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>154 YES!

156 Name: Harbinger of Doom : 2009-12-15 14:39 ID:Qmi1mjYE

NO! Nuke is too much damage. We dont want the surrounding area destroyed, cause that may kill us all.
Tactical C4 FTW!

157 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-15 14:44 ID:ZJoeFz8S

>>156 Smart thinking.

I wish I had enough C4 to blow up all of our schools >:)

158 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-15 14:59 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>157 Granted. Then we hit HSM? Please.....

159 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-15 15:31 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted :D

DIE CHEESY SCHOOL!!!

160 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-15 15:35 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>159 Sweet......

I wish I could understand sexual innuendos......(I'm not as much as a child as you think i am...despite my name)

161 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-15 15:38 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. You become horrified by the amount of dirtiness and isolate yourself in Alaska.

I wish they wouldn't try and cancel Numb3rs, cause its too good a show...

162 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-15 15:42 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>161 Granted. Ooh..lets see, how bout we cancel....Hannah Montana instead? Is it weird, that I take great pleasure out of doing that...?

I wish I could go see Green Day live.......

163 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-15 15:44 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>162 Granted. Your ears get busted 'cause of the awesomeness.

I wish Paris Hilton wasn't inspiring girls everywhere to be like her.

164 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-15 15:50 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>163 Granted. Get out of the UK, Paris! No one wants to be your British BF! We still have a thing called dignity.....

She is mobbed by angry girls like us, at her house
...Sharpen your pitchforks....

I wish my german homework would disappear!

165 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-15 16:01 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>164 Granted. You then have nothing to hand in and, if your German teacher is as evil as mine, you will be burned in the fiery pits of hell.

I wish I didn't have a german lesson tomorrow.

166 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-15 16:07 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>165 Granted. We both skip our german lessons and join British revolution society...

I wish scooby doo was real....

167 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-15 16:12 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>166 Granted. He gets lonely being the only real one of his friends, he has to make do with a Shaggy figurine.

I wish I didn't feel pain.

168 Name: CoCoBookmark : 2009-12-15 16:17 ID:ZPRzT+w0

Granted, but people find out and throw darts at you, you cant feel it, but its still annoying :P

I wish I had wings.

169 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-15 16:19 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>167 Granted. Booth is always on stand by to kiss it better.

I wish my guitar had it's string back

170 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-15 16:20 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>168 Granted. You fly too close to the sun...and you know the rest.

I wish fairies were real.

171 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-15 16:24 ID:l7AWeqOD

C-O-N-F-U-S-I-O-N

172 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-15 16:25 ID:l7AWeqOD

Oh well, i'm going to catch some z's .....bye! xx

173 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-15 16:26 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>172 OK, bye! The countdown shall resume when you return...

174 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-15 16:32 ID:ZJoeFz8S

>>169 You get your strings back, then lose your guitar. Well done, genious

>>170 Granted. They turn the world pink and sparkly and force everyone to wear tutus. Rebels like me then make up the Resistance and WW3 starts

I wish Season 10 of CSI wasn't so crappy and Archie and Bobby would actually make an appearance.

175 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-15 16:36 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>174 Granted! Grissom and Sara return also, but unfortunately zombie-Warrick eats them all.

I wish tests didn't exist.

176 Name: Lorze the Brookes : 2009-12-15 17:04 ID:r2HGVi/2

>>175 Granted! Unfortunately, text talk doesn't vanish, and people walk around trying to pronounce words like "omgwtfbbq" in everyday life.

I wish Christmas shopping wasn't so awkward.

177 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-16 04:31 ID:1Jm0sOMQ

@176 Granted! Unfortuneately you accidently give the wrong presents to people! (I really couldn't think)

I wish that I could write my stories better :(

178 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-16 10:52 ID:qQ/aihOk

Granted! Now they're so good, someone steals them, sells them to a publishing company and gains millions, all from your hard work.

I wish I didn't have my GCSEs in June.

179 Name: James : 2009-12-16 10:54 ID:W8ZEFKAF

Granted. You have them in January.

I wish that penguins lived at the north pole.

180 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-16 10:54 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>178 Granted. You have them in twenty minutes time instead.

I wish sarcasm could be shown clearly over the internet.

181 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-16 11:13 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. There's now a new smiley face that gets on everyones nerves with it's sarcastic look.

I wish that in Scrubs we found out the Janitor's REAL name

182 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-16 12:56 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>181 Granted. His real name is so confidential...you literally have to sneak past security....

I wish I could be on The Royal Variety.....

183 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-16 12:58 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>182 Granted. You embarrass yourself by getting so nervous you freeze up then run off stage.

I wish homework wasn't so mind-numbingly boring.

184 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-16 13:01 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>183 Granted. You enjoy it so much, people begin to question your sanity and back away slowly....

I wish I knew how to whistle....

185 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-16 13:04 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>184 Granted. You constantly whistle, annoying people everywhere you go.

I wish there were no more trolls.

186 Name: Iaculus : 2009-12-16 13:07 ID:1AimCBTA

Granted. That ancient and noble race is dead, and a little more of the magic is gone from the world. Meanwhile, internet-related douchbaggery trebles.

I wish I could fly.

187 Name: Llama-Chan : 2009-12-16 13:09 ID:wXKIrkhn

Granted! You fly up into space and suffocate. (that was rubbish...)

I wish... llamas could talk!

188 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-16 13:14 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>186 Granted. You experiment with your new gift, by jumping off a building.....the effects wear off....

I wish I could river dance...

189 Name: Iaculus : 2009-12-16 14:02 ID:1AimCBTA

Granted. Cue death by drowning.

I wish I could read minds at will.

190 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-16 14:05 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>189 Granted. You hear such terrible things you lose all confidence in mankind and become depressed.

I wish cats were purple.

191 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-16 14:06 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. Now dogs can spot them easily and they're all eaten.

I wish I had a real pet dragon.

192 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-16 14:12 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>191 Granted. They breath fire on you and you get burnt to a crisp.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

193 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-16 14:37 ID:zLiQ1gPP

>>192 Granted. There are now more hours at school!

I wish my school performance tomorrow of Bugsy Malone goes perfect.

194 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-16 15:57 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. A talent scout was there but doesn't notice you, so everyone else gets to be big stars while you are left to mourn.

I wish there weren't so much stupid perfume adverts

195 Name: Fresh Water Plimpy (fanfiction.net) : 2009-12-16 16:50 ID:eUiWrU9K

Granted. All stupid perfume adverts are cancelled, but now everyone smells of B.O. because no one knew of any perfume.

I wish that I could meet Jared Leto and get his autograph and photograph when I see them in February.

196 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-16 17:07 ID:qQ/aihOk

Granted, but his autograph is on a restraining order.

I wish that it snows properly over the holidays.

197 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-16 17:32 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. We all get snowed in schools and have to endure mind numbing lessons all night long.

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much...

198 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-17 08:51 ID:zLiQ1gPP

Granted. You turn OCD and it starts to drive you nuts (no offence to those that actually have OCD, please don't hurt me!).

I wish today's 1 minute blizzards of snow lasted 100x longer.

199 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-17 09:33 ID:qQ/aihOk

Granted. You were outside during the blizzard, and froze to death.

I wish I didn't have so much to do over the holidays.

200 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-17 14:31 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Now you have nothing to do, and are bored out of your mind.

I wish things didn't break when I throw them at the wall.

201 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-17 14:44 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>200 Granted. Instead they break whenever you touch them.

I wish my friends weren't all twihards.

202 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-17 16:29 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. I'm not going to screw that one up (avid twihater)

I wish I wouldn't near freeze to death whenever I go outside

203 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-17 16:41 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You always boil, no matter what the weather's like.

I wish TV wasn't suddenly so boring.

204 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-18 03:24 ID:zkbgKhIR

@203 Granted but now you get square eyes from watching so much TV.

I wish all of these didn't end up in something to do with DEATH XD

205 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-18 05:47 ID:xU1ByD3p

Granted. They're now about eternal damnation instead!

I wish my feet weren't blocks of ice at the moment.

206 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-18 10:24 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>205 Granted. You heat them in the oven at 90 degrees, and they will slowly start to defrost.....

I wish everyone the best Xmas ever!

207 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 10:33 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. To balance things out, you have an entirely crappy Xmas while we enjoy ourselves.

I wish J.D. and the Janitor wouldn't leave...:(

208 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-18 10:38 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>207 Granted. We shall all start a mob outside of the Scrubs set......

I wish my snowman was better....

209 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-18 10:41 ID:WXqodBmt

Granted. He comes to life and leaves you.

I wish snow wasn't cold!

210 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-18 10:51 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>209 Granted. You get a sun burn in the winter instead....

I wish The Paul O'Grady Show wasn't ending....

211 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 11:06 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. We start a mob outside the Scrubs and Paul O'Grady set.

I wish that the UK doesn't have to wait like a year to get US shows

212 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-18 11:10 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. The UK and the US are now one country... (and you can watch all the US TV shows on the internet anyway!)

I wish when one of my friends (not naming names) brings something up she would actually finish the thought.

213 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-18 11:12 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>211 Granted. We trade Gordon Brown for all of their top US shows....They just got ripped off big time then...

I wish I knew how to balance on my head

214 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 11:13 ID:ZJoeFz8S

(I know, just there's this one clip I can't find anywhere, it sucks!)

Granted. Her thoughts are so long that you fall asleep out of boredom

I wish the world wasn't so crappy

215 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 11:14 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Eep. CONFUSION

I granted >>212 wish...

>>213 You balance on your head, but all the blood goes to your brain and you die

216 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-18 11:16 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>214 Granted. Lets evacuate to Mars!

I wish I could see under water

217 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 11:21 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. You are now a fish.

I wish I could visit Japan

218 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-18 11:24 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>217 Granted. You meet a dragon friend.....no pun intended.

I wish I could meet the cast of Bones....

219 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 11:26 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. You faint with pleasure.

I wish I could like Power Rangers without being considered babyish...

220 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-18 11:27 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>218 Granted. The Grinch gets so jealous that she hides you in a closet and takes your place.

I wish I hadn't discovered NaNoWriMo in December.

221 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 11:28 ID:ZJoeFz8S

>>220 Hey! Granted. You never discovered it

I repeat my wish

222 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-18 11:54 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>220 You have a VERY evil streak.....it amuses me though :D

>>221 Granted. JustAchild will stand up with you and admit Power Rangers is awesome.....

I wish the Grinch would come out of her cave sometime....

223 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-18 12:06 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>222 Granted. She then eats all of your chocolate-Booths and steals your JD-teddy.

I wish I wasn't broke.

224 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-18 12:09 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>223 Granted. You rob the Northern Rock bank....oh no, wait you rob Nation Wide

I wish I knew the meaning of life

225 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-18 12:13 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>224 Granted. It's 42. Your mind is so boggled by this that you spend the rest of your life trying to figure it out.

I wish I didn't have the "Large Hadron Rap" in my head. I don't even like it! Dx

226 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 12:15 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. It's so great a disappointment that you slink into depression

I wish I didn't have sisters

227 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 12:16 ID:ZJoeFz8S

>>225 Granted. You now have the Teletubbies theme tune in your head, the ultimate torture, mwahahaha

228 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-18 12:18 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>227 Granted. You now have 8 brothers instead.

I wish siblings weren't so annoying.

229 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 12:22 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. They are now uber-cool and now you're seen as the annoying one.

I wish I can get a mp3 player for Xmas..

230 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-18 12:39 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>229 Granted. It has every Jonas Brother and HSM song on it...

I wish I could have World Peace for Xmas

231 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 12:55 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. It is now extremely boring without any violence

I wish I had enough chocolate to last a lifetime

232 Name: MyButterfly364 : 2009-12-18 14:19 ID:ZkHCBjRN

Granted. you get so fat and die within a month of heart failure.

I wish it snows on xmas

233 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-18 14:23 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You get buried under 10 tons of snow.

I wish I was old enough to drive legally.

234 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-18 14:29 ID:ZJoeFz8S

Granted. You get drunk and your license is taken away.

I wish there was more angst and suspence in TV shows to quench my sadistic thirst....mwahahaha...

235 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-18 15:08 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. The characters are all constantly crying. The suspense is built up and built up and built up... and built up, and you never get an ending.

I wish the whole world was all on one time frame.

236 Name: SoMuchWin : 2009-12-18 20:10 ID:u+V1Uxeb

Granted. The world is not flattened into a single plane--everyone is dead as a result.

I wish that my older brother would come visit us for Christmas.

237 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-18 22:32 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Now he never leaves. Literally! He becomes surgically attached to you.

I wish TV series went on forever.

238 Name: Lauraac2110 : 2009-12-19 02:12 ID:D9poDmWQ

Granted. Now the one tv series goes on and on and on and on forever without ever ending and you get bored of it.

I wish I didn't have to keep secrets.

239 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 06:11 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>238 Granted. You spontaneously combust and release all secrecy and lies to the world.....

I wish I could touch my tongue to my nose.....

240 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-19 06:46 ID:Yq4Lkv85

Granted. You're tongue is now surgically attached to your nose.

I wish I could actually swim...

241 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-19 08:44 ID:zkbgKhIR

@240 Granted you win the olympic swimming competition (somehow)

I wish somebody would hug me :3

242 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 09:57 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>241 Granted. Would you prefer a hug from me- or my 600 pound ape friend????

I wish I could find the perfect Xmas present for my best friend

243 Name: Anonymous : 2009-12-19 10:02 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>242 Granted. It was a one-off that you can't get again, and it gets blown into the road, run over, then burnt by a cigarette someone dropped on the road.

I wish it was snowing.

244 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 10:06 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>243 Granted. You are snowed in and have to talk to me all Xmas....oh no!

I wish on Xmas morning, I find something under the tree, and it's the one thing I've always wanted....

245 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 10:08 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>244 Granted. Unfortunately, the tag says it's for your mum.

I wish I had a Pikachu.

246 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 10:11 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>245 Granted. He wreaks chaos in your home, bouncing off walls and shooting lightening bolts at the neighbourhood cats

I wish someone would create the nosemuff (like an earmuff- but for your nose)

247 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 10:17 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>246 Granted. It is shaped like an elephant's trunk, is bright orange and plays Slipknot full volume at all times.

I wish my phone wasn't so old.

248 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 10:29 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>247 Granted. It falls out of your pocket and into the street, where an old lady runs it over with her scooter, and feels so guilty that she offers to buy you a new one......

I wish there were less nasty people in the world

249 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 10:32 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>248 Granted. The ones who are left have to be 100 times as nasty for the ones who are now nice.

I wish I had a pet turtle.

250 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 10:36 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>249 Granted. He has a secret life as a teenage mutant ninja turtle.....fighting crime in the sewers.....

251 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 10:37 ID:l7AWeqOD

I wish I had x-ray vision

252 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 10:38 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>250 That's a bad thing?!?

You forgot to make a wish...

253 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 10:40 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>251 Granted. You can't turn it off and only see people's bones.

I wish that I hadn't burned by eyes with a Dumbledore/Harry fic. Dx

254 Name: ... : 2009-12-19 10:49 ID:nkzrrNjp

Granted. You burned them with a Dumbledore/Colin Creevey fic instead.

I wish everyone would suddenly come to their senses and realise that 'Twilight' is terrible.

255 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 10:51 ID:l7AWeqOD

ANOTHER MIX UP!!! MAYDAY MAYDAY!

256 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 10:51 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>254 Granted. But it had shards of glass in it that cut your tongue.

I wish I was a unicorn. :D

257 Name: ... : 2009-12-19 10:52 ID:nkzrrNjp

I was granting the wish before yours... Damn slow browser.

Anyway. Granted. The lollipop is made from a human toe.

My wish still stands.

258 Name: ... : 2009-12-19 10:55 ID:nkzrrNjp

Sighs I will have to take part at a less busy time...

259 Name: ... : 2009-12-19 10:56 ID:nkzrrNjp

Or not. Granted. You are a unicorn. A dead unicorn.

My wish is unchanged.

260 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 11:00 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>257 Granted. You're horn falls off, so I sellotape it back on....

>>258 Granted. The Harry Potter fans revolt and steal all my Twilight books.....boo hoo :(

I wish I could count to a 8 (turn you're head sideways....or I could just say a finity) 8

261 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 11:00 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>260 Granted. Instead they decide to like an even worse novel and obsess over it so much that they kill anyone who opposes them.

I wish I had some explosives.

262 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-19 11:01 ID:zLiQ1gPP

>>260 Granted. Everyone now thinks it's so terrible, they stop making the movies and move onto things that actually have a good storyline.

I wish Scuzz would come to Virgin TV.

263 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 11:03 ID:xU1ByD3p

The confusion! Dx

264 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 11:04 ID:l7AWeqOD

MIX UP MIX UP! I'm gonna go for a walk, give you guys some time to respond to wishes.....(whistle, whistle off to the Lair)

265 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 11:06 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>261 Granted. You spend your whole life counting.

>>263 I don't know what that is...but granted. It then promptly gets canceled.

I still wish I had some explosives.

266 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 11:28 ID:l7AWeqOD

BANG! Granted >>266 ........lets blow up Disney studios....

Bye Bye HSM......

I wish everybody could have a beautiful Xmas and a wonderful New Year

267 Name: ... : 2009-12-19 11:48 ID:nkzrrNjp

Granted. But everyone will have a miserable Easter.

I wish for world peace.

268 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 13:42 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Everyone who could possibly ever start a war, fight in a war, of effect a war in any way are shipped off the planet. Congratulations, you've just got rid of humanity on planet Earth.

I wish people would tell the truth.

269 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-19 14:46 ID:Yq4Lkv85

Granted. Mind you, the truth is sometimes a crap thing.

I wish Xmas would arrive sooner

270 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 14:49 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>270 Granted. School/work then arrives sooner as well.

I wish my speakers were louder.

271 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 15:00 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Your ear-drums burst.

I wish my writers block would go away.

272 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 15:03 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>272 Granted. Your computer, and anything else you could write with, is taken away.

I wish I had some new books.

273 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 15:07 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Here's a Dictionary.

I wish it wasn't always so dark.

274 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 15:11 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>274 Granted. Instead it's so blindingly bright all the time so you can never go outside.

I wish my laptop didn't squeak.

275 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 15:20 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. It now squawks.

I wish people were reliable.

276 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 15:26 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>276 Granted. Noses are now so unreliable, some days they just run off for hours without telling anyone where they're going.

I wish snow was purple.

277 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 15:33 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. All the kids get sick from playing in it.

I wish... for chocolate!

278 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 15:34 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>278 Granted. You eat too much and get really fat.

I wish Willy Wonka's chocolate factory was real.

279 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 15:36 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Now YOU get really fat. :)

I wish men weren't so obnoxious.

280 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 15:40 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>280 Granted. Women are obnoxious instead, and bitchy, and evil.

I wish people gave me free money.

281 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 15:42 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You have all the money in the world... and then have to give it all away again because everyone has given you all the money in the world and they're hungry.

I wish I more orange juice.

282 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 15:47 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>282 Granted. It's poisoned.

I wish I could read at the same time as watching a movie.

283 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 15:51 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Your brain overloads.

I wish I could sing and dance properly.

284 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 15:54 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>284 Granted. You can't hear any more so you can't keep in time with the music.

I wish I was allowed to dye my hair.

285 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 15:56 ID:OA11MrJC

(So how can I dance or sing?????)

Granted. You try to dye it a dark red. It comes out bright blue.

I wish I could read people's minds.

286 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 16:03 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>286[I wouldn't mind having blue hair actually...]

Granted. You're scared by what you hear.

I wish people in my school weren't all chavs.

287 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 16:06 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. They're all perfect. You're the chav. :)

I wish I could travel in time.

288 Name: ... : 2009-12-19 16:06 ID:nkzrrNjp

Granted. They are gangstaz instead.

I wish I were a chocobo.

289 Name: ... : 2009-12-19 16:07 ID:nkzrrNjp

Damn. Again.

290 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 16:09 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>288 Granted. You go to the future and see spoilers for your favourite show.

I wish my Santa hat wasn't broken. :[

291 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 16:22 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. It's fixed and you go outside in it. Thousands of children think you're the real Santa and you get mobbed.

292 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 16:22 ID:OA11MrJC

Oops! Left out the wish. :)

I wish that politicians weren't so dumb.

293 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 16:28 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>293 Granted. They're so smart that they plot world domination and succeed.

I wish House was on tomorrow.

294 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 16:33 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>294 Same here ):

Granted. We all rejoice and dance up and down around the fire.

I wish I see the future

295 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 16:35 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You see the end of the world.

I wish I could control what my mouth says.

296 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-19 16:51 ID:Yq4Lkv85

Granted. It takes you so long to do so that people have left by the time you talk.

I wish I hadn't eaten all my chocolate

297 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 16:53 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>297 Granted. You've drunk all your water instead and your pipes are frozen.

298 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-19 16:53 ID:Yq4Lkv85

wish...

299 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-19 16:54 ID:xU1ByD3p

I wish people didn't discriminate.

300 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-19 16:56 ID:Yq4Lkv85

Granted. Let's celebrate with non-alcohlic drink!

...

I wish i had non-alcoholic drink

301 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-19 16:58 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>300 Granted. They are not allowed to talk if they say something offensive and will have their mouths zipped up permanently.

I wish I had spunk.....(just checked the definition and no I don't want the rude stuff)

302 Name: misty1986 : 2009-12-19 20:06 ID:qpSnWByl

granted! But you get the 'other' type of spunk instead! (YUCK!)

I wish I had two tickets to Australia!

303 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-19 22:32 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. All the Australians find out you've got tickets and there's no one there when you arrive.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

304 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 02:46 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>304 Granted. You're given special contact lenses that are so tiny, you accidentally drop them down the drain.....ooh tough break

I wish I had a pet dinosaur........

305 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 02:49 ID:tgsVmqUE

Granted. You go blind.

I wish my radio was working!

306 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 02:53 ID:l7AWeqOD

I still wish my dinosaur was here.......):

Granted >>306. You manage to get it working- only to find there's a huge storm your way.....I'd hide....

307 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 04:54 ID:zkbgKhIR

@307 granted your dinosaur is here yaaay! But it eats everybody and you....oh well...

I still wish for a hug off somebody on here :3...

308 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 05:04 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>308 Granted. -hugs- x

I wish i could paint my room....

309 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 05:12 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>309 Granted. You're only allowed to paint it a horrible sludge colour.

I wish hair dried instantly.

310 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 05:19 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>310 Granted. It dries and then frizzes, so you end up walking around like one of those big haired trolls....

I wish I knew what the big present under the tree was

311 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 05:20 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>311 Granted. It's a pipe bomb! Yaaaaaaaaay!

I wish that there wasn't a massive spider web in the corner of my room.

312 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 05:25 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>312 Granted. But there is a giant spider....(gulp)

I wish i knew what was hiding in my closet.....

313 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 05:30 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>313 Granted. It's you-know-who! D:

I wish my socks matched.

314 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 05:34 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>314 Granted. You find a matching pair- only to find that miss-match is the new fashion.....

I wish you-know-who would stop banging about and laughing.....

315 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 05:43 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>315 Granted. He's now playing bass music full volume instead.

I wish I could feel my foot, it's fallen asleep again.

316 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 05:46 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>316 Granted. (Puts it on a railway line) that'll wake it up!

I wish I could reach an epiphany......

317 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 05:47 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>317 Granted. You realise it's your life calling to become a coal miner!

I wish life was easier.

318 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 05:51 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>318 Granted. LIFE IS BORING AND TOO LAID BACK

I wish I could compete with the Grinch (i'm getting creamed out there)

319 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 05:53 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>319 Not granted. You will never defeat the Grinch! >:::D

I wish my brother hadn't just gotten a new game, he's using up all the internet.

320 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-20 05:57 ID:26wFTYq5

Granted. You have no internet connection for him to take up.

I wish I had a cooker at home still....

321 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 05:59 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>321 Granted. You set your house on fire with it.

I wish it was Easter already.

322 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 06:28 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>322 Granted. What are you nuts?! We've got Xmas coming up!

I wish my dog would stop barking

323 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 06:30 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>323 Granted. They start meowing instead.

I wish I was 6 again.

324 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 07:39 ID:sjrEE+Y2

Granted. No one likes a whiny little six year old.

I wish I knew Me, Myself and I's weakness...

325 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 07:42 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>325 Granted. Her weakness is.....crrrrr....crrrrr (ecstatic noise) you're breaking...crr...up......sorry....

I wish broccoli tasted good

326 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 07:52 ID:zkbgKhIR

@326 Granted! but now every other vegetable tastes horrible...ew.

I wish that I could meet you all :3

327 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 07:53 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>326 Granted. Chocolate now tastes terrible.

I wish I could find my other sock...

328 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 07:54 ID:zkbgKhIR

Mix upped again o-O Damn you MMI...

But granted, You find your other sock...But it's shrunk.

My wish still stands.

329 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 07:54 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>327 Granted. We're all axe murderers. >:::D

My wish remains.

330 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 07:55 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>327 Granted. Me, Myself and I is a crazed, Xmas Grinch, who loves chocolate.....DragonFriend95 is on America's most wanted list, for breaking a federal crime and I'm normal.......with a ginger dog.

I wish I was part reptile.....

331 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 07:55 ID:zkbgKhIR

LOL! well that was a funny mix-up :D

OMG AXE MURDERERS! Just like me then :D.

332 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 07:57 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>331 Granted. You have to be in the sun the whole time because you're cold-blooded.

I wish mix-ups never happened on this thread.

>>332 Yeah, it got so confusing! :S

333 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 07:58 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>332 Sweet...join the club...

334 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 07:58 ID:zkbgKhIR

@granted, but it'll probably happen anyway.

I wish that we didn't mix up this one.

335 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:00 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>335 What???? Ah man! I got mixed up!

I wish Me, Myself and I would shoot me

336 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:00 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>335 Granted. OK, new idea! I answer Ellkun's wish, say my own, JAC answers mine, then Ellkun answers JAcs. Deal?

I wish people weren't so annoying.

337 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:00 ID:zkbgKhIR

@granted. MMI gets sent to jail for doing it.

I wish I didn't have exams...

338 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:01 ID:zkbgKhIR

@337. :D I answer JAC's....sure. but uhm, if I go for a bit you can :3

339 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:04 ID:l7AWeqOD

Mm K.....oh cool, my initials spell JAC...hehe

340 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:05 ID:zkbgKhIR

hehehhe :F

My wish still stands xD

341 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:05 ID:sjrEE+Y2

>>338 Granted. You have lots of tests instead, which are supposedly different..

I wish it wasn't so cooooold in Kincardine :P

342 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:05 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>338 Granted. You don't have any qualifications and have to work in -shudders- McDonalds! D:

I wish I had some Coke.

343 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:05 ID:zkbgKhIR

@Dragon OH DAMN YOU. Granted. But now it's boiling hot instead.

I wish I didn't have any form of test D=

344 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:07 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>342 GAH! Just got a system in place to avoid mix-ups, and then...

Oh, I give up. xD

345 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:07 ID:zkbgKhIR

Just grant it. XD

346 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:08 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>342 Dude! Where did you come from?!

>>344 Granted. You pass everything with flying colours

I wish I was human.....

347 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:08 ID:sjrEE+Y2

>>343 Granted. It's DIET coke

>>344 Granted. You have to do extra schoolwork to fill up the time

Now, I wish I could fly....

348 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:09 ID:zkbgKhIR

@Granted you're human......There's no bad form of this is there?

I wish that I wasn't so...transparent

349 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:09 ID:sjrEE+Y2

>>347 Granted. Humans are evil creatures, mind you

My wish still stands...

350 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:10 ID:sjrEE+Y2

>>349 Granted, everyone can see you

SOMEONE GRANT MY WISH!!!

351 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:10 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>347 Granted. You lose all your personality and turn into a -gasp- CHAV! D:

>>348 Granted. You fly to close to some wind turbines and...

I wish I had a monopoly board.

352 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:10 ID:zkbgKhIR

grants everyones wish so far

now mine still stands.

353 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:11 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>350 Granted. What was the wish again?

354 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:11 ID:zkbgKhIR

That they could fly. MMI granted it.

355 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:12 ID:sjrEE+Y2

I granted yours! I'm doing Me's

Granted. You spend so long trying to complete it you slip into a game coma.

I wish people would stop trying to turn me normal..

356 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:13 ID:zkbgKhIR

@Dragon Granted. You turn even weirder.

I wish that I could Kill all chavs...

357 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:14 ID:sjrEE+Y2

(Yay!)

Granted. Now there's no one people can diss all the time.

I wish I had some milk..

358 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:14 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>356 Granted. Instead they try to make you into a Paris Hilton clone, and succeed!

I wish I didn't lose everything.

359 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:14 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted, but the milks sour.

I wish HSM and Hannah montanna never existed. +The Jonas Bros.

360 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:15 ID:sjrEE+Y2

Stop granting wishes that ave already been granted! I've found the reason for the mix ups!

361 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:16 ID:zkbgKhIR

wooo...it's because of the slow posting.

Wish still stands.

362 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:17 ID:sjrEE+Y2

Granted. Everyone loves you now.

Can't think of one, wish up for grabs!

363 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:18 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>360 Granted. I can't bring myself to mess this miracle up!

I wish I had a name people could pronounce.

364 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:18 ID:zkbgKhIR

WOOOOO! I'm loved!

I wish that Dragon gets a big hug :3

365 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:18 ID:zkbgKhIR

:F hurray!

366 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:19 ID:sjrEE+Y2

>>364 Granted, you are now Bob.

I wish Sacred Heart was a real hospital...

367 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:20 ID:sjrEE+Y2

>>365 WOOHOO, granted! (gets hug) yay!

I wish that all people were as nice as Elkkun-hug-giver!

368 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:20 ID:zkbgKhIR

@granted, it's no longer a Religious school over here.

Still standing

369 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:20 ID:zkbgKhIR

-hugs Dragon- hehehe

370 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:21 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>367 Granted. It's only real in a parallel universe that we can't reach.

I wish it would literally rain cats and dogs.

371 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:22 ID:zkbgKhIR

@371, I totally granted that before you.

But a cat lands on you and you break your arm.

sttttiiiilllll standing.

372 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:23 ID:zkbgKhIR

oh wait, it's been granted. But I wish that you all get a big hug anyway. XD

373 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:24 ID:l7AWeqOD

Um.....wow, I left for 5 mins and........DragonFriend95's taken over......help

374 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:25 ID:sjrEE+Y2

I am your supreme overlord MWAHA..wait

I wish I was the supreme overlord of this thread

375 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:25 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>373 :3 -huggles-

I wish a butterfly would land on my shoulder...

376 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:26 ID:sjrEE+Y2

Granted. It is my secret spy butterfly out to get your WEAKNESS!

My wish stands/...

377 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:28 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>375 Granted. The peasants soon revolt against your evil ways!

I wish I had a spy butterfly.

378 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:29 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>377 Undecided Grant.....we'll put it to a vote:

Who wants DragonFriend95 to be overlord of this thread?

379 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:29 ID:sjrEE+Y2

Granted. I steal it and refuse to give it back until you tell me your weakness.

I wish J.D. was my friend

380 Name: Voter that definitely ISN'T Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:31 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>379 I vote for the Grinch!

-is disguised-

381 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:32 ID:sjrEE+Y2

>>381 I SEE THROUGH YOUR GUISE!

MMI is disqualified for cheating!

382 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:32 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>380 Granted. You have to put up with Dr Cox as well.

I wish I could banish people to a faraway land.

383 Name: Someone who doesn' know JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:33 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>381 I nominate the Grinch!

-hehe-

384 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:33 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>382 Hey, look at the name, it CLEARLY says that it isn't me! :P

385 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:33 ID:sjrEE+Y2

>>384 I DONT TRUST YOU!

386 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:34 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>383 Granted, Don't banish me ):

387 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:35 ID:zkbgKhIR

laughs at you all

I wish that MMI was a kitten :D

388 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:35 ID:sjrEE+Y2

If I were supreme overlord then I would never banish you :P

VOTE FOR ME, I have CHOCOLATE!

389 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:36 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>387 I won't, I just like saying "You, sir, are banish-ed!" xD

Now make a wish!

390 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:36 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>389 VOTE GRINCH....She has Chocolate Booths!

391 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:37 ID:zkbgKhIR

I MADE A WISH :D:D:D:D:D:D:D!

392 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:37 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>388 GRANTED! That is so awesome! -purs- :D

393 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:38 ID:zkbgKhIR

wooo!

394 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:38 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>392 G.R.A.N.T.E.D

Me, Myself and I....gun please...we're off topic a bit

395 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:38 ID:sjrEE+Y2

>>391 My dragons fire MELT your Booths. I now have choclate!

396 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:39 ID:zkbgKhIR

Yeah so,

-puts MMI on my knee in a swivel chair and strokes MMI while doing a small evil laugh-

397 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:39 ID:xU1ByD3p

Woops, forgot to make a wish...

I wish that Elkkun did a chicken dance on TV yesterday. :P

-purrrrrrrrrrrrs-

398 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:40 ID:l7AWeqOD

BOOTH! Nooooo

399 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:41 ID:sjrEE+Y2

I have Booth's, along with JD and the Janitor, we be homies!

400 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:41 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>398 I'd like to see that. Granted!

I wish i didn't have hmwk

401 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:41 ID:sjrEE+Y2

400th post :D

402 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:42 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>402 i got pwned

403 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:43 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>396 YOU MONSTER! D':

404 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:43 ID:sjrEE+Y2

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

405 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:44 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>404 I told you, she evil......

406 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:45 ID:zkbgKhIR

I wish that MMI dressed up as a chicken to do the chicken dance while chicken wings get thrown at her :)

407 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:45 ID:xU1ByD3p

Now then, back on topic...

>>401 Granted. You're in prison instead.

I wish my axe was sharper.

408 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 08:46 ID:zkbgKhIR

granted your axe gets too sharp and you cut off your hand.

My wish still stands

409 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 08:47 ID:sjrEE+Y2

GRANTED. MMI, CHICKEN DANCE!

I wishI didn't have a CSI weakness

410 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:47 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>408 Granted. You and me have a fight with weapons. You with your axe and me with my spork. TO THE DEATH.

I wish I could pay attention

411 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:49 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>410 Granted. Instead you get a Big Brother weakness. :[

>>411 Granted. In order to do so, I hit you on the head all day.

I wish I could know which letters come after each other in the alphabet without singing the song...

412 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 08:51 ID:tgsVmqUE

Uh, okay then. This is odd. I'm...just gonna go now.

413 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:52 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>412 Granted. Your nursery teacher is very disappointed in you...

I WISH i COULD TURN CAPSLOCK OFF!

414 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 08:56 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>413 I don't actually have to sing the song, I just couldn't think of a wish...

>>414 Granted. You can no longer use it at all and pendants such as the Grinch beat you to death for not capitalising.

I wish I didn't hate Marmite.

415 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:56 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>413 bye bye x

416 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 08:59 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>415 Granted. Marmite flavoured Booths now on sale....actually eww.....

I wish i could count

417 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 09:00 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>417 Granted. You now can't spell.

I wish I could spell superfragikajilicousexpialidocious.

418 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 09:03 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>418 Not Granted. We fire Mary Poppins and make up a new word: Boothisahottieandhousescrubsandbonesisthebestshowsonearth!

I wish the above was true

419 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 09:05 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>419 Granted. Poppins is found dead soon afterwards, and you're framed. [Why do I always end up killing people? xD]

I wish I could fly with an umbrella.

420 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 09:09 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>420 Granted. JAC (My new nickname) swoops in and takes your umbrella....leaving you to fall................or.................would you rather get struck by lightening?

I wish i didn't ave to go to a French restaurant now, to eat snails (gags)

421 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 09:11 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>421 Granted. You go to a restaurant in Futurama where Bender's working instead.

I wish my mirror was shinier...

422 Name: misty1986 : 2009-12-20 09:12 ID:qpSnWByl

>>421 Granted: Instead, you're then sent to France to spend three days studying the art of snail eating!

I wish I won the lottery

423 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 09:13 ID:zkbgKhIR

@granted. The money's fake.

I wish I could keep up with this

424 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 09:24 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You have a brain the size of a planet and as a result are bored all the time.

I wish I had more reviews!

425 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 09:27 ID:zkbgKhIR

Ahh....granted? but they're all flames.

:3 I wish...I had an ice-cream :D

426 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 09:36 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You get brain-freeze.

I wish it was considered acceptable to wear cosplay around town.

427 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-20 09:44 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted everyone becomes Narutards.

I wish I could go meet my online friends.

428 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 09:51 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. Turns out they're a bunch of old pedophilic men who live in Crawley.

I wish it was dinner-time already.

429 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 09:54 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>429 Granted. Your dinner is uncooked and you get food poisoning.

I wish gardens maintained themselves.

430 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 09:57 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. Unfortunately, your garden decided to fill itself with giant venus flytraps, so you're stuck inside your house.

I wish I had a horse.

431 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 10:01 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>430 Granted. He eats all your sugar lumps.

I wish people didn't lie.

432 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 10:07 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. Wow, the truth hurts.

I wish I had wings.

433 Name: Lauraac2110 : 2009-12-20 10:07 ID:dmHHWynK

Granted. Things start to get very, very, very boring.

I wish that my sister actually liked me for a change.

434 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 10:09 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. She now stalks you.

...I'm still wishing for wings.

435 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 10:12 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>433 Granted. You can't fit through doors any more.

>>434 Granted. She follows you everywhere.

I wish I had a bike.

436 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 10:47 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. A chav steals it.

I wish my sister wasn't so cute!

437 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 10:52 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>437 Granted. She's now ugly and turns anyone who looks at her into a coma.

I wish people believed everything I said.

438 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 10:58 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You are immediately given a life sentence.

I wish I had more space for books!

439 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 11:02 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>439 Granted. You have so many you can never find the one you want.

I wish people who write one excellent novel would write another.

440 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 11:52 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You go bankrupt buying them all.

I wish for a white Christmas.

441 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-20 11:57 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>441 Granted. It snows so much that you get snowed in and your pipes freeze over.

I wish things constantly regrew.

442 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-20 12:22 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>442 Granted. We are attacked by killer tomatoes that some how regrew in the winter.

?

I wish it wasn't so cold outside

443 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 12:28 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You are teleported to the sun. Have fun now!

I wish I could be bothered to make a decent snowman before the snow melts.

444 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 12:29 ID:KiS231uo

Yay, link is finally working again!

445 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 13:14 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You make an army of snowmen, who then come to life, and trap you in your house.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.

446 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 13:16 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You have no appetite. In fact, you turn into a clone of Paris Hilton.

I wish my Christmas tree was decorated.

447 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 14:37 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. It's decorated itself with blood and guts.

I wish teleportation existed so I didn't have to go on long car journeys.

448 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 14:42 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. Unfortunately, it isn't guaranteed where you'll end up, so you teleport to Antarctica!

I wish I could go to Hogwarts instead of my school.

449 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 14:46 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You fall off the highest moving staircase and die.

I wish my neighbors weren't so noisy!

450 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 14:51 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You are now deaf. Why kill me?

I wish I became a ghost at Hogwarts, so I can haunt you for killing me!

451 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 14:56 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. I spray you with Ghost Killer. Mwahaha!

I wish I could motivate myself to write more of my stories.

452 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 15:01 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You are rushed to the hospital due to the massive blisters on your fingers, due to an excess of typing.

I wish my bedside lamp worked.

453 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 15:04 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. It gets so bright you need to turn it off. And at least I'll have done some writing. :)

I wish I had a CD player inside my head, and I could turn on a song whenever I'm bored.

454 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 15:09 ID:KiS231uo

Granted, but it gets stuck on some innane line from one of the songs, and repeats it over and over and over and over...

I wish I was Kira.

455 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 15:12 ID:OA11MrJC

Excuse my stupidity... but who's Kira?

456 Name: Princess Tiger : 2009-12-20 15:14 ID:KXo9hqwZ

Break my leg; I'm vegetarian.
Would you rather die of extreme heat of extreme cold?

457 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 15:15 ID:KiS231uo

Main protagonist in Death Note manga/anime series. Very good.

458 Name: Princess Tiger : 2009-12-20 15:15 ID:KXo9hqwZ

Ooops, wrong thread

459 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 15:16 ID:OA11MrJC

@ Princess Tiger - wrong topic. lol

@ Lupa Dracolis - not who I thought you meant, and I haven't a clue what Death Note is about. Sorry.

460 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 15:18 ID:KiS231uo

Oh. I suggest looking it up on mangafox.com, but the wish still stands.

461 Name: Darksword512 : 2009-12-20 16:16 ID:zLiQ1gPP

>>455 Granted. Now, none of your friends realise who you used to be and you have to start from scratch with them.

I wish the snow won't melt for another two weeks.

462 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:21 ID:KiS231uo

>>462 Doesn't matter, I'll just kill them...

Granted, and as a result the power lines come down and you freeze over Christmas.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

463 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 16:22 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You never need to sleep again.

I wish I COULD sleep.

464 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:24 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You slip into a coma, with the loving help of the plot bunnies...

I wish it could be Christmas every daaay...

465 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 16:25 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. People soon get tired of giving you gifts and the world enconomy collapses because no one's working.

I wish I had a pet tiger (and that he's tame!)

466 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:27 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. He gets into a fight with next-door's rottweiler, and loses coz he's such a big wuss.

I wish my hair wasn't so evil.

467 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 16:29 ID:OA11MrJC

Aw! My tiger!

Granted. It now loves you very much. XD

I wish my cat didn't scratch me so much.

468 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:30 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. It now bites you. Guess who has rabies! :)

I wish I lived in Neverland!

469 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 16:32 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You get bored with being young forever. No one ever treats you like an adult!

I wish my PSP wasn't broken.

470 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 16:32 ID:qb8HdCsl

Granted. They have no internet access or chocolate.

I wish I could meet Zach Braff...

471 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:33 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. It no longer exists. Or was it never there at all.....

I wish I didn't have to do my art coursework!

472 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 16:35 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You fail art.

I wish all ym favourite bands didn't have to break up.

473 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:36 ID:KiS231uo

ym?

Granted, instead they join with other bands, like the Jonas Brothers, and Miley Cyrus, and the entire cast of HSM...

I wish for peace and goodwill on earth!

474 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 16:38 ID:OA11MrJC

I meant my. Stupid keyboard!

Granted. Aliens attak us for being so good.

I wish I had uber-hearing.

475 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:40 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. An hour later, you cut off your own ears. WAAAY TMI!

I wish that the aliens got lost!

476 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 16:42 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. They crash into the sun, causing it to go supanova.

I wish you would cut off your own ears.

477 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:44 ID:KiS231uo

Granted, but they regrow thanks to my awesome magical powers.

I wish your mum would cut off her ears!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

478 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 16:48 ID:OA11MrJC

Uh! shakes fist at you "I will find you!" XD

Granted. They regrow cos she's my mum and she's awesome.

I wish the heating in my house didn't make it so bloody hot.

479 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:50 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You freeze.

I wish I could have a fire (with a grate, hearth and chimney) in my room.

480 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 16:54 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. A log rolls out of the fire while you're sleeping and burns your house down.

I wish I had a lollipop.

481 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 16:57 ID:KiS231uo

Granted, It is cyanide flavoured.

I wish I had ice cream.

482 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 17:06 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. A bird poos in it and you don't notice until after you've eaten it.

I wish that I was superstrong so I never break any bones again.

483 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-20 17:08 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. When next hugging your cat you break it due to your strength.

I wish my sister didn't want a dog so badly.

484 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 17:17 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. She now wants a fire breathing dragon... which she tells you about at every oppotunity.

I wish I could control time.

485 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 17:31 ID:qb8HdCsl

(Just send her over here!)

Granted. The Doctor kills you after you steal his TARDIS

I wish I wasn't so tired during the day..

486 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 17:36 ID:OA11MrJC

The Doctor doesn't KILL people! He just kind of traps them in vortexs or puts them in silly scarecrow costumes and maroons them in the middle of fields. :)

Granted. You sleep during the day.

I wish I could have a TV in my room.

487 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-20 17:43 ID:qb8HdCsl

(Fine, the Doctor traps you in the rift between dimensions :P)

Granted. You spend so much time watching it your eyes literally go square.

I wish I could meet Zach Braff (i wished this before but nobody granted)

488 Name: misty1986 : 2009-12-20 20:05 ID:qpSnWByl

granted: But you meet him on his 'ugly' day and all your fantasies fall apart :-(

I wish I knew the meaning of life

489 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-20 20:55 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. The meaning is shit.

I wish I could move things with my mind.

490 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 02:18 ID:KiS231uo

Granted. You can now move matchsticks without touching them.

I wish I could have breakfast in bed.

491 Name: Lauraac2110 : 2009-12-21 04:22 ID:0hIIMS5d

Granted. However, you quickly become permanently bedridden and you miss going outside.

I wish, for once, that I actually had some confidence to confess.

492 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-21 09:49 ID:zkbgKhIR

granted, but you confess the wrong things.

I wish somebody would resurrect me...

493 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 09:55 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted, but you are then abducted and killed by the Martans. Congratulations on being the first human to die dy laser gun.

I wish I had more time!

494 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-21 10:03 ID:zkbgKhIR

granted, but time slows down so much that.....yeah make the rest up C:

I wish that I was alive again XD effing Lazorz

495 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 10:15 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. To celebrate you trow a street party, and get run over by a lorry.

I wish Martians would abduct my sister.

496 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-21 10:17 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted they abduct her but she comes back mutated and more horrible and annoying.

I wish I could stay alive :|

497 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 10:21 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. You are frozen in liquid...whatever Han Solo was frozen in, and put on the wall as a decoration.

I wish you a Merry Christmas, I wish you a Merry Christmas, I wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!

498 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-21 10:26 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted, We get a Merry Christmas.

I wish that I was back to normal and not dead... :| Also the fact that nothing can happen to me or you get the same fate. :|

499 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 10:35 ID:oZRf0C7z

Sorry, can't grant that. The wall I mentioned? Yeah, It's on Mars. Don't drink the water!

500 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 10:35 ID:oZRf0C7z

Yay, I got 500!

501 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-21 10:47 ID:zkbgKhIR

OH DAMN YOU!

I wish you got shot.

502 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 11:10 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted, as I am wearing a kelvar-reinforced bodysuit.

I wish my cats could fly.

503 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-21 12:04 ID:zkbgKhIR

granted, they get eaten by giant birds.

I wish that my brother would stop annoying me so much.

504 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 13:31 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. He dies.

I wish I get lots of nice presents for Christmas!

505 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-21 13:41 ID:zkbgKhIR

Yaaay! Granted, but...Your sibling/s or parents get bad ones which consist of rabid flesh-eating squirrels.

I wish my school would blow up with all the chavs, hannah montanna, Jonas Bros and....anything else nobody likes in it.

506 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 13:45 ID:oZRf0C7z

Definately granted!

I wish my school would spontaneously combust. The Martians with the can of nytro-glycerine running back to their spaceship giggling have nothing to do with it...

507 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-21 13:57 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>507 Granted. You can't help but blame the Martians.....although they find no evidence to stick it to them....

I wish someone would chat with me ):

508 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-21 14:03 ID:zkbgKhIR

@508 granted...Do you actually have anything I can talk to you with?

I wish........ :|......that everyone can have a hug.

509 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-21 14:07 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. We all get hugged by rabid dogs and die.

I wish Christmas wasn't in 4 days.

510 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-21 14:15 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>510 Granted. It's in 361 days......

I wish i could reveal my ff identity to my friends

511 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 14:30 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. They run away in fear.

I wish my friend didn't go to Poland every holiday!

512 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-21 14:45 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. She now goes to the moon.

I wish my email was faster.

513 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-21 15:35 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. It's so fast it doesn't work on your computer!

I wish Christmas Eve was tomorrow.

514 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-21 15:51 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>514 Granted. Happy birthday in two days, Jesus......
If it is tomorrow, I've gotta start wrapping gifts, yikes!

I wish I was famous

515 Name: Lauraac2110 : 2009-12-22 04:31 ID:fK/pGmGo

Granted. Now you can't go anywhere without a mob mobbing you.

I wish, for once, that we get a nice white Christmas.

516 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-22 05:17 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. You go into a black and white Christmas movie.

I wish that the evil squirrel living in my garden would stop plotting world domination.

517 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-22 05:32 ID:zkbgKhIR

granted the squirrel is now plotting universal domination.

I wish that my mouse was still alive.

518 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-22 07:05 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>518 Granted. He is resurrected from the dead and raids your fridge for cheese.....

I wish I could find my light up socks!

519 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-22 07:06 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>519 Granted. They've run out of batteries.

I wish a scary monkey mask wasn't staring at me.

520 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-22 07:10 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted it turns into a scary vampire mask instead...

(My mouse didn't like cheese... O_o)
I wish MMI killed the Jonas Brothers.

521 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-22 07:12 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>521 Granted. I get mad, because MMI has just stolen my life long dream.....

I wish I could meet the monkey from the PG tips advert

522 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-22 07:20 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>522 Granted. He eats your hand!

I wish I had those windows that you can't see in to.

523 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-22 07:32 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>523 Granted. What are you doing, that you don't want people to see? (:

I wish I had my fringe back ):

524 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-22 07:33 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>524 Granted. It's cut too short, only about a centimetre long, and looks ridiculous.

I wish I had some more grapes...

525 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-22 07:35 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>525 Granted. A donkey picked and washed them....

I wish I had magic stars

526 Name: Me, Myself and I : 2009-12-22 07:39 ID:xU1ByD3p

>>526 Granted. They're encased in a safe that has no key.

I wish everything was purple.

527 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-22 07:46 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted, it haunts you for the rest of your life.

I wish my online brother could get on earlier...Early enough for me to catch him online and talk to him anyway :3

528 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-22 07:47 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted, but you're now colourblind.

I wish my online brother was on.

529 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-22 07:57 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. You just destroyed the rainbow.

I wish that Inkheart didn't have such a rubbish ending.

530 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-22 07:58 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. You just destroyed the rainbow.

I wish the ending to Inkheart was at least accurate to one of the books.

531 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-22 08:00 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. You just destroyed the rainbow.

I wish the ending to the Inkheart movie was at least accurate to the ending of one of the books!

532 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-22 08:09 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. You just destroyed the rainbow.

I wish the ending to the movie Inkheart was closer to the ending of any of the books.

533 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-22 08:14 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>527 granted. Everybody gets sick of it and dyes it red

I wish i could tap dance

534 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-22 08:18 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted, but you're now colourblind.

I wish my online bro was on.

535 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-22 08:23 ID:oZRf0C7z

Granted. You just destroyed the rainbow!

I wish the ending of the movie Inkheart was more accurate to...actually, to any of the books.

536 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-22 08:52 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted. You go colourblind so every colour is now purple.

I wish my online bro was online.

537 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-22 12:42 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted. You go colourblind in the process.

I wish my online bro was on.

538 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-22 13:05 ID:L4vVWNs5

Granted. Suddenly, he gets killed by a stray lorry ploughing through his home.

I wish I had a phone that worked perfectly with no issues and nothing went wrong in the world because I had that phone.

539 Name: Anonymous : 2009-12-22 14:44 ID:gZ3mLF0H

test post

540 Name: Anonymous : 2009-12-22 14:56 ID:gZ3mLF0H

testing?

541 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-22 15:54 ID:SP6M7nUd

>>539 Granted, but then a bowl of petunias lands on its big, red, self-destruct button. Blame the infinite improbability drive, not me.

I wish my iTunes was working properly.

542 Name: Lauraac2110 : 2009-12-23 05:16 ID:RuYwOchF

Granted. However, your computer stops working so now you can't use it.

I wish that I had a much nicer family...

543 Name: NewMagicWeaver : 2009-12-23 10:47 ID:+nCPPhLs

Granted. But now your family are so nice and caring, they won't let you go anywhere because they don't want you to get hurt and they think that all your friends are gonna kill you.

I wish Natasha Bedingfield would have a concert soonish.

544 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-24 06:07 ID:R8v9zZNu

Granted. It's in China.

I wish I didn't have to write a review on this stupid science book!

545 Name: Lauraac2110 : 2009-12-24 06:07 ID:JN0Vw2fm

Granted. It's so popular though that it's sold out before you can get a ticket.

I wish that there was no more school for the rest of the next few years.

546 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-24 07:05 ID:R8v9zZNu

>>546 Granted. The money the government woukd have spent on schooling is put towards wars.

I wish I didn't have to write a review on this science book.

547 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-24 07:14 ID:zkbgKhIR

@547 granted it's now on some random subject what you hate instead :)

I wish everyone a happy christmas :)

548 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-24 07:45 ID:R8v9zZNu

Granted :)

I wish it snows tonight.

549 Name: NewMagicWeaver : 2009-12-24 08:35 ID:bb7jT12B

Granted. it snows so much that you can't get out of your house.

I wish i had a vampire friend (or boyfriend)lol
:)

550 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-24 08:47 ID:zkbgKhIR

@550 Granted, but he's Edward Cullen from Twilight (OMG D=)

I wish somebody would tacklehug Lupa :D

551 Name: WhiteRabbit2009 : 2009-12-24 08:51 ID:bb7jT12B

granted, but it is a different person caled Lupa, and they cry.

I wish that I could act in a film or TV series

552 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-24 08:54 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted, but it's Twilight.

I wish somebody would tacklehug the next person to respond :D

553 Name: Blaze Fan 1 : 2009-12-24 08:58 ID:dKSnK417

granted but i can't die...im imortal!!

I wish it was my birthday everyday!

554 Name: NewMagicWeaver : 2009-12-24 08:58 ID:bb7jT12B

>>551 that wouldn't be too bad! XD

555 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-24 09:02 ID:zkbgKhIR

:P,
Granted. But you grow so old that...well...you grow old :|

I wish I could eat somebody. |:

556 Name: NewMagicWeaver : 2009-12-24 09:08 ID:b575jBuN

Granted. you ate someone and their family then attacked and killed you. so was it really worth eating that person???

I wish i didn't have to do a science exam in january.

557 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-24 09:10 ID:zkbgKhIR

Yes it was, I can die happy.

Granted you have to do a polish one instead :)

I wish I came back to life and ate their family :D

558 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-24 09:16 ID:1VHFBQwj

Granted. ZOMBIE!

I wish I was Chuck Norris.

559 Name: NewMagicWeaver : 2009-12-24 09:23 ID:b575jBuN

Granted. But you don't become the Chuck Nurris you're thinking of, you become someone entirely different who has the same name.

I wish Borders (a book shop which i thinnk is only in Britian, for anyone who doesn't live in Britian and anyone who doesn't know what Borders is) didn't close down. I cry :(

560 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-24 09:38 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>560 Granted. You try to go the re-opening but there is a huge line actually coming out of the shop doors

I wish I was 2 years older (you can't do anything at 14, -sigh-)

561 Name: NewMagicWeaver : 2009-12-24 09:41 ID:b575jBuN

Granted. But at 16, you have to go to college or sixthform, so you get stressed out!

I wish I could make wishes without consequences.

562 Name: JustAchild : 2009-12-24 09:50 ID:l7AWeqOD

>>562 Granted.........oh sorry, were you waiting for a consequence????
You get everything you wish for, how bout that?

I wish everyone here on this site a merry Xmas and a happy new year

563 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-24 09:51 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted....Including you.

I wish the Scout out of TF2 was real :D (Grass grows, Birds fly, sun shines and brotha...I hurt people.)

564 Name: GeneralLaygo : 2009-12-24 14:53 ID:shlUVFdt

Granted... But he thinks you are an enemy and kills you.

I wish Twilight fantards were forced to do my bidding as punishment.

565 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-24 15:04 ID:6Dq2nUN2

Granted, but they talk about Edward Cullen/Robert Patterson's 'fitness' the entire time, driving you insane.

I wish people who like Twilight weren't confused with Twitards.

566 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-24 17:49 ID:iTXjJUX9

Granted, but suddenly, a new teen angst craze comes along and nobody cares about Twilight anymore. They're all into The Creature From Kuwait. For some reason.

I wish it was Christmas.

567 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-24 17:57 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. It is. Wow... I can grant wishes for real! XD

I wish I could see through walls so I could see what I've got for christmas.

568 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-24 18:27 ID:iTXjJUX9

Granted. However, you've just seen the Elderly couple next door in full swing of the Christmas spirit. --shudder--

569 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-24 19:07 ID:OA11MrJC

Lol. Ouch!

Wish?

570 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-24 19:45 ID:iTXjJUX9

Sorry, I was still disgusted.

I wish everyone goes and looks up Scott James, who was on the X factor, and when it's released, buy his single in aid of Autism charities. He's got such an amazing voice....

571 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-26 08:17 ID:Irqfn6TH

Granted...sort of. Everyone goes to his house, looks him up and down, and then leaves.

I wish I've already done all my work for the holidays.

572 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2009-12-26 22:26 ID:8hEUOETN

Granted. It's terrible quality work and your teacher is so disappointed.

I wish David Tennant could stay as the Doctor...

573 Name: Blindfirekiller : 2009-12-27 01:25 ID:sGBJNanP

Granted. Sadly Doctor Who stops being aired (simultaneously I die^_^)

I wish I had the power to make people spontaneously combust

574 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-27 04:17 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You spontaneously combust yourself for cancelling Doctor Who. :(

I wish I didn't have to go out this afternoon so I could stay in and watch Man Utd play.

575 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-27 08:10 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted, Man United all die on the playing field :D ('cause I hate football and MU)

I wish that I could...Fly through a wall? O_o

576 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-27 08:37 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You fly through a wall, crash into the next one (you only said ONE wall) and die. And bad taste for granting my wish. :(

I wish my computer worked properly.

577 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-27 08:41 ID:zkbgKhIR

Granted, it now works.

:3 who said there had to be a wall after that wall?! XD

I wish...That I liked some of the things my parents liked.(Like carrots and veges... XD)

578 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-27 08:54 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You now like 60's pop, fashion that makes everyone run away from you, and REALLY bad hair. :)

I wish my life worked... well, as you made my computer okay. XD

579 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-27 09:00 ID:zkbgKhIR

My parents aren't like that :D but nice try.

Ah fine, granted but you're now a computer.

580 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-27 09:02 ID:zkbgKhIR

forgot to make a wish...

I wish I was a little bit more healthy.

581 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-27 09:24 ID:OA11MrJC

D'oh! XD

Granted. You're so healthy you get taken to a lab where scientists prod and poke you to try and find your secret.

I wish people wouldn't ignore me... lol.

582 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-27 09:32 ID:zkbgKhIR

hahaha xD YAAAY! turns ghost and finds you :3

Granted they don't ignore you, instead everyone's willing to listen to you...It drives you CRAZY........eventually.

I wish my friends would actually tell me what's wrong with them instead of leaving me in the dark so often.

583 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-27 09:52 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Turns out the secret they're keeping from you is that they hate you... sorry for that. I know exactly what you mean.

I wish I wasn't addicted to orange juice. Does 22 pints sound like a lot?

584 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-27 10:09 ID:zkbgKhIR

Meh, I wouldn't care :D I gots Jay n Jase ^_^'

granted, you're addicted to apple juice and breadsticks instead,

I wish my imagination was real...That'd be cool.

585 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-27 10:16 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. But you can't control your thoughts and end up imagining a herd of flesh eating wilderbeast. Have fun with that!

I wish I wasn't sooo tired.

586 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-27 15:58 ID:ZYOF06hv

Granted, you fall into a coma.

I wish I was a real boy! Lol :P

587 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-27 18:44 ID:DZ3C51dp

Granted. You turn into Pinnochio in a cruel twist of fate, before woodworm sets in...

I wish my sleeping patterns returned to normal... I have being nocturnal. None of my friends are on Xbox Live.

588 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-27 18:44 ID:DZ3C51dp

Granted. You turn into Pinnochio in a cruel twist of fate, before woodworm sets in...

I wish my sleeping patterns returned to normal... I have being nocturnal. None of my friends are on Xbox Live.

589 Name: Blindfirekiller : 2009-12-27 19:34 ID:sGBJNanP

Im in the same boat... 2am atm here!

Granted... the world ends while you're asleep

I wish I could teleport

590 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-28 03:26 ID:iTXjJUX9

Granted. You teleport onto Salisbury Fields during a military training exercise. With live rounds.

I wish God was a monkey.

591 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 10:04 ID:fzC8vfdr

Uh, God was Jesus, Jesus was a human, humans only have one less chromosome than chimps, chimps are apes, apes are like monkeys, so yeah, already happened.

I wish for good grades in my GCSEs

592 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 13:05 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. You get all A's or higher on the exams. However, you find out a few months later that they moved the grade boundries(again! D:<), meaning that they eventually fail you. It's a cruel world out there.

I wish my writers block would disappear

593 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 15:48 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, here is Draco Malfoy's vanishing cupboard. Enjoy!

I wish I went to Hogwarts.

594 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-28 16:28 ID:cQhhWHBK

Granted. You die from one of several dark happenings.

I wish I had more chocolate.

595 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 16:45 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted; as a result you get fat and spotty.

I wish chocolate was good for you!

596 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 17:11 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. After gorging yourself on the now-healthy chocolate, you become sick of it and swear to never eat it again.

I wish that I didn't have to go back to college in 6 days

597 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 17:50 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, you're going back tomorrow.

I wish I could draw better.

598 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 18:14 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. You draw out the word "better" in multi-coloured sharpies.

I wish I could reach my headphones

599 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 18:27 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted. You get up, lazy!

I wish it wasn't 01:26 in the morning!

600 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 18:30 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. Turn back the time on your computer!

I wish I didn't have to do anything tomorrow!

601 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 18:32 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted. You're dead!

I wish I could freeze time!

602 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 18:33 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. Put your watch in the freezer.

I wish I could breathe underwater!

603 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 18:34 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted. You are a fish.

I wish I could fly!

604 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 18:39 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. You are a bird.

(ha, take that!)

I wish...um, I wish I didn't have to sleep!

605 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 18:47 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, you are a ghost.

I wish I could charge up like my laptop.

606 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 18:49 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. It's called sleep.

I wish salad was tasty.

607 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 18:52 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, you're a rabbit.

I wish I had more books.

608 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 18:54 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. The local book mobile has just crashed into your house.

I wish I had an ensuite bathroom.

609 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 18:56 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, but in the night the plug falls into the sink and the taps turn on. You drown in your sleep. The ghost of Miley Cyrus is coming to get you!

I wish I had my new bed now, instead of having to wait two weeks.

610 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 18:59 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. They air lift the bed to your house but, unable to pass it through the window, just drop it on the roof. You now have the choice of either sleeping on the roof in comfort or sleeping inside in the warm on your old one. It's win - win!

I wish I had a toasted cheese sandwhich right about now.

611 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 19:01 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, your younger brother (if you didn't have one, you do now) comes into your room and gives it to you. Once you've taken a big bite, he apologises for dropping it on the floor, and letting the dog walk on it.

I wish I didn't have to get up later this morning.

612 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 19:06 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. Your younger sister rolls you out of bed and down a set of stairs for breakfast. At least you didn't have to get up.

I wish my cat didn't attack me earlier.

(You are physcic. I DO have a younger brother)

613 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 19:09 ID:fzC8vfdr

Your cat didn't attack you earlier, your younger brother did.

(How old is he? Mine's twelve.)

I wish my cat doesn't run away every time I try to pick her up.

614 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 19:14 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. You put a little magnet on her collar and carry a massive magnet of your own round in your pocket. Unfortunately, you walk past an elctromagnetic crane and get stuck to it for several days.

I wish I didn't have exams to do.

(My brother is twelve too!)
(My cat runs away too. Then again, you don't really want to go near my cat. She is pure evil.)

615 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 19:21 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, all exams are cancelled, yay!

(I have two cats, one who is passive about being touched and the other one freaks out when you touch her)

I wish I had a pet dragon!

616 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 19:34 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. Your younger brother makes you one out of paper. But then either one of your cats decides it would be a good idea to eat it. If you want it back... well, wait a few days...

I wish I had a bouncy castle!

617 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-28 19:39 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, but your cat sticks its claws into it (you did say they were evil).

I wish I wasn't stupid enough to stay up to half past two in the morning. I'm going to bed, g'night!

618 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-28 19:43 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted, sleep well! Make sure my cat doesn't come round and massacre you! Psst, I recommend you lock your windows ^^

I wish I also wasn't stupid enough to stay up till this early in the morning!

619 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-29 04:28 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. I went to sleep and came back! (Wow, I'm cool...=_=)

I wish I had some new headphones.

620 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-29 05:04 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You break them.

I wish people weren't so dumb. XD

621 Name: Lauraac2110 : 2009-12-29 05:46 ID:qRIRIFEk

Granted. Now people completely bore you with their intelligence forever.

I wish that people could actually be nice for once.

622 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2009-12-29 06:18 ID:cQhhWHBK

Granted. A robber stabs you because you were nice to him and he thought you were being sarcastic.

I wish I didn't get distracted by things on the internet. I GET KNOCKED DOW, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

623 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-29 06:43 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. But all of a sudden, a massive message gets sent to everyone via the internet that the world will end unless you click the button. You fail to do so, because you are concentrating on your work and aren't distracted by the internet. I think you know what happens next... Kablamo!
(That song = xD)

I wish I had some gummy bears right now.

624 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-29 13:26 ID:zkbgKhIR

>>624 Granted, I eat them on you :D

I wish I had more gummy bears :3

625 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-29 13:35 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted, you drown in them xP

I wish my kitchen was bigger, so I could slide across it in socks without bashing into cabinets (quite painfully I might add)

626 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-29 13:54 ID:zkbgKhIR

YAAAAY DROWNING IN GUMMYBEARS! I can die happy xD

Granted you shrink and get stood on/eaten by your cat. Have fun getting out XD

627 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-29 13:55 ID:zkbgKhIR

oops. forgot a wish XD

I wish my dinner was here already D= (it's almost 9:00 PM)

628 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-29 14:00 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Unfortuntely it's still alive. XD

I wish it wasn't so dark all the time.

629 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-29 14:05 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted, but the giant torch you bought to brighten up the world didn't include giant batteries... darn.

I wish it would snow more often.

630 Name: Vic Taylor : 2009-12-29 14:14 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. You're snowed in... forever. XD

I wish my bed hadn't fallen apart.

631 Name: Elkkun : 2009-12-29 14:49 ID:zkbgKhIR

>>631 Granted, it vanishes completely.

I wish that giant torch had giant batteries! :D

632 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-29 14:50 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, your room did.

I wish someone would visit my link.

633 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-29 15:08 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted, but whoever visited it shot you. They obviously didn't enjoy being rick-roll'd.

I wish my laptop wasn't running out of battery!

634 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-29 15:08 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted, but whoever visited it shot you. They obviously didn't enjoy being rick-roll'd.

I wish my laptop wasn't running out of battery!

635 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-29 16:40 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, it gets hit by lightening. Now it has all the energy it'll every need.

I wish I had some raisins.

636 Name: NewMagicWeaver : 2009-12-30 06:08 ID:jiKHsPZO

Granted. But they're poisonous.

I wish I could watch Vampire Diaries right now.
=]

637 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2009-12-30 11:01 ID:fzC8vfdr

Granted, but it's in Japanese.

I wish I didn't have to write a book report.

638 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2009-12-30 11:08 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted, your pet worm does it for you. And do you know how big their brains are? You'd be wishing that you'd written it when you get your grade back, that's for sure.

I wish I didn't take chemistry!

639 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-01-01 16:09 ID:oehK73s/

Granted, you now take astrophysics.

I wish I'd taken graphics instead of art.

640 Name: Lauraac2110 : 2010-01-02 02:42 ID:e9z/UQm3

Granted but you find that graphics doesn't live up to your expectations and you want to go back to art again.

I wish 2010 will be a good year for once.

641 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2010-01-02 04:04 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted, but then every year afterwards will be terrible.

I wish I had a new folder.

642 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-01-02 15:42 ID:oehK73s/

Granted, you have the folder OF DEATH!

I wish school didn't start on Monday. :(

643 Name: James : 2010-01-02 17:32 ID:MkCwha+o

Granted. It ends on Monday and begins Sunday morning.

644 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2010-01-03 08:37 ID:w3ifZ69c

Wah, you forgot to make a wish... for me to CORRUPT! Heh heh heh... Err, yeah.

Okay, I'll make a new one.

I wish my maths exam was shorter.

645 Name: James : 2010-01-03 08:45 ID:0IotkKWE

Eesh, I fail.

Granted - you mis-spell your name and get no grade.

I wish I didn't forget the simplest things, like that.

646 Name: Windesque : 2010-01-03 11:39 ID:Jx5bzAlH

Granted but you forget the important things.

I wish we had an extra two weeks off school.

647 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-01-03 15:48 ID:l4uuP+r1

Granted, but it is the result of a freak blizzard. You are snowed into your house, and the phone and electricity lines are down.

I wish my hair wasn't wet.

648 Name: Bolah : 2010-01-03 16:01 ID:03SJ+rA/

I wish I would make it through university exams just fine... that my wife gives birth to a healthy baby and that I can be there with her... That we would win the lottery to spoil him rotten... Too many wishes. sighs

649 Name: Darksword512 : 2010-01-03 19:38 ID:zLiQ1gPP

>>648 Granted. Your hair is now so dry you can't brush it without a considerable amount of pain.

I wish I had a perfect cheese sandwhich :D

650 Name: Vic Taylor : 2010-01-03 20:57 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. Your cat eats it.

I wish my new laptop would arrive.

651 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2010-01-04 10:14 ID:w3ifZ69c

Granted. It arrives, but is coated in a thick layer of marmite.

I wish that my college's heating broke tomorrow, meaning the year 12's get a day off too, instead of the year 7-9's. No fair.

652 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-01-06 10:25 ID:kINtCGwB

The heating breaks, but they make you stay at school. Brr!

I wish snow was warm.

653 Name: Darksword512 : 2010-01-06 13:01 ID:zLiQ1gPP

>>651 I don't have a cat :D Therefore I can take my perfect cheese sandwhich and eat it in peace XP

>>653 Granted. Now it becomes too hot to go outside because of the blizzards.

I wish my new DevArt group becomes a great success :D

654 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2010-01-06 17:04 ID:HPjDdxUZ

Granted, but all the members are Twitards.

I wish I lived closer to my friends houses :(

655 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-01-07 15:29 ID:i0vc5HmR

Granted, you live on the street opposite them. Literally, on the street.

I wish school didn't restart tomorrow.

656 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2010-01-07 15:45 ID:HPjDdxUZ

Granted. Everyone gets the day off, except for your school.

I wish the snow would melt for Monday! (I have an exam then that I absolutely MUST attend)

657 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2010-01-07 18:02 ID:HPjDdxUZ

Wait... that didn't make sense. It's too early in the morning, that's my excuse. What I MEANT to say was;

Granted. All the schools close excluding yours. So, technically, school isn't starting ALL over the UK. Just where you live.
And here's my wish (again, for those of you who have forgotten.)

I wish the snow would melt for Monday! (I have an exam then that I absolutely MUST attend)

658 Name: Vic Taylor : 2010-01-07 19:15 ID:OA11MrJC

Granted. The school melts... you melt along with it. (A mad anwser for a mad wish XD)

I wish my stories would write themselves.

659 Name: Vic Taylor : 2010-01-07 22:20 ID:OA11MrJC

I meant the snow melts! Man... how many hours did it take me to see THAT mistake? O_o

660 Name: KiteRunnerx : 2010-01-08 02:54 ID:HPjDdxUZ

Don't worry, that is EXACTLY what I did above XD

Granted. Your stories right themselves, but end up being terribly written so you need to go back and rewrite them anyways.

I wish that the sound of my alarm clock doesn't make me jump in the mornings.
(Seriously, it once made me jump so badly that I fell out of bed.)

661 Name: Lay-A-Egg : 2010-01-08 13:30 ID:EjVlSHHN

x3 Granted. You now have a silent alarm clock that doesn't wake you up AT ALL. Yay!

I wish I just knew everything I need to know for my Science exam next week, so I can get an A*, instead of death by revision.

662 Name: KiteRunner : 2010-01-08 14:09 ID:HPjDdxUZ

Granted. You then realise that the exam has been cancelled due to adverse weather conditions and, by the time they actualy get round to rescheduling the exam, you have forgotten everything.

I wish I was able to stop procrastinating.

663 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-01-08 15:31 ID:HtFv9/Kt

Granted, you complete everything and are now bored out of your mind!

I wish the science exams were delayed!

664 Name: Elkkun : 2010-01-09 04:58 ID:zkbgKhIR

GRANTED BUT NOW THEY'RE ONE DAY AFTER (I'm baaaack :D)

I wish the snow would keep falling :D

665 Name: Lay-A-Egg : 2010-01-09 06:09 ID:EjVlSHHN

Granted. The snow keeps falling for eternity, we all get snowed in for eternity, so we can't buy food and other essentials. FOR ETERNITY. And we all die.

I wish I didn't have writer's block. =[

666 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-01-09 07:20 ID:hd6Ouzgb

Granted, the Martians zap it with their space-laser-gun.

I wish I already knew all the science stuff for my exam!

667 Name: KatonRyu : 2010-06-16 15:10 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, unfortunately you now insist you know mre than your teachers and get expelled.

I wish I had a gazillion euros.

668 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-06-17 06:24 ID:Wwt5FOBu

Granted, but this degrades the value of the Euro so much that you can't even by bread with them.

I wish the statistics exam wasn't two and a half hours long!

669 Name: KatonRyu : 2010-06-17 09:02 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, but instead of two and a half it's now five hours.

I wish I had a Damascus sword.

670 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-06-17 14:19 ID:Wwt5FOBu

Granted, but you drop it on your foot.

(I walked into that one, didn't I?)

I wish I had some chocolate.

671 Name: Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo : 2010-07-16 19:25 ID:ohJNwqEJ

Oops, made a forum for it when it was already here...oh well. when this 1 reaches 1000, we can use mine! XD

Granted, but it makes you so fat you blow up! XD No offense...

I wish Ichigo and Hichigo existed...

672 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-07-17 04:33 ID:ds7bSgC0

Granted, but now so do hollows.

I wish the chemistry I have to read over the holidays wasn't so boring!

673 Name: KatonRyu : 2010-07-17 12:50 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, but it's now so interesting you forget to breathe and collapse.

I wish the weather would stay good here.

674 Name: Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo : 2010-07-17 17:19 ID:ohJNwqEJ

Granted, but you end uo crashing cause you enjoyed it while driving! XD

I wish plot bunnies will leave me the hell alone!

675 Name: Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo : 2010-07-17 17:19 ID:ohJNwqEJ

Granted, but you end uo crashing cause you enjoyed it while driving! XD

I wish plot bunnies will leave me the hell alone!

676 Name: Gin : 2010-07-18 05:09 ID:cn+TQld2

Bad luck, now you have Writer's Block.

I wish this character would stop being so temperamental and let me write her scene.

677 Name: Scourgeofthegalaxy : 2010-07-19 10:34 ID:wzId2kU+

Granted. She allows you to start, but not to stop... You write the one scene for the rest of your life......

I wish I was more Awesome.

678 Name: Ellasphere : 2010-07-19 10:35 ID:fTLc8H4t

Granted, but she hates the scene and puts up an even bigger fuss next time.

I wish two of my favourite school teachers weren't leaving tommorow.

679 Name: Tristana : 2010-07-20 01:48 ID:tW+DlMXw

Granted, but then no one will leave the school anymore and you will be stuck here for the rest of your life as well.

I wish my essays could type themselves...

680 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-07-20 05:35 ID:T7NPKRVS

Granted, but they're all terrible.

I wish I knew what to say tonight at the church meeting!

681 Name: Ellasphere : 2010-07-20 09:10 ID:fTLc8H4t

Granted, but you will forget as soon as you open your mouth.

I wish that I could imagine and write a brilliant idea for this writing competition.

682 Name: Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo : 2010-07-20 17:26 ID:ohJNwqEJ

granted, but everytime u write it out, it bursts into flames.XD

i wish i could fly!XD

683 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-07-21 02:31 ID:3RxgLevq

Granted, but only for two seconds at a time.

I wish I had more hula hoops.

684 Name: KatonRyu : 2010-07-21 04:42 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, but your house is now so full of them you have to sleep in the yard.

I wish I'd win the lottery.

685 Name: dance with the devil : 2010-07-21 13:51 ID:TtjqDUxd

Granted, but you get robbed

I wish there were more episodes of Doctor Who in one series

686 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-07-21 14:56 ID:3RxgLevq

Granted but they're complete rubbish.

I wish my laptop didn't heat up so fast!

687 Name: Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo : 2010-07-25 16:52 ID:ohJNwqEJ

granted, but instead it gets a 1,000 viruses everday!

i wish i could talk to animals!

688 Name: KatonRyu : 2010-07-25 18:05 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, but they all call you a dick/twat.

I wish I'd be done with my friggin paper round already so I can get to bed.

689 Name: Jen : 2010-07-26 15:46 ID:GszqnIiM

Granted, but the whole paper would just be a list of the word "the".

I wish that there was no summer homework.

690 Name: warper : 2010-08-07 17:51 ID:It+N3zdM

Granted but now there's more Christmas homework (or there is some if you didn't have any before).

I wish I could get a girlfriend.

691 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-08-08 14:57 ID:Ia/VsIIz

Granted, but only by holding her family hostage.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

692 Name: warper : 2010-08-08 17:51 ID:WHDcBXc5

(first off, if that was a Fairy Oddparents reference, then awesome),

Granted but now you work double shifts at work.

I wish I had Samurai sword skills.

693 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-08-09 04:28 ID:Ia/VsIIz

Granted but you get arrested for using your swords in public.

I wish I was a ninja.

694 Name: warper : 2010-08-09 15:39 ID:aqTkSPBo

Granted but now no one can know you exist.

I wish I was good at drawing.

695 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-21 09:58 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but you're only good at drawing the characters of Twilight.

I wish I was invulnerable, invincible, and immortal.

696 Name: warper : 2010-08-21 11:20 ID:LiiZWHT+

(first off that's harsh.... :_( )

Granted, but no one cares for you anymore now that you're a superman rip-off.

I wish more manga would get published in America.

697 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-21 19:13 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but only the series no one wants to read. Also, the major publishers refuse to do reprints of all their previous series.

I wish I could poop solid gold coins.

698 Name: warper : 2010-08-21 19:18 ID:LiiZWHT+

Granted but now you're constantly constipated.

I wish I could be a manga-ka

699 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-21 22:05 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but Japan becomes an enemy of the US again and you are perceived as a domestic terrorist for your work.

I wish Pokemon were real, just for one day.

700 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-21 22:05 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but Japan becomes an enemy of the US again and you are perceived as a domestic terrorist for your work.

I wish Pokemon were real, just for one day.

701 Name: warper : 2010-08-21 23:11 ID:LiiZWHT+

Granted but they are impossible to domesticate and try to kill you for creating them.

I wish I was an expert master in every martial arts in the world.

702 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-23 09:59 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but only for an hour every day.

I wish I could expand my knowledge infinitely.

703 Name: warper : 2010-08-23 11:19 ID:hwsA+y0v

granted, but you only expand your knowledge with useless trivia.

I wish I had a Gundam

704 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-24 12:57 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but it's a toy model.

I wish I could meet Clive Barker.

705 Name: warper : 2010-08-24 14:54 ID:hwsA+y0v

Granted, but he doesn't give a shit about you (I have no idea who that is so I kinda winged that one).

I wish I owned the entirety of the internet.

706 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-08-25 03:16 ID:mUv8ZEJD

Granted, but you can't gain any money from it.

I wish my sister acted more maturely.

707 Name: Jen : 2010-08-26 08:05 ID:sKF7q/5L

Granted, but not to you.

I wish that bad fanfiction writers didn't write.

708 Name: warper : 2010-08-26 14:58 ID:FoP/W8W1

GRANTED!!! GRANTED!!! GRANTED!!! GRANTED!!!!

(IF I could, I would give you no consequences but the rules of this thread....)

But none of your fandoms have any fanfics anymore.

709 Name: Anonymous : 2010-08-26 14:58 ID:URD89L0Z

granted, but then the good fanfiction writers stop writing

710 Name: caroline : 2010-08-26 14:58 ID:URD89L0Z

granted, but then the good fanfiction writers stop writing

711 Name: caroline : 2010-08-26 14:59 ID:URD89L0Z

i wish that theyd bring danny phantom back

712 Name: warper : 2010-08-26 16:45 ID:FoP/W8W1

Granted but the artwork changes and now it's about college drama.

I wish Pokemon Black and White would get to America sooner.

713 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-26 16:57 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but all the copies freeze after the first time you save.

I wish I could stop time.

714 Name: warper : 2010-08-26 19:51 ID:FoP/W8W1

Granted but you can't untstop time now and are stuck.

I wish I could read japanese

715 Name: KatonRyu : 2010-08-26 22:08 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, but you lose the ability to read normal letters.

I wish I had Excalibur.

716 Name: warper : 2010-08-26 22:49 ID:FoP/W8W1

Granted but now Mordred kills you.

I wish the Twilight series would die already.

717 Name: YumeStar : 2010-08-29 14:27 ID:1we97ecY

Granted, unfortunately a bunch of stupidly crazed Twilight fangirls hunt you down and feed to to a wild shark frenzy, better luck next time.

I wish I could become a famous writer.

718 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-29 19:01 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but you're famous for writing terrible stories.

I wish I could travel all over the world.

719 Name: warper : 2010-08-29 20:04 ID:b0HhoyKv

Granted but the world goes to world and now everywhere you go is torn apart by war.

I wish I was a member of GI Joe.

720 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-30 19:13 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but you get killed on your first mission.

I wish my Biotechnical Engineering class didn't have so many idiots trying to get an easy grade in it.

721 Name: warper : 2010-08-30 19:33 ID:QQ71q5jl

Granted, but the lack of studnets causes the class to shut down.

I wish I was a good practicing doctor who knew how to avoid health vices and gambling addictions.

722 Name: Akito Rebellion : 2010-08-31 14:29 ID:1we97ecY

Granted but you end up getting hit by a car

I wish I could get an adorable Alaskan Klee Kai(which is a type of dog)

723 Name: Akito Rebellion : 2010-08-31 14:58 ID:1we97ecY

YUME YOU IDIOT!!!!! Don't make me say things like that! I knew sharing the laptop was a bad idea now you've gone a proven it! Anyway:
Granted but it dies the day you get it, so ha!

I wish I was an only child.

724 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-08-31 18:01 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but you become so by killing all your siblings.

I wish that I had the time to read all the books and play all the games I want to.

725 Name: warper : 2010-08-31 18:24 ID:o2Hf8+70

Granted but now you have no social life.

I wish the Twilight series would die...AGAIN!!!!! (I'm running out of ideas and it's late...don't judge me)

726 Name: Akito Rebellion : 2010-08-31 18:38 ID:1we97ecY

granted but now the there are millions of teenage girls that will never be able to read it, how sad.

I wish I didn't have to live with my family.

727 Name: warper : 2010-08-31 18:41 ID:o2Hf8+70

....I don't even know if that's bad first off.

Granted, but now you live with annoying hobos asking for change

I wish the Harry Potter books had a sequel

728 Name: Akito Rebellion : 2010-08-31 18:46 ID:1we97ecY

...I did that on purpose, down with twilight!

Granted, but the book was so horrible that everyone just burned it.
I wish twilight had never been written in the first place and that the writer would die so there was no chance of a similar novel being written in the near future. (2 in one so the outcome can be twice as bad)

729 Name: warper : 2010-08-31 18:53 ID:o2Hf8+70

......Do we really have to ruin this one? The harry potter bit aside, I liked the response.

we do?

DAMMIT!

No hard feelings dood, just following the thread

Granted: but instead the story actually happens and now the worst kind of vampires in the world exist....the glittery kind.

I wish I had money to buy all the novels I want.

730 Name: Akito Rebellion : 2010-08-31 19:10 ID:1we97ecY

And all hell breaks loose..damn glittery vamps

Granted but you end up reading all those novels and inevitably not having any social life. Don't take it personally or anything, no sarcasm intended.

I wish we could think of something to wish for besides this because this is technically a wish

731 Name: warper : 2010-08-31 19:14 ID:o2Hf8+70

Granted, but overthinking the issue causes a paradox in time/space.

I wish I yaoi fanfiction had a site of it's own so it could move off of fanfiction.net

732 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-09-01 07:10 ID:mUv8ZEJD

Granted, but the mass exodus of yaoi fans causes FF to be forced to shut down, due to lack of people.

I wish I'll make some friends at my new school.

733 Name: warper : 2010-09-01 08:28 ID:xLPmjdmV

Granted, but they all turn out to be super villains bent on destroying the world.

I wish that I could fly.

734 Name: Elkkun : 2010-09-01 09:01 ID:DG9U5I96

granted, you fly into a plane by accident... XDD

I wish for trolls to not exist (what could go wrong?)

735 Name: warper : 2010-09-01 11:49 ID:6TAxacP+

Granted, but by wishing for something that doesn't exist, First trolls had to be real to then be erased from existence, and the instantaneous action of bringing them to existence and then out of it, rips a hole in the fabric of reality.

I wish Batman was real without his demented foes (Joker, scarecrow, etc.).

736 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-09-01 13:18 ID:mUv8ZEJD

Granted, but he finds a Death Note and... well, I'm sure you can imagine what Batman would be like with one of those.

I wish there was a movie focused on Deadpool.

737 Name: YumeStar : 2010-09-01 13:21 ID:1we97ecY

granted, but with out his demented foes to fight all the time, people lose all interest in him and he loses all his powers/abilities and fame.

738 Name: YumeStar : 2010-09-01 13:22 ID:1we97ecY

P.S. I wish my writers block would go away and never come back!

739 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-09-01 19:41 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but you can't stop writing, even in your sleep. You write yourself to death.

740 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-09-01 19:42 ID:AfoooBUV

I wish that I could will things into existence whenever I felt like it.

741 Name: warper : 2010-09-01 19:52 ID:zfQljNwP

Granted, but using this power repeatedly causes a rip in space/time. (I know it's cliche, but all these reality warping powers can only lead to this conclusion).

I wish Marvel super heroes were real.

742 Name: YumeStar : 2010-09-02 12:38 ID:1we97ecY

Granted but they all turn evil and destroy the world

I wish my favorite anime characters were real. (Edward Elric, Kyoya Ootori, L, ect.)

743 Name: warper : 2010-09-02 13:02 ID:R9CnFvMo

Granted, but they're real selves are nothing like their manga versions.

I wish Shonen Jump came out weekly in america.

744 Name: BlackMage16 : 2010-09-02 18:04 ID:WilzY1H6

Granted, but the prices are so extortionate no one can afford it.

I wish it rained chocolate.

745 Name: warper : 2010-09-02 19:02 ID:doQulGH2

granted but roaches begin to dominate the world and evnetually take over from the abundance of sweet food.

I wish I had a Keyblade.

746 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-09-03 12:21 ID:y0io0hnx

Granted, but it's so heavy you can't lift it.

I wish the school days at my new college were shorter.

747 Name: warper : 2010-09-03 17:07 ID:8YojhqUn

Granted, but those days are now full of pass/fail tests.

I wish the Scott Pilgrim series had a good sequel series to make a good movie out of.

748 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-09-05 19:20 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but it's a commercial failure and the publishing house is forced to cut their losses and stop publishing it. The movie is subsequently never made.

I wish that I could get one of my friends to escort me to this skinhead interview I'm going to. (Don't ask. It's for research.)

749 Name: warper : 2010-09-05 21:00 ID:EJdrL2GP

Granted, but he turns out to be a closet skinhead.

I wish people would stop making big deals about smartphones, ipods and mp3s.

750 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-09-05 23:05 ID:a70OOikJ

Granted, but now EVERYONE obsesses over blackberries.

I wish that three-quarter-length shirts were more comfortable to wear.

751 Name: warper : 2010-09-06 07:15 ID:Lnr9mHjK

Granted, but now nothing else is comfortable to wear.

I wish my friends would stop harassing me about my small music collection.

752 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-09-06 08:33 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but now they harass you about other things of yours that happen to be small.... nudge nudge

I tease, of course.

I wish that I was a famous movie script writer.

753 Name: warper : 2010-09-06 15:18 ID:qyaPX516

Granted but you're famous for doing gay movies.

I wish there was no more summer.

754 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-09-07 14:52 ID:0ftRI1yr

Granted, there is a nuclear winter instead.

I wish to survive Warper's nuclear winter.

755 Name: warper : 2010-09-07 16:43 ID:hZBvL3ue

Granted, but I survive too and and throw you into a nuclear reactor for bringing on the nuclear winter.

I wish I was a ghostbuster and had good enough skills to not get killed.

756 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-09-07 19:20 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but your ghostbusting skills are useless when you fall down a flight of stairs, break your neck, and are rendered a parapalegic for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could be on The Daily Show with John Stewart.

757 Name: warper : 2010-09-08 08:09 ID:yPqgAj+Q

Granted, but Steven Colbert invades the show and has you executed.

I wish I was psychic.

758 Name: KatonRyu : 2010-09-08 10:22 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, but your new powers make you completely insane.

I wish the rain would stop.

759 Name: warper : 2010-09-08 11:36 ID:kuEL+Q6t

Granted but now it's an eternal drought.

I wish I could control the weather.

760 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-09-08 13:19 ID:0ftRI1yr

Granted but only the weather over the Atlantic Ocean.

I wish I lived in Scotland.

761 Name: KatonRyu : 2010-09-08 13:24 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, but you get eaten by Nessie.

I wish warper eternal drought were real, because if there's one thing the Netherlands will never lack it's water. (For those who don't know, pretty much half the country is below sea level.)

762 Name: warper : 2010-09-08 15:00 ID:gQR26wyS

Granted, but now you die of dehydration.

I wish I was the next Spirit Detective (see yuyu Hakusho) and had skills of both Yusuke and Sensui combined.

763 Name: anon : 2010-09-15 09:23 ID:lwdhaAoI

Granted, but you die from some heart disease like Goku.

I wish I weren't at work right now.

764 Name: warper : 2010-09-15 12:28 ID:xLPmjdmV

Granted but it's because you're fired and are now homeless.

I wish Kurokami Medaka from 'Medaka box' was my girlfriend.

765 Name: guest101 : 2010-09-15 18:26 ID:g/67zGPd

Granted, but you piss her off and she goes perses mode on you.

I wish I could shave off my brother's hair for fun.

766 Name: warper : 2010-09-15 20:29 ID:hoHbyPKI

Granted but he shoots you for doing something so stupid.

I wish Air trecks were real and I could ride them without killing myself.

767 Name: guest101 : 2010-09-15 22:51 ID:g/67zGPd

Granted, but you're riding around some amateur who slips and accidentally cuts your head off with them.

I wish Aizen would look normal again.

768 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-09-16 13:54 ID:0ftRI1yr

Granted but now he looks exactly like a normal human, and has hidden on earth.

I wish I could get home earlier than 6:30 from college.

769 Name: warper : 2010-09-16 15:36 ID:d9afvTII

Granted but they dropped you from all their classes.

I wish old toonami would be brought back onto the air at a decent timeslot.

770 Name: guest101 : 2010-09-16 22:37 ID:g/67zGPd

Granted, but you happen to have work/school during their timeslot.

I wish people would at least decently dub anime or not do it at all.

771 Name: warper : 2010-09-17 01:04 ID:d9afvTII

Granted, but you're standards set the bar so high, that aniem creators stop producing anime altogether.

I wish I was an Alter User.

772 Name: anon : 2010-09-17 12:04 ID:lwdhaAoI

Granted, but all computers/laptops/etc in the world spontaneously combust so you're useless.

I wish I could sleep with my eyes open.

773 Name: warper : 2010-09-17 12:17 ID:OhNoBRXH

(First off an alter user is from the show s-cry-ed in which a person 'alters' materials around them and reform it into a tangible form that is a weapon of some sort like a giant robot, a sword, a super guantlet, etc.)

Granted but only by cutting off your eyelids.

Since it was misunderstood, I wish I was an alter user.

774 Name: anon : 2010-09-17 13:02 ID:lwdhaAoI

>>774 Oh, sorry. I thought you meant alter user as in someone who can modify attributes of other users. Anyway...

Granted, but the giant robot you created goes out of control and decides to crush you.

I wish I could use alchemy.

775 Name: warper : 2010-09-17 13:34 ID:OhNoBRXH

(I don't even understand what the heck you thought it was) Granted but you can only use it to make mud into a mud statue.

I wish I was a Jedi Knight after the end of Return of the Jedi.

776 Name: anon : 2010-09-17 13:53 ID:lwdhaAoI

(I meant "modify attributes of other USERS". It's a computer nerd thing. Ignore me haha)

Granted, but the dark side has cookies, and you LOVE cookies. ;)

I wish I had an automatic stapler.

777 Name: warper : 2010-09-17 15:21 ID:OhNoBRXH

Granted but you end up stapling through your eyes when you're checking a jam and are now blind.

I wish "the World" video game from the .hack series was real.

778 Name: Anonymous : 2010-09-17 21:53 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but now people start going into comas when they play it, just like in the series. Also, you attempt the One Sin event and when the Sin kills you, you go braindead in reality.

(Aren't they supposedly trying to make it anyway? Just not with all the headgear and whatnot.)

I wish that Ke$ha had a hilarious and unfortunate accident that resulted in her death and/or permanent disability that rendered her incapable of singing her horrible pop songs extolling the virtues of alcoholism.

779 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-09-17 22:21 ID:AfoooBUV

>>779 Hold on, I'm taking the death part back. She might be an undesirable whore of Ba'al and lover of Bacchus, but she doesn't really deserve to die.

780 Name: Krayon : 2010-09-20 08:28 ID:YsZuMv76

Granted, but because of her injury that rendered her incapable of singing her songs, her songs are aired 24/7 for a whole month to honor her.

I wish I had Albert Einstein's brain capacity.

781 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-09-20 20:09 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but you fill it up with facts on cheese.

I wish I didn't have bronchitis.

782 Name: Gin : 2010-09-21 09:47 ID:rWh7fUrJ

Granted, but you have laryngitis instead and now you can't talk.

I wish that my first year at uni will go well -- even at the expense of not partying.

783 Name: guest101 : 2010-09-21 15:41 ID:g/67zGPd

Granted, but you end up going psychotic because you spent your first uni life studying and thus have no friends.

I wish I had the Lightning Lord's power (from GetBackers) without turning all murderous and whatnot.

784 Name: warper : 2010-09-26 18:16 ID:i8vHMZC0

Granted but you stupidly use your powers in the rain and shock yourself to death.

I wish the xbox genre would die already.

785 Name: KatonRyu : 2010-09-26 21:48 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, but PS3, Wii and PC die with it.

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.

786 Name: Slayer End : 2010-09-27 18:45 ID:U73yjjDs

Granted, but everyone else's respective wishes were corrupted as a result. In anger, they attack you for being the only one to not get messed up by your wish.

Let's see... I wish I were a Jack of All Trades and a master of... well, all as well.

Forever Signed in Blood,
Slayer End

787 Name: Slayer End : 2010-09-27 18:45 ID:U73yjjDs

Granted, but everyone else's respective wishes were corrupted as a result. In anger, they attack you for being the only one to not get messed up by your wish.

Let's see... I wish I were a Jack of All Trades and a master of... well, all as well.

Forever Signed in Blood,
Slayer End

788 Name: YamiTenshi : 2010-09-28 18:47 ID:AfoooBUV

Granted, but your various fields of expertise are called upon so often that you end up working yourself to death.

I wish I had an endless supply of delicious gum.

789 Name: guest101 : 2010-09-28 18:54 ID:g/67zGPd

Granted, but you chewed so much gum that your jaw literally falls off because it can't take it anymore.

I wish there wasn't so much dust floating around in my room.

790 Name: Fangirl xD : 2010-10-12 08:18 ID:kI7O2DKf

Granted, but without the dust, the light in your room will be to bright and you'll go blind.

I wish my mum wouldn't make me listen to Westlife when I'm making dinner.

791 Name: GirlInTheShadows : 2010-12-29 11:31 ID:0dyEHnBZ

Granted, but know she makes you listen to it whenever you're not making dinner.

I wish I had super powers.

792 Name: Alierana : 2010-12-30 02:22 ID:UNpCgUFg

Granted, but then you would never have a life and be reponsible for saving the world on a daily basis.

I wish that I had magic.

793 Name: Alierana : 2010-12-30 02:22 ID:UNpCgUFg

Granted, but then you would never have a life and be reponsible for saving the world on a daily basis.

I wish that I had magic.

794 Name: GirlInTheShadows : 2010-12-30 20:00 ID:0dyEHnBZ

Granted, but your magic is so cool that power-hungry elves steal you away in the night.

I wish all internet was free.

795 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2011-01-01 06:07 ID:SUxmcrP0

Granted, because all the stuff you have to pay for is taken off.

I wish it will snow again this year.

796 Name: BritA : 2011-01-01 20:51 ID:GlZ19nSL

well i have not watched to many anime shows yet but some of my fav are
momo:bleach
c.c: code gease
most pokemon: not pokemon trainer just pokemon lol

797 Name: BritA : 2011-01-01 20:51 ID:GlZ19nSL

well i have not watched to many anime shows yet but some of my fav are
momo:bleach
c.c: code gease
most pokemon: not pokemon trainer just pokemon lol

798 Name: BritA : 2011-01-01 20:52 ID:GlZ19nSL

well i have not watched to many anime shows yet but some of my fav are
momo:bleach
c.c: code gease
most pokemon: not pokemon trainer just pokemon lol

799 Name: BritA : 2011-01-01 20:52 ID:GlZ19nSL

well i have not watched to many anime shows yet but some of my fav are
momo:bleach
c.c: code gease
most pokemon: not pokemon trainer just pokemon lol

800 Name: BritA : 2011-01-01 20:53 ID:GlZ19nSL

well i have not watched to many anime shows yet but some of my fav are
momo:bleach
c.c: code gease
most pokemon: not pokemon trainer just pokemon lol

801 Name: BritA : 2011-01-01 20:53 ID:GlZ19nSL

well i have not watched to many anime shows yet but some of my fav are
momo:bleach
c.c: code gease
most pokemon: not pokemon trainer just pokemon lol

802 Name: BritA : 2011-01-01 20:54 ID:GlZ19nSL

well i have not watched to many anime shows yet but some of my fav are
momo:bleach
c.c: code gease
most pokemon: not pokemon trainer just pokemon lol

803 Name: GirlInTheShadows : 2011-01-04 19:45 ID:O1Qh9xbM

>797, Wrong forum. Lol.

>796, Granted, but it starts snowing and never stops, throwing the world into an ice age.

I wish Hannah Montana would disappear forever.

804 Name: Anonymous : 2011-01-05 08:56 ID:E3txbLWm

Granted, but no mater how had you try she won't disappear completely, and her songs are played non-stop on the radio.

I wish I could go live on a isolated island with everything I need to survive (Electricity and laptop :P) and friends, and not have to live in the crap society we do at the moment.

805 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2011-01-06 00:26 ID:k1RXFKNL

Granted, but you get 'rescued' and brought back the second day you're there.

I wish I didn't have to go to college right now.

806 Name: Tea Egg : 2011-01-06 22:42 ID:nueLT0QN

Granted, but you have to go to college in the next five minutes, and your already five minutes behind.

I wish I could find the original writer of 'My Immortal'.

807 Name: Tea Egg : 2011-01-06 22:44 ID:nueLT0QN

I meant: "you're" not "your. Graaah!

808 Name: GirlInTheShadows : 2011-01-07 16:50 ID:O1Qh9xbM

Granted, but it turns out the writer is dead.

I wish Mary-Sues would cease to exist.

809 Name: DarkSword512 : 2011-01-24 14:20 ID:zLiQ1gPP

I've been gone for months and this is still going?! :O

Granted, but they're then replaced by equally annoying characters that also throw tantrums.

I wish I got noticed when talking to a group of people.

810 Name: Wings of Silver Rain : 2011-01-24 18:44 ID:+v+qcoXu

Granted, but when they notice you, you end up stuttering and saying something stupid. (experience :<)

I wish Pokemon were real because at the rate they're goin in the television series, I would've beat three Elite Fours in three of the region and be on my way to Sinnoh right now.

811 Name: Wings of Silver Rain : 2011-01-24 18:45 ID:+v+qcoXu

'going' and 'beaten', i mean...grr

812 Name: AnneCupcake : 2011-01-27 11:42 ID:MnHcPQx/

Granted, but Pokémons appear to be just normal animals instead of awesome creatures with awesome powers. (too bad though :<)

I wish my teachers would stop nagging about tardiness.. >.>

813 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2011-01-27 15:41 ID:ilLDUMlq

Granted but now they all set two hours of homework per lesson.

I wish I wasn't always so tired!

814 Name: GirlInTheShadows : 2011-02-04 21:51 ID:jbMTFrAJ

Granted, but now you're always jittery and hyper. People can no longer stand to be around you and you're so hyped up, you sometimes punch yourself in the face spasmodically, and get sent to a mental hospital.

I wish I knew what guys were thinking all the time.

815 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2011-02-06 11:32 ID:Y3RF6+ic

Granted, and now you join me in the mental hospital.

I wish to be let free from the mental hospital.

816 Name: AnneCupcake : 2011-02-07 08:45 ID:MnHcPQx/

Granted, but now they're chasing you so you have to live in the shadows forever, hiding and trying to get food where ever you can get it (and so on) while you're highly wanted.

I wish I to get a good grade for my maths test tomorrow.

817 Name: Wings of Silver Rain : 2011-02-08 15:17 ID:+v+qcoXu

Granted, but you end up with a bad grade in a different subject.

I wish I can stop being such a procrastinator and get something done.

818 Name: KatonRyu : 2011-02-10 05:09 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, but you are now such a workaholic everyone considers you a nuisance and all your friends abandon you.

I wish my minor block was over...no, wait, I wish you wouldn't make the joke you're probably thinking of right now.

819 Name: Wings of Silver Rain : 2011-02-10 17:27 ID:+v+qcoXu

Granted, but then no one will make jokes with you anymore and you will never laugh ever again.

I wish I had wings that can fly me away...with me controlling them, of course.

820 Name: KatonRyu : 2011-02-10 22:59 ID:ttcswDaH

Granted, however you fly into a thundercloud and get electrocuted.

I wish I owned the actual Bakusaiga.

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