Good anti-Twilight fanfics (23)

1 Name: MidnightRainbow : 2010-05-29 06:35 ID:tBlzEDH4

So, I think it's probably a known fact that Twilight is one of the worst books ever to be published. But there are actually some really good rewritings or anti-Twilight fics out there.
I have a rewriting which I think is about a million times better than Twilight: Twilight the Rewrite, New New Moon and Eclipsing Eclipse, by Tprinces. (She hasn't got around to writing Breaking Dawn yet.)
Does anyone else know any good ones they'd like to share?

2 Name: RayRay : 2010-05-29 17:12 ID:zmYZpls9

Not fanfiction, but "New Moan" by Stephardy Mayo and

"Nightlight, a Parody of twilight" by the Harvard lampoon. Both hilarious, though I expect nothing else from the Harvard Lampoon.

3 Name: Aiamee : 2010-05-30 07:04 ID:Y0FeFwhv

I've got a story that's about as far away from Twilight as you could get with still the general idea of Vampire's and Werwolves if anyone is interested. It's on this site and if you can't find it follow this one.

It's basically a story about a 13 yr old girl who is a mix of both Vampire and Werewolf, so far it's coming along quite well and I would love some feedback on it.

4 Name: Iaculus : 2010-05-30 08:33 ID:XhsoaO5n

Estora does some excellent work, though not for the faint-hearted. 'Eighteen' is particularly recommended.

Her profile is available here:

5 Name: Zarazia : 2010-05-31 13:31 ID:77FfbGq3


I thought long and hard about the morals of plugging myself, (because the title says 'Good anti-Twilight fanfics', for a start), but then I discovered the art of not thinking. :P Anyway, yeah, I write some anti-Twilight stuff. Here is the most well-known:

(I know it's relatively well-known because someone's been copypastaing it on some other forum. Without putting my name on it. Tchah.)

It's aimed at FF7 fans, and also parodies FF7 badfic, so if you're not an FF7 fan, you'll probably be a bit bored/confused. Ah well. :P

6 Name: Zarazia : 2010-05-31 13:32 ID:77FfbGq3

7 Name: Honey : 2010-06-09 09:10 ID:eHvetfFy

I don't know if it's really a parody. But it's a great fanfiction. Where the books are out and Edward isn't a vegetarian. It's great :D
It's called to hell in a handbasket on

8 Name: warper : 2010-06-23 18:40 ID:mj+4Y1m7

I had an idea for an anti-Twilight fic, but my own dislike of twilight and lack of knowledge of the plot keep me from writing it. The Manga Hellsing's Alucard and assistant Seras, hunt down the twilight vampires and werewolves, leaving destruction and a trail of blood behind them.

9 Name: warper : 2010-06-23 18:40 ID:mj+4Y1m7

I had an idea for an anti-Twilight fic, but my own dislike of twilight and lack of knowledge of the plot keep me from writing it. The Manga Hellsing's Alucard and assistant Seras, hunt down the twilight vampires and werewolves, leaving destruction and a trail of blood behind them.

10 Name: ElliePhant : 2010-06-30 08:46 ID:v4wPsvPL

'To Hell in a Handbasket' is really good, I read it after reading your post and it was actually much better than I expected.
Ah, you know a book is bad when there are multitudes of parodies of it which make it look like My Immortal...

11 Name: Tristana : 2010-07-10 08:35 ID:5gs3mE4V

Warper : I foresee crack... bloody crack... like: Edward, meet Alucard... Alucard, meat Edward... And mince him... No? Oh right... Will check the links you gave guys... Procrastinating takes time.^^

12 Name: warper : 2010-07-16 23:09 ID:ifZMoU6M

hmmm...actually the urge has been coming on for a while to write this...only now I'm thinking....the Twilight vamps and wolves don't deserve to see real I'll just use Anderson and claim it was a mission he did before he died.

13 Name: DuxAtrum : 2010-07-17 07:47 ID:9wlRvHpE

Oh man. The best anti-twilight fic I've ever had the pleasure of encountering was one where Simon Belmont shows up in Forks and proceeds to ruin the Cullens' shit, culminating with a battle against Bella, who transforms into a sparkly pink dragon or something.

I can't for the life of me remember where I found it, though—I'm not certain it was on FFNet.

14 Name: Yemi Hikari : 2010-07-17 20:31 ID:e+x1LEJt

sigh Most of the anti-fanfics I've read, haven't been well written themselves. Eighteen though, which someone else mentioned was good.

15 Name: Bola : 2010-07-24 14:28 ID:09DVYr87

Alright. This isn't really a fanfic, and not anti, but... it makes me even more anti:

16 Name: Yemi Hikari : 2010-07-27 10:50 ID:e+x1LEJt

@15 - Her... oh dear. She's unfortunatly the face of Twihards and has a bad rep, even amoung Twilighters.

If we're going with anything that is anti-Twilight, then I'll post mine, which more or less, pokes fun of Twihard behavior, rather then Twilighters. Actually, I am hoping they make Twilighters laugh, and give Twihards a good, hard look at their behavior, and think twice. It's a list...

And... I am open to suggestions on them, or ideas to write more. And feel free to post other anti-twilight stuff on the journal comments. :)

17 Name: alicia : 2010-12-16 03:50 ID:tZTTktGA

ooh, do read!

18 Name: Vaneskera : 2010-12-25 21:02 ID:nzH+RCDC

After going on a Volturi stint this summer, I ended up writing an Alec/Bella story. It got reviews. Fast. :/ The good thing about it is the people who read nothing but Twilight are amazed at anything by the writer with the slightest amount of taste.

Its good relief to read anti-Twilight fics, one goes slightly insane after seeing 'iloveedward' and such favorite your stories.

Okay. Maybe I'm still on my Volturi stint. They're creepily awesome.

19 Name: hoPE : 2011-02-22 17:41 ID:m3S/CG7H

I recommend (for a quick crack-crossover) Buffy the Sparklepire Slayer by Kerazy Ophelia. It's a lot of fun and really sticks a needle in your eye about Edward and Bella's personalities (or lack thereof xp).

20 Name: Chikanpo : 2011-05-10 22:39 ID:1cHNJc8e

Hah, I found one a while ago that I love. It's a short Vocaloid crossover, based on one of the character's songs "Sadistic Vampire". The only thing that annoys me is that they spelled Kagamine wrong -.- Oh, and there's a mini reference to "Vampire Knight" in there too. It's quite funny, and short so if you're curious it's quick to read ^^. Here it is:


21 Name: Piccylo : 2011-05-11 09:11 ID:x8p/65Qa


22 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2011-05-11 13:53 ID:FP0DqUVZ

I wouldn't necessarily call it a "good anti-Twilight fanfic", but there's one I'm writing that's still in progress. It's called Victims, and is about the 40-odd people we never properly meet in passing in New Moon as they are led to become fodder for the Volturi, and who Bella Swan never troubles her pretty little head about ever again.

23 Name: Yemi Hikari : 2011-07-29 21:27 ID:cEKd8uGJ

>>21 - That fan bothers me. End of story.
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