If you could kill one of them . . . (31)

1 Name: JessCullen95 : 2010-04-06 04:26 ID:SQENm1eJ

In book 4 of the twilight saga (breaking dawn) the book had a very fairytale like ending. I personally thought at least one of the main characters should have died. Who would you have killed, had you written it.

2 Name: Windesque : 2010-04-06 08:11 ID:q4gpJRss

I personally would have killed Bella and Edward before the first book. But, to be realistic, a character that's not entirely needed, such as Emmett, Rosalie or Jasper.

3 Name: moonphase : 2010-04-06 08:23 ID:y2SxqjDs

Emmett was such a dull character his death would have no meaning. I say Alice or Carlyse- that would have given a real feeling of loss.

4 Name: ... : 2010-04-06 08:50 ID:kgHP2Y37

Every character, and then myself, had I written it.

5 Name: moonphase : 2010-04-06 09:11 ID:y2SxqjDs

this should have been the ending of the first book:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqvg0C90FhM&feature=channel

6 Name: Niori : 2010-04-06 10:18 ID:JJha5M0D

Not gonna lie, if I had my way, both Edward and Bella would have kicked it.

7 Name: Twilight-obsessed-Betty : 2010-04-06 18:58 ID:nLjV8086

I say bye-bye Jacob you sick dog!

8 Name: xdrop-of-golden-sunx : 2010-04-11 05:23 ID:swtAkqPs

I think Tanya should have kicked it. Anyone else agree?

9 Name: RayRay : 2010-04-11 06:31 ID:0HjEwzVD

I would have killed off Bella or Edward, preferably Bella - it would have been bittersweet then at least, Edward has to deal with losing her but has to stay alive for their daughter.

Much better.

10 Name: sharingansupergirl : 2010-04-11 06:47 ID:EYPO0Nxg

@5, I find the Wizard of Oz version of that most amusing.

I would probably have killed all of them, or maybe spared Bella, so she gets to live forever (as she wanted) but without Edward or second-Edward (otherwise known as Alice.)

11 Name: Rachel-Cabbit : 2010-04-11 07:41 ID:H7LwqapK

If only Bella had died like she was supposed to instead of becoming a vampire.
Actually, it would have been epic to have Edward kill her in the sex scene. Then we wouldn't have to put up with the rest of the bad-fic plot of Breaking Dawn! Yay! No canon-breaking baby, no paedophile-wolf!
Just lots of nobody caring that Mary-Sue died.

12 Name: flopidydop : 2010-04-17 01:08 ID:ZmjJPfeu

I think NOBODY should die. Everybody should live in happiness and flowers and magical rainbows and unicorns. I think your all being Very unreasonable you should love your neighbour as you would love yourself.

13 Name: flopidydop : 2010-04-17 01:08 ID:ZmjJPfeu

I think NOBODY should die. Everybody should live in happiness and flowers and magical rainbows and unicorns. I think your all being Very unreasonable you should love your neighbour as you would love yourself.

14 Name: flopidydop : 2010-04-17 01:09 ID:ZmjJPfeu

I think NOBODY should die. Everybody should live in happiness and flowers and magical rainbows and unicorns. I think your all being Very unreasonable you should love your neighbour as you would love yourself.

15 Name: flopidydop : 2010-04-17 01:09 ID:ZmjJPfeu

I think NOBODY should die. Everybody should live in happiness and flowers and magical rainbows and unicorns. I think your all being Very unreasonable you should love your neighbour as you would love yourself.

16 Name: flopidydop : 2010-04-17 01:09 ID:ZmjJPfeu

I think NOBODY should die. Everybody should live in happiness and flowers and magical rainbows and unicorns. I think your all being Very unreasonable you should love your neighbour as you would love yourself.

17 Name: flopidydop : 2010-04-17 01:12 ID:ZmjJPfeu

I think NOBODY should die. Everybody should live in happiness and flowers and magical rainbows and unicorns. I think your all being Very unreasonable you should love your neighbour as you would love yourself. If you were a true twilight fan then you would cherish every character as if they were in your own family.

18 Name: sharingansupergirl : 2010-04-17 01:53 ID:Y3/4eA9G

... someone tell me, is this a troll?

19 Name: Dark Wolf : 2010-04-17 03:28 ID:pXVhvEkO

I did enjoy the twilight saga, all four parts and although Bella can appear somewhat 'annoying' I think I would keep it the way it is, and not kill anybody off.

Seriously though I wish the author would Publish Edwards books. To read the story from his POV.

20 Name: BlackMage16 : 2010-04-17 05:32 ID:vQPTO76j

I don't like Bella or Edward so I'd kill them both, I mean seriously Bella has all these near-death experiences she should have died like a hundred times over i.e Tyler's van, jumping off the cliff, etc. And then Edward would get depressed and kill himself too. That would make the books much shorter and a whole lot better.

21 Name: MYAAA : 2010-04-17 08:17 ID:liS4+px+

I personally think that Edward should have died. It would have made the books more interesting, I THINK.

22 Name: moonphase : 2010-04-17 13:51 ID:DklOXEt/

>>21 depends. In Meyer world, Bella would have killed herself, so the two main characters would be gone and the series finished early. Which, to me, is good as a) that would have been more dramatic and b) Twilight was/is too long.

If Meyer had kept Bella alive, Bella would have, hopefully gone on to have a job and a life. She could have made an actual heroine.

23 Name: Lay-A-Egg : 2010-04-17 15:52 ID:FPxBowOw

I think everyone in that damn book should die. Except maybe Leah, she's misunderstood. Still annoying.

Well anyway, in the Twilight spoof me and my friends are writing, we basically kill everyone off in creative ways. ^O^ (Reneesme (however the hell you spell it) is a radioactive baby and whenever someone touches her they die. A lot of random people die that way, and for everyone else, all the authors of this spoof magically appear and shoot everyone else. Yay)

Okay, but seriously (well, I was serious before, but . . .) she could have at LEAST killed Carlisle. That would have induced some sort of emotional feeling of loss. Instead Bella and Edward have a stupid fairy-tale ending glomping in their little house for all eternity.

24 Name: Ophelia0123 : 2010-04-17 16:22 ID:khYnyYTb

I actually can't imagine any of them dying, as they're all 'soul-mates'. Carlisle/Esme, Alice/Jasper and Emmett/Rosalie had all been together for decades and couldn't really have been with anyone else. And Renesmee couldn't have died cause Bella and Edward wouldn't have been able to have another kid, and we all know that B and E are way too pathetic to survive if one of them died. So really, no one could have died without everything turning bad, not like in Harry Potter where they all moved on and got on with their lives. Maybe a wolf could have died? Oh, and I don't get why Irina was randomly killed. No one really cared, but it made you feel bad anyway.

25 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-04-18 05:42 ID:M2Rlh/ye

>>24 so kill two?

26 Name: DuxAtrum : 2010-04-18 06:10 ID:1xKeP5OL

ROCKS FALL

EVERYBODY DIES

27 Name: BlackMage16 : 2010-04-18 07:26 ID:vQPTO76j

Challenge: can anybody come up with the most original/creative/inventive ways to kill off the characters in Twilight. Points go for originality and the number of people you kill. And of course double points if you kill the annoying Mary-Sue that is Bella. =D

28 Name: ... : 2010-04-18 09:32 ID:kgHP2Y37

@ Dux- A METEOR, ACTUALLY.

29 Name: Jammeke : 2010-05-02 02:16 ID:ETJcR4Al

>>27 Hmm... let's see.

  1. In the final battle, Edward dies defending Tanya from the Volturi.
  2. Bella allows Renesmee to sleep in her bed that night because she wants to stay close to her kid. She then accidentally rolls over Renesmee in her sleep, thus crushing the human child.
  3. Jacob gets mad and pokes Bella with a wooden stake, after which he burns her body and jumps in front of a fast-driving car himself.
  4. Rosalie and Emmett were the ones sitting in the car. Rosalie gets impaled by a piece of wreckage and gets destroyed when the vehicle catches fire.
  5. Emmett goes to the Volturi, and since he doesn't have any powers, Aro agrees to kill him.
  6. Devastated, Carlisle, Esme, Alice and Jasper go to Dr. Phill, and after they tell the world all about their sad story, the Twilight haters line up outside the studio to lynch them.
  7. The pack tries to defend their vampire friends, but they get shot by Charlie and his pals from the police, because they're eating Twilight haters.
  8. Tanya and Kate try to give everyone a decent cremation and end up accidentally burning themselves.
  9. The Volturi die of laughter.

Hmmm... did I leave anyone out???

30 Name: Darksecretlove : 2010-05-02 13:23 ID:mvHw434U

Jasper is awesome, but he just creeps the hell out of me...... really. But that's because I saw him as a totally freaked out killer in Criminal Minds... xD

and I love 29's ideas :)

31 Name: Satan's Pixie : 2010-05-02 14:01 ID:2wEs8lHy

JACOB F*****G BLACK!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING! AND I REALLY HATE HIM!!!! HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN BITTEN IN 'Eclipse' OR PERHAPS GONE TO ITALY WITH BELLA AND ALICE AND THEN BEEN BITTEN BY ONE OF THE GUARDS IN 'New Moon'!

Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification: