Pairings you HATE! (or just don't like that much) (314)

1 Name: DarthRevanShepard : 2009-11-14 14:16 ID:mgf2KhM8

OK so we've got one's for favourite pairings but what about one's you don't like, oh and I'd quite like it if you justify why you don't like it. And I will allow swearing here because sometimes when you vent you feel the need to swear. Here are mine.

Ichihime - I can stand Orihime as long as she is not taling/thinking/fangirling over Ichigo. I swear to god I can't stand the Kurosaki-kun when I hear it in the anime. Maybe it's just how squeeky her voice is when she says it. Also she only sees Ichigo as knight-in-shining armour, oh look how sweet and adorable he is, when he is the exact oppisite! At least most of the time. She needs a caring guy like Ishida to be gentle with her, not Ichigo who always scowls and constantly shouts.

Bella/Edward - OH MY GOD IT'S FRICKIN ANNOYING! All we hear about in the book is 'Oh Edward is so amazing and super hot and he's so rock hard and he's just amazing and he's always looking out for me' NO HE ISN'T! He constantly pushes her away even when she wants to help, personally I'd be pissed off with my boyfriend kept making me look like a fucking charity case. He leaves her IN THE MIDDLE OF A FUCKING FORREST! Lost with no one to help her, oh yeah Edward you ARE so kind! He tries to kill himself without checking if she is actually dead, and so doesn't take into acount how broken she would be to find out he killed himself over her. He takes the engine out of her truck just so she can't visit Jacob who is only a friend to her and she has proven that to him again and again! Oh and he makes her BEG him for sex! And don't get me started on how dependent she is on him and only him! Great model of the guy teenage girls should be with Meyers!

Jacob/Renesmee - There's a word for guys who are in love with little kids and I'm hoping to god Jake is SERIOUSLY not in love with the born-with-teeth abomanation. Also Meyers kind of went against her whole Werewolf/Vampire hate thing by making Jake fall in love with someone who has VAMPIRE heritage.

Harry/Ginny - I wasn't much of a fan of Harry Potter but it still pissed me off so much when this pairing became canon. Am I seriously the only one who thought it should've been Harry/Hermione and then Ron and Ginny just end up lonely or find someone else in the future. People have got to learn that not everyone of the main characters has to be paired off in the end.

Link/Ruto - How exactly would that relationship work out? I'm pretty sure fish and humans have many biological differences. And Ruto is just a cranky little fangirl and their's no real build up of their relationgship. At least Link/Saria has some hints of proof.

Berethor/Morwen - Anyone played LOTR: The Third Age? Anyone think Berethor/Idrial would happen at the end seeing as they had kissed and Idrial showed signs of jealousy when Berethor met Morwen for the first time. Well your hopes were shattered because apparently Berethor and Morwen were arranged to be married (and they didn't actually meet during the planning of it all) before he lost his memories and when he finds that out he's suddenly in love with her. And do you know the reason why they couldn't make it Idrial? Because she's an elf -_- Hate to break it to you EA but it DOES work out in the LOTR universe because there's a rather big thing called Aragon/Arwen! Seriously have none of the people there read The books? I'm 12 and I've read the fricking books! Not even seen the movie I bet.

265 Name: Yemi Hikari : 2010-12-23 21:04 ID:Z4X0V2J6

>> 264 -

I saw your post and your comment on Toshiro/Momo. Goodness, if you write them as brother and sister, you'll get flamed simply because making them that is just sick. Yet... TK shows more hints of them being family then a romantic pairing. The Manga, DDR (he helped), the Bleach character book (he put it together)... seriously...

As for Ichigo/Rukia, I measure ages not by actual ages, but by equivilent age. I mean, by saying that you go by a persons actual age, then Yamamato/Yachiru must be all right simply because they are both adults simply because they have obviously lived more then eighteen years. But, you are right in the aging differently thing. NOBODY adresses it and how at one moment, not pedo, then next, it is.

The other three I agree on the Bleach ones.

As for the A:tLA, Zuko/Mai just seems to have no umph to it. As for Katara, that is where a good deal of AU and/or good writing comes into play. Most writers don't have it. As for Aang/Katara, a good deal of the ship fics don't put any development in. This ship, like Ron/Hermione simply needs development and not just assumption, since not much happened within the series. I did love the action movie for Aang/Katara, simply because it down toned Aangs childishness, something that always bothered me about the pairing.

266 Name: TheNightShaodw4 : 2010-12-24 20:18 ID:6apQSCFC

>>264 I never minded Zuko/Mai, it was kinda sweat in its own 'emo-teen' way, still I think they could've developed it a little bit more. Maybe if there had been more time?

Speaking of Avatar another one of my don't like so much is Sokka/Suki. They meet once, very early in season one, and she gave him a small peck on the cheek(which to me seemed more friendly/platonic than romantic)and didn't see each other until 28 episodes later, and suddenly they're madly in love? They hardly know each other! It doesn't help that Suki's a bit flat character wise. She's a badass action-girl in a world full of them, and the only info on her past we get in that she once dated Fomey.

As for Aang/Katara I'm on the fence. On one hand: it's totally sweat and I've always been a sucker of love at first sight(even if it was one-sided on Aang's part). It's Katara that confuses me: she acted more like a big sis/mother to him for most of the series than a love-interest. I understand they're trying to show she cares for him, but I think they took it a bit far. (That, and I find Katara to be really annoying, but that's another story entirely!)

Harry/Hermione(Harry Potter)--simply because this had got to be one of the cutest, most awesome brother/sister relationship I've even seem! I never saw anything romantic, just pure platonic love.

267 Name: Yemi Hikari : 2010-12-25 11:24 ID:Z4X0V2J6

>>266 - Exactly. I actually prefer Sokka being paired with the princess and the movie rather confirmed that. And that is what I saw problem wise in Aang/Katara, which is what we see a little less of in the first movie.

You should try telling that to Harry/Hermione fans. I particularly mean the rabid ones. They were seeing things that simply weren't there, like in Cassandra Claire's Draco Trilogy, she wrote quite a bit about how in the books that Hermione had a really heavy crush on Harry, when she had read the forth book and it was rather clear otherwise. I think the whole mess happened due to an influx of fans who had only seen the movies.

Same goes with Toshiro/Momo in Bleach. I know somebody who writes well for that pairing, but when she gets flamed the one time she writes them as friendship by a rabid shipper for that pairing, something is wrong. In the Eastern culture protecting family is very important, but some of the fans mistake protecting Momo as a romantic thing, rather then a familiar relationship. (Actually, familiar relationship is how they are listed in the character book TK put out.) One even brought up something from a Drama CD that by the time they brought it up was contradicted by other sources.

268 Name: TheNightShaodw4 : 2010-12-25 12:24 ID:6apQSCFC

>>267 "I think the whole mess happened due to an influx of fans who had only seen the movies." Yeah, I noticed that too: it's so obvious Ron and Hermione like each other in the books, but the moves kinda glossed over it.

269 Name: THEKyuubi27 : 2010-12-25 20:51 ID:mpCwGyqb

I really hate Naru/Sasu, Naru/Kaka, Naru/Ita, and Naru/Iruka.....

I mean, there's no freaking way Naruto would be gay...I mean, Jiraiya would turn in his grave if his student was uke..And also, the dude is in love with Sakura....

I curse Kishimoto for making them accidentally kiss in the anime...That's the thing that got this crap started...

I also hate Sasu/Hinata, that one is down right ridiculous! There's no freaking way that could ever happen!

And the one I hate the most is Naru/Saku.....UGH! It pisses me off...I mean, he could do so much better than her! Hinata is a billion times better than her. Not fair at all. I mean the story is about Naruto, yet ol' Kishi bashes him so freaking hard..I mean the antagonist has every kind of power you can imagine, and the freaking hero is weak as hell!

I feel like taking a flight to Japan, and slapping the shit out of Kishimoto! Who's with me???

270 Name: Vaneskera : 2010-12-25 21:28 ID:psdr1zBL

I have an irrational hate of many many many ships.

Twilight
Being a Twilight section lurkers, I have a huge number of pairing pet peeves.
Bella/Edward: No no no I hate hate hate it. It's borderline impossible to find anything original about a Bella/Edward fic.
Bella/Jacob: I hate Jacob with a burning passion.
Renesmee/Jacob: I hate Jacob with a burning passion.
Leah/Jacob: I hate Jacob with a burning passion.
Aro/Jane: Umm... How about no?
Caius/Bella: There are no words for this.
Jasper/Rosalie: Over Emmett's dead body.
Seth/OC: No, Seth is not allowed to imprint. I don't like it. He and Leah can be forever alone together, as far as I'm concerned.
Alec/Jane: no. please.

Harry Potter
I have an irrational hate of HP fanfiction even though I adore the books. I despise almost all ships, except Lily/James, because my friend dragged me into beta'ing her story. :3
Harry/Ginny
Snape/anyone
Draco/Harry

Maximum Ride
Nudge/Iggy
Max/Fang
Max/Dylan

HTTYD
Hiccup/Astrid
Astrid/anyone
Ruffnut/Fishlegs

I hate canon ships because they make no sense to me usually, and are badly written almost all the time I find them. But I may just be in the wrong sections.

271 Name: WolfGurl1010 : 2010-12-26 14:26 ID:nEFH27rh

I hate Edward and Bella!!! I mean Bella is so obssesed with Edward! I mean HELLLOOOO, Edward may say that he loves you so much but in actualitly it doesnt really seem that way. He's constantly controlling her, not letting her do anything dangerous!!! He took her engine out of her truck so she couldnt see Jacob who Bella pointed out is just a friend, because he thought Jacob is dangerous? Is it just me or does Bella seem to get in LESS dangerous situations with Jacob. I mean, because she's with Edward, everyones freaking after her!!! She's in much more danger with Edward.

And dont get me started on SasuSaku! I mean everyone is like "Aww it's such a cute couple. Sakura loves him so much!" Uh how about no. I mean Sakura is obsessed with Sasuke and i would hardly say she loves him. She's in love with his looks and though she may learn a little bit about Sasuke, being on the same team as him and all but she barely knows ANYTHING about him!!! And Sasuke only likes Sakura as a friend! He may be better friends with her than any other girl but that means nothing! Sasuke's made it very clear Sakura is only a good friend and she often annoys him.

I also hate SasuKarin!!! No explenation necisarry... >.<

272 Name: WolfGurl1010 : 2010-12-26 14:26 ID:nEFH27rh

I hate Edward and Bella!!! I mean Bella is so obssesed with Edward! I mean HELLLOOOO, Edward may say that he loves you so much but in actualitly it doesnt really seem that way. He's constantly controlling her, not letting her do anything dangerous!!! He took her engine out of her truck so she couldnt see Jacob who Bella pointed out is just a friend, because he thought Jacob is dangerous? Is it just me or does Bella seem to get in LESS dangerous situations with Jacob. I mean, because she's with Edward, everyones freaking after her!!! She's in much more danger with Edward.

And dont get me started on SasuSaku! I mean everyone is like "Aww it's such a cute couple. Sakura loves him so much!" Uh how about no. I mean Sakura is obsessed with Sasuke and i would hardly say she loves him. She's in love with his looks and though she may learn a little bit about Sasuke, being on the same team as him and all but she barely knows ANYTHING about him!!! And Sasuke only likes Sakura as a friend! He may be better friends with her than any other girl but that means nothing! Sasuke's made it very clear Sakura is only a good friend and she often annoys him.

I also hate SasuKarin!!! No explenation necisarry... >.<

273 Name: TheNightShaodw4 : 2010-12-27 13:53 ID:6apQSCFC

I also dislike Bella/Edward. No, scratch that. I hate Bella/Edward; really, really HATE it. What pisses me off that most is that we’re supposed to believe Edward’s the most perfect boyfriend in the world, but nearly all of his actions say otherwise. He controls EVERY aspect of her life, never takes her opinion seriously, separates her from all her other friends, gets super jealous if she even looks at another boy, removes (in other words: steels) the engine of her car so she can’t visit her best friend, and is constantly calling her “weak” and saying she needed him to “protect” her. Now, does that sound like the caring, sweet, romantic boyfriend Bella’s always talking about? No, no it doesn’t. It’s boarder-line abusive; plain and simple.

A few others on the list:

Voldemort/Harry (Harry Potter)—No. Just . . . just no.

Voldemort/ANYONE (Harry Potter) ---Voldemort cannot feel love; JK was very clear on the matter. I’m so sick and tired of seeing the Dark Lord being redeemed by Harry’s/Hermione’s/Snape’s/ bellatrix’s/ countless number of OC’s love.

274 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-12-27 16:26 ID:yHHaexMg

>>273 Wait, seriously? Voldy being redeemed by BELLATRIX's love? There's more than one thing wrong with that...

275 Name: jyuuken114 : 2010-12-27 23:15 ID:HbLothjh

>>269. wow some pretty strong words against kishi there. i won'tput it that way. if you are updated with the manga you would notice that naruto has become quite strong and is on his way to be the child of prophecy.
i think enough has been said against/for the slash pairings.
If you hate Sasu/Hina you should read “Ikigai”. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4654641/1/Ikigai it changed my mind on SasuHina. I used to dislike it too.
About NaruSasu….yeah. I don’t like it either. But given a good NaruSasu fic I would read it. And I definitely would not put it as “he could do so much better than her! Hinata is a billion times better than her” even though I am a Naruhina and hinata fan and dislike Sakura. Somehow I don’t hate any character and I don’t prefer any author or fic that bashes a certain character. But then again everyone is free to have their personal opinion.

Twilight:
Well I can’t say I like or either dislike bella/Edward but I can tell I do not prefer bella/Jacob. Also somehow Jacob/renesmee sounds good. And I totally agree that seth and leah should be forever alone.

276 Name: jyuuken114 : 2010-12-27 23:21 ID:HbLothjh

>>273 >>274 i am not much of a hp fan and i have only seen the movies. But i can tell that Voldemort/anyone is defintely a no no.

About "Voldy being redeemed by BELLATRIX's love".... i have no words to describe it.

277 Name: TheNightShaodw4 : 2010-12-28 09:11 ID:6apQSCFC

>>274 >>276 Well, I was just throwing names out there, but I really do hate Voldemort/Bellatrix since almost all of them are OOC. Like I said, hooking Voldy up with anyone is a big no-no in my book.

278 Name: fan-to-fiction : 2010-12-28 09:35 ID:KNVwDmiG

>>133 Well, I didn't read the books, but my sister did and she said that Jacob only had feelings for Bella because she is the mother of his true love. Even when Renesmee wasn't conceived yet, half of the genes in her come from Bella (then again, wouldn't he also then have feelings for Edward? EWWW)

Anyway, that's her theory. And the fact that Jacob would be a pedhophile isn't exactly true since they are both immortal and don't age anymore (Renesemee will stop aging as a twentier or so). Plus in the books Jacob explains that because of their love for their soulmates they will be whatever they need be for the time being.
If you think Renesmee and Jacob are gross, then what about one of Jacob's pack with the two-year old niece of Emily. That's even more grossed out since that girl will grow old and die while he will stay young forever.

279 Name: C : 2010-12-28 15:15 ID:x+oibseT

That theory really doesn't make sense...

Well, I finished the books like two years ago, but I think Renesmee was supposed to stop aging at around eighteen. Jacob and the rest of his pack will continue to age, but they won't age as long as they are constantly morphing into the wolves, it preserves them or something like that. And the part about... Quil, I believe or whatever his name was and the little girl, he can remain young until she is his age and then stop morphing if there is no danger requiring him to continue becoming the wolf, meaning that he can grow old with her as well and isn't immortal.

The problem with these arguments is that Stephanie Meyer truly had a crap plot. Sure there were twists and turns, but it wasn't very well structured and there were so many holes in it. The concieving of Renesmee being one of the holes. Because there are some functions that happen during the making of a baby that not even a living, dead body can perform. There were plenty of other plot holes that really took away from it.

Those plot holes leave room for these arguments and there really is no answer to some of these questions because of the quality of Stephanie Meyer's work. She made a series that lacked and now it's left for the fans to battle it out over arguments she did a terrible job of resolving and leaving us with questions that not even she can answer.

280 Name: Alie : 2010-12-28 23:24 ID:gLI1vUae

Twilight:
Edward/Bella- it's too over done and nothing is original
Bella/anyone- I don't really like Bella because she has no redeaming qualities.
Jane/Alec- No thank you.

Harry Potter:
Voldemort/anyone-who can even see him falling in love? I can't.
Snape/anyone- JK explained his love connection, and you can't explain it away
Draco/Hermione- How the hell would that happen?
Draco/Harry- I can't put it into words.

Bleach:
Ichigo/Orihime- Sure I like Orihime but she only sees Ichigo as some fearless person and panic a lot, not what he needs.
Toshiro/Momo- After being crazy for Aizen I can't see it, sorry.
Aizen/anyone- He doesn't seem like the loving type, no matter who it is.

Maximum Ride:
Iggy/Nudge- No, no no no no no. I don't know why but I hate it.
Max/Dylan- Once again no real explaination.
Max/Ari- Too wierd and I couldn't read it, ever.

Naruto:
Sasuke/Sakura- It's too over used and I can't really see it. She's obsessed and it's not love.
Sasuke/Hinata- I love her but she's too sweet for it to work I think.
Naurto/Sasuke- I get it's appeal but I don't like it.
Naurto/Itachi- How the heck could this even happen?
Sasuke/Karin- Do I even need to explain?

(sorry if my spelling is a bit bad.)

281 Name: Alarose : 2010-12-30 01:57 ID:miYx1VYO

I think that hating a pairing just because you hate a character is a bit unfair, kind of like that whole Bella thing. I absolutely HATE twilight and that whole series and I really HATE Bella and her character. However, if I was forced to sit there and read a Twilight romance fanfiction, I would prefer to either see Bella die or be paired with Edward. An OC might not be bad, but they would have to be written in a certain way. But do you see what I mean about separating your hatred of a character from your hatred of a pairing?

And then, there's crossover pairings. I think the most common one seems to be KagomeXsomebody, which makes me extremely angry. She has a history with Inuyasha, one that can't just be brushed aside, so in a crossover story she falls in love with the first cute, nice guy she sees? I'm sorry, but if Kagome was that shallow, she would be dating Hojo.

Most crossover pairings also seem to be like this, an author takes their two favorite characters and sticks them together, regardless of how unlikely their pairing is or that they may have already been in relationships. Some are okay, but most just bother me.

I actually don't really like HarryXHermione due to how cliche it is that the male lead and the female lead fall in love, but I don't really mind it if the circumstances presented in the FF are right.

I also have a slight grudge against HieiXKurama pairings, but I can deal if the relationship takes a very far back seat from the plot. I have nothing against maleXmale pairings, but even the author noticed the growing interpretations of their characters and so had Kurama and Hiei have a conversation which went something like this(paraphrased): (Kurama, after receiving a necklace from Hiei)"I don't feel that way about you"(Hiei)"You fool, I don't feel that way about you either. I want you to deliver that to Yukina!"(Kurama)"Give it to her yourself" The pairing is just so OOC!

One of my last big issues is actually not a specific pairing, but rather a set of pairings. I'm only upset when these pairings appear in the same story:
ShikaIno
NejiTenten
SasuSaku AND NaruHina OR NaruSaku AND KibaHina with Sasuke not mattering

It's practically just the author sticking the prettiest people in each team together! Tenten has no interest in Neji, they just happen to be the two sane people on their team. That doesn't automatically put them together! Also, Kishi has made it pretty clear that Shikamaru and Temari have something going on and Ino hardly ever makes an appearance in the series. Combined with the classic main character pairings, it just makes the whole story seem lazy and shallow. I don't mind these pairs separately or when they're mixed up a bit and some stay, but with all of these, it just kills me to read the story.

282 Name: Alarose : 2010-12-30 01:58 ID:miYx1VYO

I think that hating a pairing just because you hate a character is a bit unfair, kind of like that whole Bella thing. I absolutely HATE twilight and that whole series and I really HATE Bella and her character. However, if I was forced to sit there and read a Twilight romance fanfiction, I would prefer to either see Bella die or be paired with Edward. An OC might not be bad, but they would have to be written in a certain way. But do you see what I mean about separating your hatred of a character from your hatred of a pairing?

And then, there's crossover pairings. I think the most common one seems to be KagomeXsomebody, which makes me extremely angry. She has a history with Inuyasha, one that can't just be brushed aside, so in a crossover story she falls in love with the first cute, nice guy she sees? I'm sorry, but if Kagome was that shallow, she would be dating Hojo.

Most crossover pairings also seem to be like this, an author takes their two favorite characters and sticks them together, regardless of how unlikely their pairing is or that they may have already been in relationships. Some are okay, but most just bother me.

I actually don't really like HarryXHermione due to how cliche it is that the male lead and the female lead fall in love, but I don't really mind it if the circumstances presented in the FF are right.

I also have a slight grudge against HieiXKurama pairings, but I can deal if the relationship takes a very far back seat from the plot. I have nothing against maleXmale pairings, but even the author noticed the growing interpretations of their characters and so had Kurama and Hiei have a conversation which went something like this(paraphrased): (Kurama, after receiving a necklace from Hiei)"I don't feel that way about you"(Hiei)"You fool, I don't feel that way about you either. I want you to deliver that to Yukina!"(Kurama)"Give it to her yourself" The pairing is just so OOC!

One of my last big issues is actually not a specific pairing, but rather a set of pairings. I'm only upset when these pairings appear in the same story:
ShikaIno
NejiTenten
SasuSaku AND NaruHina OR NaruSaku AND KibaHina with Sasuke not mattering

It's practically just the author sticking the prettiest people in each team together! Tenten has no interest in Neji, they just happen to be the two sane people on their team. That doesn't automatically put them together! Also, Kishi has made it pretty clear that Shikamaru and Temari have something going on and Ino hardly ever makes an appearance in the series. Combined with the classic main character pairings, it just makes the whole story seem lazy and shallow. I don't mind these pairs separately or when they're mixed up a bit and some stay, but with all of these, it just kills me to read the story.

283 Name: jyuuken114 : 2010-12-30 07:22 ID:4IOl9baz

>>278 >>279 about the pedophile issue mentioned about renesmee and Jacob or with quil…I don’t think I would be ‘grossed out’. The thing is it provides a good plot to take up a fic which addresses the pedophilic issue in a civilized manner. The author could give a description from Nessie’s point of view and how she views/feels about Jacob…..and how would she react when she finds out about Bella/Jacob/Edward’s past and jacob’s imprint, how would Bella/Edward feel about the imprint and about the pedophilic issue…. I am just pointing out a possibility of a good plot provided taken up by a good author and doesn’t make the Jacob/Nessie pair a pedophilic erotica.
I am not much of Twilight fan and haven’t read any fic on it but I doubt there is any good author gutsy enough to address the above issue with the pairing.

>>281 About Kagome…. I haven’t seen Inuyasha (yeah its kind of frustrating that I haven’t seen it yet… I haven’t had the time) but while glossing over the Yu Yu Hakusho archive in mediaminer I came across lots and lots of crossover parings with her… HieiKagome, KuramaKagome….. its annoying

yes KuramaHiei is too much. The Yu Yu Hakusho archive in both ff.net and mediaminer are overflowing with that pairing.

About the ‘set of pairings’… yeah. It kind of annoys me when the summary shows four or five pairings and the author tries to get them together with no basic plot.

“Tenten has no interest in Neji” I don’t think that is the case. In the anime there have been few instances where Neji seems a bit closer to Tenten than Lee. Of course one might interpret that as them being mere friends but then again everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

284 Name: Piccylo : 2010-12-30 07:32 ID:s2NEMEc5

>>269

>...I mean, Jiraiya would turn in his grave if his student was uke..

What if he was seme? (Had to say it.)

I don't think you can blame the popularity of NaruSasu on the accidental kiss, though. Naruto had a ton more "moments" with Sasuke, most recently declaring that the two are going to die together. Hell, the only reason I figure the pairing doesn't seem to be considered canon is that it would be too bold for one of the Big 3 to suddenly have the main pairing be gay.
Not that I like those two together, either. Just sayin' there's more ammo. Besides, you can't have two males in the main cast together without a fangirl out there shipping them. I think there's an internet rule for that.

285 Name: jyuuken114 : 2010-12-30 08:08 ID:4IOl9baz

>>284 i don't agree with "Naruto had a ton more "moments" with Sasuke". Sure if one wants to interpret their friendship (at least on Naruto's side) as something more, go ahead. But i don't think there is anything beyond friendship in canon.

286 Name: Piccylo : 2010-12-31 00:35 ID:94NTQ6mT

>>285

With most other things where there's a popular slash couple in fandom that isn't necessarily canon, I'd agree that this is friendship that is being interpreted as something else, and I'm sure that it's indeed Kishi's intention for it to be a friendship. But that doesn't change that there are very, very many subject scenes between the two, and I'm sure someone else could list them out a lot better than I (I don't like the pairing, so I never tried to look for these events). But, seriously: if one of these two characters had been a girl instead, but all interactions the same, the Great Naruto Shipping Wars would look hell of a lot different (and I'd still hate the pairing).

287 Name: Anonymous : 2011-01-05 03:42 ID:OdBpOMW+

For Harry Potter:
Harry/Hermione - there's just a total lack of chemistry in this
pairing
Harry/Draco - they just don't do it for me for some reason. Weird (

For Naruto:
Naruto/Sakura - it's like love out of pity. The girl was seriously obsessed with Sasuke for years and then suddenly - oops - she is in love with his complete opposite. Right.
Sasuke/Sakura - alas this doesn't do it for me either. Sasuke would never fall in love with Sakura the way she wants him to. He is most likely asexual anyway )
Kakashi/Iruka - I have no idea how do people come up with this pairing. One angry outburst on Iruka's side and suddenly - wow, they have chemistry!
Orochimaru/anyone - no, just NO.
Shikamaru/Temari - I honestly think Temari needs someone with HUGE balls, not a laid back, lazy ass guy. They just won't last.

For Death Note:
L/Light - perhaps the other way around (in some violent way), but not with Light as uke. Whoever sees him this way have probably watched the wrong anime... )
Mello/Near - ftw? Where's the love?

288 Name: TheNightShaodw4 : 2011-01-17 18:16 ID:6apQSCFC

I've basically stopped caring about any Naruto ship, but there are still a few I really hope don't end up cannon.

Sasuke/Sakura--I've already made my thought on Sasuke quite clear, but that's really not why I don't like this one. I like to believe Sakura's grown-up enough to realize her "love" for Sasuke was nothing more than a childish crush. She does love him, just not in that way. Plus, what do they honestly have in common? I can't think of a single thing!

Naruto/Sakura--I simple can't tell what to make of these two. Do they supposed to be like brother and sister? Are they in love? I know Naruto had/has a crush on her, and she "confessed," but nothings been resolve. I just wish something would happen that makes it clear what their relationship is.(If it did happen and I missed it, feel free to tell me!)

289 Name: Smile : 2011-01-17 20:14 ID:u+tTfsUs

Okay, to every one complaining about pedophilia: have none of you noticed that Edward, a hundred-some year old vampire, was dating a high schooler? Bella wasn't a legal adult when the two started dating, and for all that Edward was an immortal teenager, he still had the mental and emotional years of an adult. So, aside from the fact the Edward was border-line abusive (in an over-controlling, emotional sense) towards Bella, there's another reason for y'all to hate that pairing...

>>278: The reason why the pairing screams 'pedophile', is, in my opinion, because Renesmee will be 'eighteen' when she's still a child. You can argue that Meyer's imprint theory will become romantic only when Nessy's ready. But Nessy's quick aging was implemented so that she could get together with Jacob quickly. Meyer did this so that they could get together as soon as Nessy's an 'adult'. This means that Nessy only has seven-some years of experience under her belt. Jacob would have a good twenty-some. Because of this, Jacob's in what could be an abusive position, similar to that of a legal adult involved with a minor. He has experience, she doesn't.

290 Name: Marth : 2011-01-18 09:09 ID:18KzZ9zV

>>289 Actually, age of consent in Washington is 16. Since Bella was 17 at the beginning of the series, while her relationship with Edward was creepy as hell for a whole boatload of reasons, she <i>was</i> legally old enough to date whatever sketchy old men she saw fit.

291 Name: Smile : 2011-01-18 16:41 ID:u+tTfsUs

Ah, I actually did not know that. Where I'm at it's 18. Sorry about that.

... And I have to say, 'sketchy old man' is the first and best way I've ever heard Edward described.

292 Name: Marth : 2011-01-18 20:03 ID:18KzZ9zV

On the bright side, your browser history doesn't include the Wikipedia pages for Twilight and Age of Consent, right in a row. I bet I'm on some sort of government watch list now. XD

293 Name: Smile : 2011-01-18 20:19 ID:u+tTfsUs

Lol, I'd say so. Something about that just screams 'future sex offender'.

294 Name: TheNightShaodw4 : 2011-01-18 21:26 ID:6apQSCFC

Yeah, even if Bella is at the age of consent, I still get pedo vibes. Take all the supernatural elements away, and what you've got is a semi-abusive old man dating a teenage girl. Even if she is the age of consent, it just doesn't sit well.

295 Name: Coline7373 : 2011-01-20 09:59 ID:/QjFcejt

For Harry Potter:
Harry/Hermione - it's like... they have absolutely nothing to work on, most unbelievable pairing ever (even Dumbledore/Petunia works better)
Harry/Ginny - sorry for every fan, but it's just so Mary Sue... it hurts, it deeply hurt to see HP end in a miasma of cliches so sirupy I have a tooth ache.
In Canon, Harry's an akward nerd and Ginny an andventurous girl.
Either Harry need to man up or Ginny need to be a more sweet codependant kind of girl.
As it is, it's just sad really.
It's like Harry is marrying in the only family he has ever know because of some emotional black-mail/dependance, with some weird oedipien complex flavours (read-head, stong minded and popular) while he hasn't any previous experience and won't because God foorbid he actually make up his own mind.
Just.. argh!

For Naruto:
Naruto/Sakura - WTF? The girl has been Sasuke's stalker for ages and then suddenly - oops - she is in love with his complete opposite. Right.
Sasuke/Sakura - who want a girl like that? She has been gagging for it/ obscess with for so long, if he ever thought slavish worship was attractive for even a second, he would never get ride of her unless in death...

For Star Wars:
Qui-Gon/Mace - I don't know if you ever went on wookiepedia but they are age mates at all! They rarely met and when they do they don't agree with anything. Q.G just irritate Mace and Mace bores Q.G with his rigid mind-set.
Argument are not always sexual frustration guys.
In this case, if you extrapolate, they could be friends but , really, they have nothing in common.

For Chronicles of Narnia:
Caspian/Susan - Susan is like the most constipated self-rightous tease ever and he's (at first) a clumsy inexperience immature boy with more emotions then brain. There is no chemistry, common grounds or basis for this pairing. In the movie anyway, so maybe it's just bad acting.

296 Name: Iaculus : 2011-01-20 10:37 ID:2SoCQQOS

..295 ... Since when was codependancy sweet?

297 Name: Terok Nor : 2011-02-12 10:08 ID:vaco2nIk

I'm a trekkie...
ST:TOS
Rand/Kirk
Chapel/Spock
I just like slash, mostly- except for anything with the Rihannsu Commander or Uhura.
ST:VOY
Tuvok/Neelix
Janeway/Neelix
Anyone/Neelix- he's just so freaking annoying.
Paris/Kim- I like Kim, but Paris is irritating.
ST:DS9
Um... actually, all the characters work pretty well with each other.
That's all.

298 Name: Niori : 2011-02-12 21:32 ID:ZAAbqht6

Quinn and Finn from Glee. They are a terrible, terrible couple, and whenever they're together/flirting around being together, Quinn becomes an even bigger bitch than normal, and Finn becomes a jackass.

299 Name: Firerwolf : 2011-02-20 21:58 ID:Yy0HHEWF

John and Cortana from Halo. I first off hate Cortana because...well I just don't like her attitude. On top of all of that, she's a program, she can't have a relationship with him. The Arbiter/anyone that's not an elite from Halo. I just...It's just so wrong.

300 Name: Pyro Psychotic : 2011-03-01 20:37 ID:Xme7GxZ4

@Efyraa Actually Duo and Heero was, at one point, canon but they changed it. I'm not tying to start anything, just throwing out some facts that may not be so well known.

But while I'm here I'll offer my opinions on my not so fave pairings.

Kingdom Hearts:
RoxasXAnyone but Axel-AkuRoku was the first yaoi pairing I was ever introduced to so I never alter it unless it's AkuDemy Only then I can see a little change as long as the story behind it is beleievable.
SoraXKairi-Correct me if I'm wrong but point out a moment to me, in any of the games SORA stars in, when he says Kairi before Riku. Based on that theory, I can't support SoraxKairi.

I can support incest if I'm in the right mood. But other times I'll hate it worst than RoxasxXemnas!

Anyway, I'm only commenting here because I told the site's creator I would.

Signing Out,

Pyro Psychotic

301 Name: Pyro Psychotic : 2011-03-01 20:38 ID:Xme7GxZ4

@Efyraa Actually Duo and Heero was, at one point, canon but they changed it. I'm not tying to start anything, just throwing out some facts that may not be so well known.

But while I'm here I'll offer my opinions on my not so fave pairings.

Kingdom Hearts:
RoxasXAnyone but Axel-AkuRoku was the first yaoi pairing I was ever introduced to so I never alter it unless it's AkuDemy Only then I can see a little change as long as the story behind it is beleievable.
SoraXKairi-Correct me if I'm wrong but point out a moment to me, in any of the games SORA stars in, when he says Kairi before Riku. Based on that theory, I can't support SoraxKairi.

I can support incest if I'm in the right mood. But other times I'll hate it worst than RoxasxXemnas!

Anyway, I'm only commenting here because I told the site's creator I would.

Signing Out,

Pyro Psychotic

302 Name: da bomb : 2011-03-12 15:49 ID:bfxiynT9

Oh my gosh! I thought I was the only one that felt that way! It's so good to see other people feel the same as me!

  1. MarthxShiida: I don't care that it's canon I hate MarthxShiida! I do not think they match what's so ever! I'm sick and tired of people thinking cause a pairing is canon people have to support it! People have every right not to support it! Every canon pairing is not everybody's cup of tea! To be honest with you I don't like most Fire Emblem canon pairings anyway cause they all seem forced!
  2. UsagixSeiya : I can't stand it when people pair Usagi and Seiya together. They do not match! UsagixSeiya is an epic FAIL!
  3. UsagixArtemis: Every guy in the whole universe is not in love with Usagi ya know!
  4. ReixChad: I rather see ReixJedite.
  5. MinakoxKen: What are people thinking! I doubt Minako is the kind of person to go with her own friend's ex.
  6. MarthxZelda : Another one I hate. MarthxZelda does not work! It just does not! I doubt Zelda would want to marry a non Hylian anyway!
  7. MarthxSamus
  8. RoyxSamus
  9. IkexSamus
  10. ZeldaxSamus
  11. I don't think anybody and Samus is a good pairing.
  12. InuyashaxKagome: I don't think there a good couple. I think they were paired together out of convenience.
  13. InuyashaxKikyo
  14. DarkxRisa

15.DarkxTowa
16. DarkxDaisuke's mother
17. GanondorfxNabooru: First of all Ganondorf is evil and he'll never fall for anybody! Second of all Nabooru is good so why would she go with the evil guy!
18. IchigoxNel: I don't think they belong together I just don't!
19. MarioxPeach: He looks like he can be her father! He's old, fat, and he's even shorter than Peach! And Peach is a princess so why would she marry a plumber! Besides I think Peach would want a man she can look up to and not look down at!
20. MarioxRosalina: If I hate MarioxPeach what makes anybody think I'll like MarioxRosalina. Rosalina looks just like Peach except she has a slightly different hairstyle and she wears blue.
21. LuigixDaisy: If I hate MarioxPeach what makes anybody think I'll like LuigixDaisy. That's just another plumberxprincess pairing! First of all Daisy is a tough tomboy so why would she go with a girly sounding shrimp like Luigi.
22. WaluigixRosalina
23. LinkxSaria
24. LinkxLinebeck
25. LinkxSaria
26. LinkxMalon
27. RoyxZelda : Same reasons as MarthxZelda.
28. RoyxLillian: Same reasons as MarthxShiida
29. LinkxLinebeck
30. GanondorfxTingle
31. HarryxGinny: Same reasons as MarthxShiida.
32. RebeccaxBakura: I don't think they're a good couple. I doubt they're each others type! Well I hate both Rebecca and Bakura anyways!
33. TristanxMiho: Weird!
34. IshizuxShadi
35. VivianxDuke
36. MarikxAnybody: Jeez people! Everybody does not need to be paired off!

303 Name: da bomb : 2011-03-12 15:51 ID:bfxiynT9

Oh my gosh! I thought I was the only one that felt that way! It's so good to see other people feel the same as me!

  1. MarthxShiida: I don't care that it's canon I hate MarthxShiida! I do not think they match what's so ever! I'm sick and tired of people thinking cause a pairing is canon people have to support it! People have every right not to support it! Every canon pairing is not everybody's cup of tea! To be honest with you I don't like most Fire Emblem canon pairings anyway cause they all seem forced!
  2. UsagixSeiya : I can't stand it when people pair Usagi and Seiya together. They do not match! UsagixSeiya is an epic FAIL!
  3. UsagixArtemis: Every guy in the whole universe is not in love with Usagi ya know!
  4. ReixChad: I rather see ReixJedite.
  5. MinakoxKen: What are people thinking! I doubt Minako is the kind of person to go with her own friend's ex.
  6. MarthxZelda : Another one I hate. MarthxZelda does not work! It just does not! I doubt Zelda would want to marry a non Hylian anyway!
  7. MarthxSamus
  8. RoyxSamus
  9. IkexSamus
  10. ZeldaxSamus
  11. I don't think anybody and Samus is a good pairing.
  12. InuyashaxKagome: I don't think there a good couple. I think they were paired together out of convenience.
  13. InuyashaxKikyo
  14. DarkxRisa

15.DarkxTowa
16. DarkxDaisuke's mother
17. GanondorfxNabooru: First of all Ganondorf is evil and he'll never fall for anybody! Second of all Nabooru is good so why would she go with the evil guy!
18. IchigoxNel: I don't think they belong together I just don't!
19. MarioxPeach: He looks like he can be her father! He's old, fat, and he's even shorter than Peach! And Peach is a princess so why would she marry a plumber! Besides I think Peach would want a man she can look up to and not look down at!
20. MarioxRosalina: If I hate MarioxPeach what makes anybody think I'll like MarioxRosalina. Rosalina looks just like Peach except she has a slightly different hairstyle and she wears blue.
21. LuigixDaisy: If I hate MarioxPeach what makes anybody think I'll like LuigixDaisy. That's just another plumberxprincess pairing! First of all Daisy is a tough tomboy so why would she go with a girly sounding shrimp like Luigi.
22. WaluigixRosalina
23. LinkxSaria
24. LinkxLinebeck
25. LinkxSaria
26. LinkxMalon
27. RoyxZelda : Same reasons as MarthxZelda.
28. RoyxLillian: Same reasons as MarthxShiida
29. LinkxLinebeck
30. GanondorfxTingle
31. HarryxGinny: Same reasons as MarthxShiida.
32. RebeccaxBakura: I don't think they're a good couple. I doubt they're each others type! Well I hate both Rebecca and Bakura anyways!
33. TristanxMiho: Weird!
34. IshizuxShadi
35. VivianxDuke
36. MarikxAnybody: Jeez people! Everybody does not need to be paired off!

304 Name: Tail Kinker◆G7bnjqxQ1g : 2011-03-13 18:25 ID:9M4uyuZB

Pairings I hate:

From Evangelion: Shinji and Asuka. That poisonous little bitch needs to die. She is as screwed up as a football bat, and is taking it out on the world in general.

From Ranma 1/2: Ranma and Ukyo. See the notes above.

From Macross: Ling Minmay and anyone. I want that shallow, worthless girl to die lonely and alone.

From Tenchi Muyo: Tenchi and Ayeka. It seems painfully obvious to me that Ayeka hasn't grown up. Sasami is far more mature.

From Harry Potter: Harry and Draco. I mean, seriously! WTF?!

305 Name: moonphase : 2011-08-17 08:53 ID:IwEHC/Vz

Molly and Sherlock from the BBC 'Sherlock' mini series. That pairing makes me want to throw up.

306 Name: moonphase : 2011-08-17 08:57 ID:IwEHC/Vz

...also, Hinata (from 'Naruto') with anyone. I know she's greatly loved by many, but personally I find her excrutiatingly boring.

I also dislike SakuraxNaruto, but I don't hate it. Sakura is difficult to empathise with and like.

I stopped reading Naruto due to the awful way females were written, and for all the 'Sasuke love' from the fans and author. It was irritating.

AangxKatara from The Last Airbender; that relationship was creepy. She was practically his mother for most of the series.

307 Name: Star : 2011-12-10 13:00 ID:4lc96NcX

  1. MarthxSheeda (I hate it!)
  2. UsagixSeiya (I hate it too!)
  3. UsagixArtemis (Does every guy have to always go with Usagi!)
  4. LelouchxC.C. ( I don't support pedophilia!)
  5. LelouchxShirley ( Shirley's annoying!)
  6. LelouchxKallen ( Don't care for it!)
  7. IchigoxOrihime (I hope this pairing never becomes canon!)
  8. DarkxRisa ( Can't stand her!)
  9. SamusxAnd anybody
  10. GanondorfxAnd anybody
  11. KanamexYuki (More like Puki! I hate KanamexYuki! I hate

Yuki Mary Sue Cross! Come on! Who does not like Yuki!She's just another Bella Swan! And I don't support incest!)
12. ZeroxYuki (Zero's too good for her!)
13. SonicxSally ( I don't care for Sally Sue either!)
14. BakuraxRebecca (Odd pairing....)
15. JinxLing (I hate Ling and hate how she always fangirls over Jin! And I think Jin would want someone his own age! Not a little teenage girl!)
16. IchigoxNel (No! Just no!)
17. HayabusaxAyane (Stupid!)
18. RaphealxTalim (?)
19. WaluigixRosalina (Who invented this pairing?)
20. LudwigxDaisy (Anybody and the Koopalings is not a good pairing! And I don't support bestality either!)

308 Name: Cloud : 2011-12-10 13:08 ID:4lc96NcX

InuyashaxKikyo ( I can't stand that Inuyasha Mary Sue whore!)

309 Name: Yemi Hikari : 2011-12-21 22:41 ID:XcX20fnS

>>307 - Please stop with the character bashing. Again, I am not going to argue whether or not Yuki is a Mary Sue here. However, I saw how someone, possibly you, bashed people who like shipping her with Kaname and Zero, breaking up your pairing between the two of them. There is NOTHING wrong with being a Mary Sue type character. The REAL reason you dislike her being paired with either guy, is because you HATE her character, NOT because she is a Mary Sue. (That, and the incest issue... but that is different.)

310 Name: Bitch Goddess : 2011-12-27 15:09 ID:Yy1HkgAC

House/Cuddy - I just was never able to get into that pairing, even when they were a couple on the show I just never liked it much.

311 Name: Elkkun : 2012-01-12 08:41 ID:OIpZWO2Z

From Hetalia, there's a few I don't like, my main one being GerIta, then there's RusPrus and RusAme.

Yeah.
One of my friends couldn't believe I never liked GerIta and then claimed it was canon... Excuse me while I sharpen the 'No pairing in Hetalia is canon' spear. ._.

312 Name: Yumi : 2012-05-17 10:29 ID:cZd3z9eb

-SYAORAN/SAKURA- Syaoran's way too awesome for her<
(CardCaptor Sakura: Sakura seize Syaoran's right of title as the CardCaptor and the real Clow's descendant. And that's pissing me off so much!) (Tsubasa R C: Sakura's soooooo damn weak! She's a complete burden for Syaoran and others!)
-NARUTO/SAKURA- >Naruto<
NO WAY, I'm giving Naruto to a bitch like her. How many times had she hurt him?! She just keep whining about her great 'Sasuke-kun'! What's the wonderful thing about that bastard of betrayer chicken-butt-haired-emo anyway?
-BELLA/Anyone- >Twilight Saga<
She's a boring Mary Sue. Just NO.
-HARRY/Anyone- >Harry Potter<
At first I like HP, but suddenly I feels like Harry's being a spoiled brat or something. Harry this, Harry that. Che.
-CHROME/Anyone- >Katekyo Hitman Reborn<
Chrome's weak! And annoying.
-RIKUO/KANA-
Kana's a world's scum. So weak.

Simply put: I "HATE" WEAK GIRL! THat's all.
(Sorry for the colourfull words. And this is opinion. This is what 'I' think. So please don't take any offense.)

313 Name: Marth : 2012-05-19 22:18 ID:Sp5ev4eu

I recognize that everyone's talking about the Fire Emblem character and not me, but man, you guys, it still hurts.

314 Name: Yemi Hikari : 2012-05-22 01:46 ID:3SGRqIoj

>>313 - I haven't a clue what you're refering to Marth...

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