The worst "Story" you've ever read. (134)

1 Name: TheNightShadow4 : 2009-09-26 11:00 ID:vAilnEMF

What is the worst ‘story’ you’ve ever read, any where?

Were the cannon charters too OOC? Were the OCs extreme Mary-sues? Was the plot just all over the place or too hard to fallow? Horrid spelling/grammar?

Give the name (or even better: put the link) and tell us why you think it’s so bad.
For me, it’s still this one I posted in: “OMG! This is the worst story I’ve ever read”
I lost the link though. Sorry.

85 Name: Lauraac2110 : 2010-01-11 10:36 ID:jyWvSTXm

OMG. I just took a look at My Immortal and, seriously, someone really needs to beta that work. My eyes are seriously burning right now because it was so difficult to read the first few lines. Oww...

Not to mention any names but there are a number of Power Rangers writers out there who can't even spell Martial Arts correctly and, on top of that, have repeatedly refused offers of help to improve their spelling.

Of course, they're good writers in other ways, usually with their characterisation and their plots, but the spelling/grammar is really letting them down.

86 Name: BetsyFriday : 2010-01-11 14:51 ID:OxGdMy6G

Okay - It was a story on the Professor Layton ff category...There was absoloutly NO grammer, NO right spelling, and the most awful plot I'd ever come across...Something about 'preffeser laytan and leuk fiteing eveil monstors with danjerus lazer beems'

Im not kidding, either...

87 Name: Azure-x-Roze : 2010-01-11 17:44 ID:pCMQx278

Oh...wow...xD

I read the first 1 and I think I just about died of laughter! I think I got to about the end of the first line (not even that)!

And My Immortal, don't even get me started! I thought everyone was just exagerrating about it...they're not. LMAO.

And for a bad fanfic suggestion of my own, it's a Twilight 1 and it's truly horrendous! (Though nowhere near as much as some of these on here that I've read! xD) I think in it Bella is cheer captain and completely popular while Edward is the nerdy chess captain...oh yeah. Lol. Didn't have a proper plot, horrible spelling, really bad grammar, I could go on...Don't have a link thoo :( sorry.

88 Name: Windesque : 2010-01-12 13:11 ID:1VJaUqhk

Whoever said My Immortal.
My God. My eyes practically burnt out. I couldn't get past chapter 3, which I call a masive achievement on my part.

>>87 Does Breaking Dawn count? I mean, it could have been a fanfiction for all the good it did to the series. Honestly. OCs, fairy-tales, no violence. A really bad fanfiction.

89 Name: ... : 2010-01-12 13:14 ID:dICGLsPV

'Absoloutly NO grammer'... PLEASE say that was intentional...

90 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-01-12 15:21 ID:kYreCXWk

>>88 Go to the dramatic reading of My Immortal on youtube. It's very funny!

91 Name: MissMimi87 : 2010-01-14 15:32 ID:8V2OlQK+

I just read my immortal... well listened to the dramatic reading on youtube and that is some seriously funny stuff. I liked the dramatic reading soo much I decided to make my own dramatic reading (i like to do that kind of stuff). I aim to not laugh throughout my reading ^^

92 Name: Ran Fan◆K/xLZxhoz6 : 2010-01-14 15:33 ID:gN8LBWd6

There are too many to name. As long as fan fiction exists, talentless scum are going to keep clogging it with their My Immortals rip off and claiming its good.

God help us all.

93 Name: Niori : 2010-01-14 16:46 ID:eAcjgLJF

Wow...I just checked out My Immortal for the first time...wow...words cannot describe.
I have to say, the fact that it got its on Wiki page is epic.

94 Name: Jestervalaia : 2010-01-17 16:56 ID:fJFcTIfl

I think I got to chapter 2 of My Immortal and simply couldn't read any more. I couldn't even bear to listen to the reading.

The worst 'fiction'I've ever read...I can't even bring myself to describe it. I think I lost 20 iq points just thinking about it.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3338438/1/PONYYYYYSSSSS

95 Name: Celia36 : 2010-01-18 13:59 ID:rTzx0BPq

If I come across something I think sounds good and would like to read and when I get there it is either written in terrible language with terrible grammar (okay we all make mistakes occasionally, but I'm talking about the ones that are constant throughout the fics), or written in text language, I don't usually get beyond the first two paragraphs. I don't have any specific fics I hate and I read a lot of them, but the ones I don't like are the ones that seem to take characters totally out of their context.

96 Name: ... : 2010-01-18 14:04 ID:dICGLsPV

This. It's hilarious:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5352957/1/The_Worst_Gakuen_Alice_Story_Ever

Her 'Blood Lust' fic is also damned funny.

97 Name: Taloolah P : 2010-01-20 04:30 ID:9btG93Oy

I don't wish to name particular authors but some of the Twilight fics I have read have been absolutely awful. I can cope with poor plots and under developed story lines but it's the bad spelling and grammar that really spoils it for me. I have found many stories that have been spoiled for me by the numerous spelling and grammatical errors.

98 Name: Iaculus : 2010-01-20 10:14 ID:hNL+vk9a

Well, that's the disadvantage of typing one-handed...

99 Name: ... : 2010-01-20 12:10 ID:dICGLsPV

@Iaculus- It took me a minute to get that.

Then I laughed.

I have missed you.

100 Name: SJWhitson : 2010-01-21 09:37 ID:VYXlK4yo

Had to read the infamous My Immortal and OMG its god awful. Tara is such a cliched goth. Can the small paragraphs really be counted as chapters?

Anyhow, it's reached such notoriety that I guess she should be proud of her fanfic but to be honest with you, if it was me then I'd probably die of shame.

101 Name: Iaculus : 2010-01-21 09:44 ID:eNt66z5I

Or not. The jury's still out on whether it's a trollfic like the legendary 'Half Life Full Life Consequences'.

102 Name: SJWhitson : 2010-01-22 10:22 ID:qEH6UPIw

If it is a troll then, whoever they are, is the most determined troll ever. I hope Tara is real as I love the idea of her being totally ashamed in ten years time and soemone reading it out loud at her wedding.

103 Name: Bola : 2010-01-22 12:08 ID:pxlmr99n

104 Name: Matthew : 2010-01-23 07:50 ID:2O+RtJcz

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5457726/1/Slughorns_party

Has one of the wors plot i have ever seen it just so stupid. I like harry luna but everything in thisi hate.

105 Name: HeroR : 2010-01-23 08:10 ID:zch7QCc1

Read way too many bad stories to even tell you. I stop reading when things get too crazy and never look back. Although, some of the worst ones I personally read was Sailor Moon fanfics back in the 90s.

106 Name: HeroR : 2010-01-23 08:12 ID:zch7QCc1

Although, I know one of the things I hate is when a story has a very good plot, but it is terrible to read because it looked like a 6th grader wrote it. Drives me crazy.

107 Name: Lupa Dracolis : 2010-01-23 08:23 ID:zxiC08iu

>>106 Maybe a 'sixth grader' did write it? Is possible!

108 Name: LabRatzRule : 2010-01-27 14:45 ID:2lUAaAa0

If someone's clever enpugh to turn on a computer, get onto fanfiction, make an account and submit a story then surely they can spell. I think most of it's either a stupid, pointless attempt at humour or pure laziness.

109 Name: ... : 2010-01-27 14:59 ID:dICGLsPV

>>108- Will not point out that you spelt 'weird' as 'wierd' in one of the first few paragraphs on your profile.

... Too late.

110 Name: Iaculus : 2010-01-27 15:19 ID:uNsx9YV5

Indeed, I must wonder whether the 'enpugh' was for intentional irony.

Not that I'm immune to typos myself, mind.

111 Name: ... : 2010-01-27 15:29 ID:dICGLsPV

Nothing wrong with the occasional typo, but glass houses and stones spring to mind... If houses and stones can ever truly 'spring'. Either way, if you're going to make a point about spelling, it makes sense to check your own.

112 Name: Ara : 2010-01-27 18:45 ID:ovkM9j/w

Oh Gods, too many!

Has anyone heard of the OC/DM story on Fanfic.net called My Immortal?

I never got to read it as the author deleted it after so many abusive reviews, but it is INFAMOUS on there now! There are even people re-writing it so you can actually UNDERSTAND it! They are being called brave lol

Mostly, it's the webspeak that gets it for me. Although I do remember a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fic once. It was written by 5 people together... Bad times is all I'm gonna say lol

113 Name: Iaculus : 2010-01-27 18:56 ID:uNsx9YV5

My Immortal's been mentioned several times here already. It is indeed legendary.

Other (in)famous ones include 'Christian Humber Reloaded', everything in the Gonterverse, the nightmarish 'Agony in Pink' and 'Artemis's Lover', 'Celebrian', which speaks for itself, and mny, many others.

Be warned - looking most of those up is likely to be deeply detrimental to your sanity, and, in one case, may make you unable to ever look at cats the same way again.

114 Name: Phoenix360 : 2010-01-27 19:28 ID:BcRiDnvs

I've read alot of fics that have been horrible. My Immortal was pretty awful. At least I can laugh at then. One fic that I absolutely hated and I thought was full of OOC's and Mary Sue's was at Batman fic where Joker had a spanking fetish and kidnapped Gordon's oldest daughter, only at first to treat her like a slave and then to do a 180 and fall in love with her since she reminded him of his dead wife.

It actually pissed me off when reading it...

115 Name: ... : 2010-01-28 02:02 ID:dICGLsPV

*Has read Artemis' Lover*

*Reckons worse fic is written by some people on this site*

116 Name: LabRatzRule : 2010-01-28 03:54 ID:2lUAaAa0

>>115 I looked through all the comments just to check none of my stories were mentioned, my spelling and grammar is not the worstest ever thouhg...

117 Name: LabRatzRule : 2010-01-28 03:54 ID:2lUAaAa0

>>115 I looked through all the comments just to check none of my stories were mentioned, my spelling and grammar is not the worstest ever thouhg...

118 Name: LabRatzRule : 2010-01-28 03:55 ID:2lUAaAa0

Sorry about the double post, my mouse won't behave!

119 Name: Iaculus : 2010-01-28 06:09 ID:+FgsHU+a

>>115 Really? Think I missed the cat/transgendered jailbait slashfics here.

Not that I'm... you know... complaining or anything.

120 Name: セーラーエリス : 2010-01-28 06:15 ID:pRmkGfr5

Is that "Artemis's Lover" a Sailor Moon fic???
I think I have heard of it before....[ and I really don't want to read it]

121 Name: Iaculus : 2010-01-28 06:18 ID:+FgsHU+a

Technically, yes.

And no, you don't.

122 Name: セーラーエリス : 2010-01-28 06:46 ID:pRmkGfr5

thanks for the info I am glad that I open only the H&M archive of SM fics...

123 Name: ichigo angel : 2010-01-29 11:56 ID:FjzKbe6n

I do beleive that my immortal has killed the few remaining brain cells I had left. Can that even count as FanFiction?

124 Name: ... : 2010-01-29 13:13 ID:dICGLsPV

Bah, nothing compared to Rectified Anonymity.

125 Name: xEvilangel56x : 2010-01-30 09:05 ID:rTzx0BPq

OK this is the Worst story I have ever read! Its sooooooo bad that its famous all over the internet its Harry Potter or (My immortal) we have ready "Dumbledore,Snaketail and Snap." These are a few examples. But if you need a laugh youl be pissing yourselves just reading the 1st chapter;) So heres the link guys and galsx

http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/legal.htm

126 Name: Iaculus : 2010-01-30 09:29 ID:AndFohxA

Umm... you do realise that My Immortal has been mentioned at least five times in this thread already, yes?

127 Name: Luna419 : 2010-01-30 10:09 ID:a2UZwWqe

I'm convinced My Immortal is a troll fic. Any other bad fics out there? (I'm in the Invader Zim fandom, so there's too many bad one to pick from.)

128 Name: Iaculus : 2010-01-30 10:28 ID:AndFohxA

129 Name: Francys Pai : 2010-01-30 10:41 ID:l3q+Uhp7

>> 128

Tvtropes has so far managed to keep me sane throughout college with my boring Welsh bacc lectures. This has now given me more to read while bored off my rocker. I thank you.

And Jesus Christ those are some bad fics. I've read some bad ones in my time but I think those mentioned have out trumped them in no time flat O_o

130 Name: Luna419 : 2010-01-30 22:33 ID:a2UZwWqe

Ah, yes TvTropes. The reason I'm becoming a western animation historian. Supplier of things I never wanted to know, like the story Artemis' Lover. (Which I think has been mentioned here.)

Oh, what about that Avatar the Last Airbender, comic: "How I Became Yours"? Not a fan FIC per-se, but I've heard it's really dreadful.

131 Name: DragonFriend95 : 2010-01-31 11:44 ID:3OlN3jum

I'm reading all this stuff about how crap My Immortal is, but surely it can't be that bad...

goes to read My Immortal

...OH MY GOD MY EYES, THEY'RE BURNING!!!!!!!! sends atomic bomb to My Immortal You won't hurt anyone...anymore...

curls up into ball and whimpers

132 Name: Bola : 2010-02-04 04:24 ID:pxlmr99n

http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1906813/1/

This isn't even a story, but one of them preachings. I'm not against any religion at all, but this is far over the top, right...?

-hugs DragonFriend95- I thought about the same when reading that "Story".

133 Name: Seizen : 2010-02-04 07:55 ID:Gd+Rrz4n

Wow - having read Bola's suggestion, I simply find that hilarious. Seriously, devout Christian much?

Umm... I think mine would have to be this one:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5613333/1/Demons_bite

Now, don't get me wrong, it isn't the fact the author is dyslexic - it's the fact that she has no plot, all her characters are one-dimensional and the fact that my eyes bleed when she could have used Microsoft Word and at least spell-checked her work, let alone getting a friend to go over it and help write it.

Melted Eyes are all I have after viewing it for more than ten seconds.

134 Name: Seizen : 2010-02-04 11:22 ID:pxlmr99n

  • hands some gin to Seizen -
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