Or, 'If your daily food-intake resembles mine, you're fine; don't listen to THEM'. Daily updates! Maybe!
Today:
A cuppa
5 liquorice allsorts
7 winegums
a chicken drumstick
a piece of brown bread
a bottle of cola
2 glasses of cranberry juice
a Snickers choc-ice
1/2 pack of Trident gum
1/3 tube of Pringles
(If anyone wants to post what/the amount they eat, go ahead. I will give you dietary advice based on my patented Junk Food Diet. This advice may or may not damage your health.)
I'm pretty sure I can't even get like a third of this stuff in 'Mer'ca. I don't actually know what a winegum is, but it sounds harrowing.
turn the glasses of cranberry juice to about a gallon, bread to white bread, bottle of Cola to a 2 liter, the snickers to a milky way, 1/2 pack of gum to a whole pack, and a half tube of pringles instead of a third.
about 7 strawberrys
1 package of pocky
10 sugar cubs
2 celery sticks
3 chocolate chip cookies
1 glass of milk
2 orange fantas
4 reces peanut butter cups
1/2 bag popcorn
wow...lol lots of sugar for me..^-^;
Always:
1 portion of instant noodles (NOT noodle soup, just the noodles and seasoning)
2 boxes of Prince Mini Stars
4 small bags of Bolognese crisps
6-7 cans of coke
4-6 small packs of chocolate milk
3 white buns with 50 grams of meat each
Depends on circumstances:
1 large portion of French fries with 'frikandellen'. (No clue what the English word is, if it even exists.)
1 Salami Pizza
1-3 Family bags of crisps, flavor determined by what we happen to have
1 bag of wine gums
I think my heart would stop after a week of your diet...
Soft candy, kinda like gumdrops but without the sugar coating
@Marth- It's a chewy fruit sweet, with the name of a type of wine cut into it. It doesn't actually contain any alcohol or taste like wine (perhaps they once did, in the way that cola used to contain cocaine, but I don't know).
@warper- you drink too much. I prefer white bread, but we've only brown in.
@Yuki- cut the strawberries and celery sticks. Also, that much Fanta would make me feel sick.
@Katonryu- you eat too much. WHAT one eats matters not on the JF diet, but large amounts will make one balloon.
@7- If some peculiar people live off raw meat and don't get heart attacks, the JF diet can't possibly do any harm! Don't listen to those who tell you otherwise!
I don't know man, btw you don't get heart attacks from raw meat (that I know of) but the stuff tends to get you infected with a whole variety of parasites so I wouldn't really recommend such a diet ;)
Stuff and nonsense! Doubt not the nutritional value of the JF diet, and shun those who do!
@Ellipses: I am one of those blessed with a really fast metabolism. I don't get fat no matter what I eat. Aside from that I sport a lot. I'm pretty much moving all day long. Anyway, this is just the bad side of my diet. I do eat healthy a lot too, but that's too varied to name here.
@Katonryu- Sport and healthy eating are not approved of on the JF diet. (I have no idea if my metabolism is fast or if I don't eat much. I don't actually get hungry atm.)
Update!
Today (well, yesterday, technically, mais shush) :
1/2 tube of Pringles
a bag of chips
3 sticks of Trident gum
a cup of Pepsi
a glass of orange and mango juice
2 glasses of apple juice
a burger in a bun
3 Tic-tacs
a Snickers choc-ice
Tomorrow, I think I'll buy some apple pie and Black Jacks and KFC popcorn chicken.
... Today:
3 pieces of Extra gum
a cup of Pepsi
2 sugar mice
4 pieces of fudge
a KFC popcorn chicken snackbox
a piece of liquorice
1/4 plate of chicken tikka
a cup of orange and mango juice
half a cup of apple juice
2 chocolates
... Couldn't find the Black Jacks or apple pie. My quest continues.
Today:
a chocolate fudge brownie Frijj
2 pieces of liquorice
a chip
a danish pastry
2 glasses of apple and raspberry juice
a glass of pineapple juice
a slice of pizza
a toasted teacake
a piece of fudge
a sugar mouse
Although I regret to inform you that today I did not follow the JF diet correctly, as I ended up walking about 6 miles- something which is strongly discouraged. I have no excuse for this healthy activity. At least I kept my food unhealthy.
Today:
A 500ml bottle of cola
5 tic-tacs
a kit-kat
steak and chips
a glass of pineapple juice
1/2 glass of exotic fruit juice
a piece of Extra gum
a piece of Trident gum
a sugar mouse
Again, I must apologise; I walked 5 miles.
... I think, by now, you should all have sufficient examples and guidance to follow my patented Junk Food Diet. Again, I simply must stress that you ignore all those misguided voices that shout of 'nutrition' and other such ludicrous concepts. IT'S ALL LIES.
Is...is this all you have eaten? Or have you had other (sensible) food along with this?
Is this an attempt to seek attention, and feel proud about this disastrous diet?
@21- It's something known to most as a satire, kiddo. My motivation, as always, was boredom. Give up the amateur psychology.
And yes, Moonphase, it's accurate; nothing more (or different) was consumed on those days. I don't need (or like) much food. BUT THIS DIET IS PERFECTLY SENSIBLE; IGNORE ALL WHO STATE OTHERWISE.