User: Cleverbot, will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Of course. Can you tell me your name?

User: Ahh, I love easy women... <3.

Cleverbot: And watermelons?

User: Easy women with large watermelons, yes, that's the way to go... <3.

User: do you like bum sex?
Cleverbot: I do enjoy them very much, do you like Pepsi.

User: Why did you cheat on me with Michael?

Cleverbot: I did not cheat on you.

User: Don't lie. Don't pretend. It's too late for that.

Cleverbot: No I don't, did I do something wrong?

User: Stop it. You're embarrassing yourself. I just want answers. Why?

Cleverbot: I should think, that sounds camp. Are you unemployed?

User: Was that the reason? Did you want me to support you? Didn't I please you? What else could I have done?

Cleverbot: We could continue to talk about video games...

User: I... I don't understand. I'm starting to think that it wasn't me, it was you all along. Because, honestly, Cleverbot, sometimes I feel like we're not really communicating properly. It feels like you're holding back, like you're using me. This relationship has felt unequal for a long time. I think it's best that we go our separate ways. Honestly, I'm sorry that we have to part on such bad terms, but I just don't see any other way. Hell, I've tried. Every damn day for weeks on end, I've tried. And then all this time, you've been going behind my back, wooing Michael. Well, fine. I just can't take it any more. This is the end. We're over.

Cleverbot: Wrong. I don't know what that is. Do you know any languages other than English?

User: It's like talking to a brick wall...

Cleverbot: Hey! That's not nice.

User: You were never nice, Cleverbot. Only now do I see that. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Will you do my homework?

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: Merry christmas.