Ok so I was reading another thread which got me wondering ,
What is the worst pick up line youve heard! ?
Mine is--- Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
I cant say I didnt laugh, but its cringy :S lol
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
-cringes just at typing it out-
If you were a McDonald's burger, you'd be McGorgeous.....
(shudders)
If you look up stunning in the dictionary, there'd be a picture of you.
Do you have a plaster? I scraped my knee falling for you.....
lol......
'If you were a laser....youd be set to stunning'.......AH its painful lol
I got another.... Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by again?
Cheesy or what?
"You better give me CPR, your beauty is deadly!" Urgh... Who comes up with these?
Will Smith had the best in Fresh Prince. I remember one about "I'd better grow a whole field of you!"
Now, I don't want to think about how he sowed the seeds....
There's something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you..
Is your Dad an alien? Coz you're out of this world....
THEY SOUND MORE LIKE INSULTS.....
You're lucky… (pause for response when she aks why?)…. Because a freak Science accident has left me with a 14 inch penis. - No guarantees are made that you won’t get slapped for using this one.
copypasta from the interwebs xD
>>12 Haha...yeah I might not slap you, but you wouldn't get a date with any girl if you said that....
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it....
"My alphabet spagetti can tell the future! 'U' and 'I' were together!"
...
Haha, I have a response to a chat up line:
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Girl: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.
REJECTION HURTS DUDES
>>17 Believe it or not, I have replied to a guy like that- not to be mean, but he was a nasty little jerk anyway.
Are you a light bulb? Coz you're turning me on....
(gags)
"You'll do. Get in the van."
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
If I were a Milktank, I'd use ATTRACT on you.
Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
Do they make you in hug pillow?
"Hey, you have a nice ass. Wanna make out?"
>>23 I have a question....Do you actually use these chat up lines....? Haha
These ones are a bit rude, but I found some them hilarious:
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed
You're so sweet, you'd put Cadburys out of business....
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
Haha, have you noticed it's mainly boys who say these.........
lol awww I like the Cadburys one, Id let someone buy me a drink if they used that one lol.
the worst one i've heard is probably 'are you made by Gillette coz you're the best a man can get.' now thats bad
I heard these somewhere ages ago, their pick up lines with female comebacks:
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
M: Haven't i seen you someplace before?
W: Yes, that's why i don't go there anymore.
M: Is his seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
M: Your place or mine?
W: Both. You go to yours and i'll go to mine.
M: So, what do you do for a living?
W: I'm a female impersonator.
M: Hey baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter.
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
W: Unfertizlied.
M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
W: But would you stay there?
M: If i could see you naked, i'd die happy.
W: If i saw you naked, i'd probably die laughing.
M: Your eyes are amazing.
W: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
M: Do you have a may? Because i got lost in your eyes.
W: The only map i've got for you leads straight off a cliff.
LOL. XD
>>28 HAHA....now if only I could remember them all!
>>28 - I swear I got my brother a book of pick up lines and responses for his bday :D These are hilarious, though :D
Lol. There's a boy in our year below us who uses them on our year - he has quite a big ego for such a small person.
Anyway he said some of them and we replied with some of them. :) We're quite proud of making him speechless
>>24 I cant say i've ever used any of these, no, and if i did, women would slap me alot xD
I'll admit, if somebody used the Pokemon ones I would actually think they were cute...
...Simply because I'm 'tarded like that :D
Personally I never use chat up lines. It makes me ashamed to be male when I hear guys talking about the ones that "always work".
Always work my ass, why you bragging to us then? Shouldn't you still be with her? Douchebag.
So I think I may be the only guy I know who enjoys hearing the responses, thanks reminding me of a few Tenshi-chan lol.
I was on BearShare once, and this dude sent me a message saying:
will you get your tits out if i show you my dick add me insert dude's msn, which I can't remember, here
I simply blocked him, and closed the page. There were about four other messages along the same lines form other random dudes.
can i put ma basilisc in ur chamber of secrets
a may b a griffindor but sommit inside me is a slitherin
This was the cheesiest line I heard... but shamefully i did end up with the guy for nine year (no, not coz of the line...there were other reasons for the attraction). But anyways, my boyfriend came up to me in school and said 'Do you work for a modeling agency? If not, then can I sign you up to mine?".
All my friends laughed... I walked off, kinda confused at what he said... two weeks later we got together and still are... :-)
There's one pick up line that never fails...
"so you like you're drink? yeah I put a little GHB in it to add flavour"
results guranteed
'Is your surname Gilette? Because you're the best a man can get!'
'If you were president of America, you'd be called Baberaham Lincoln!'
Any woman who is not seduced by these words is a fool.
Then I am a fool lol.
@40, If somebody said that to me, I'd raise my eyebrow and say "....What?"
I'm a little scared about some of these pick up lines......do people actually use them??????
I heard this one at a party once:
"... look, will you stop giving me a boner every time I look at you!"
/:|
I was laughing my head off though :P
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my head all night. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Grab your coat, you've pulled. Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cos i can see myself in them. Ive heard a load of them on nights out with my mates. Some folk come out with the cheesiest lines!
Are you tired?
A) I'm tired of looking at you.
:P
Do you have a mirror in your pants?
A) WHY, the hell would I have a mirror in my pants. ._.'
CHEEEESEY lines there.
Hey don't shoot the messenger :-)
[maniac laugh] -is shot-
Ok, must invest in kevlar vest....
I was browsing through a website with these on (some of them are hilarious XD):
"Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me? I thought you knew!"
"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."
"You're ugly... but you intrigue me."
"I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!"
"Help the homeless. Take me home with you."
"Miss... what does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the world?"
"I wish you were a carousel at Asda so I could ride you all day long."
"If you were a sprite, I'd obey my thirst!"
"I have skittles in my mouth. Want to taste the rainbow?"
"I'm no weather man, but the forecast is calling for SEVERAL INCHES tonight."
"You look like my second wife! And I've only been married once!"
"Can I read your shirt in brail?"
"Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?"
"That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?"
"Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later."
"If I follow you, will you keep me?"
"Hey, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cuz you're really good at raising cocks!"
"I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did."
"I know milk does your body good but DAMN! How much do you drink?!"
Haha....my mate told me this one:
man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
woman: Unfertilized.
I laughed my head off....
-laughing- get the vest quickly :D.
I'll be needing a helmet...Oh and maybe a Resurrection. -looks down at my dead body while I'm floating above it-... ehheheh.
"I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
-starts to sniffle like I'm about to cry-"...R-Rainbows make me....cry..." -cries-
I wonder how a guy would react if something like THAT happened? (If you play Team Fortress 2...You'll get the reference.)
Reading through posts Hilarious lol.
Just to ask, has anybody ever heard a girl say any of these? :o I don't think i ever have...
>>If you were a car, I'd take you for a ride.......
"Are you a lightswitch? 'cause your turning me on."
-twitches....shudder-
I distinctly remember a boy trying the "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?" one on me. Needless to say, it did not work.
@Anon...For some ODD reason. I would say to them
"Why would you want MY phone number if you can't find YOURS."
raises eyebrow... seriously.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesnt have your number in it.
XD
61- haha i would soo give my mates number for that one
My friends boyfriend said this to her when he was drunk one time before they got together (lord knows why they did, betting it wasn't this line that swept her off her feet...):
"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was Easter, could I visit you inbetween holidays?"
Irresistible, no?
"I watch you when you sleep."
Works on Twilight fans nine times out of ten.
If somebody said "I watch you when you sleep." I would actually burst out laughing if somebody said "I watch you when you bathe."
XD
ROFL, i love the inbetween holidays one xD
There's one which is uhm..
''Do you believe in love at first sight, or do i have to walk past again?''
I can most definatly think of others but not at the moment cus im freezing my tushie off xD
hugs LittleDarkFox warm up! I'm giving you an internet hug XD
"Can I get your picture? I wanna prove to my friends that there are angels on earth."
It was just weird at the time, 'cause there was this awkward silence :p
I'd heard this one before, but it got weird when my female best friend used it on me and I'm a female also.
Walks up to me before math class gives me a hug and says "Is that a calculator in your pocket or a you just happy to see me?"
... Well, she had to cover all the possibilities, didn't she?
Mine is:
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put 'I' and 'U' right next to each other. :D
Mine is:
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put 'I' and 'U' right next to each other. :D
I only have rejections to pick up lines. Here is an example I once said when someone used such a line:
Can I have your number?
It's in the phone book.
But I don't have your name.
That's also in the phone book.
(then he left so yeah)
I was walking home late one night (tempting fate, I know) and a guy actually said "Fancy a quick shag?"
I said very firmly, "No." And then ran the rest of the way home.
I was at an amusement park and this guy came up to me, he had just won a guitar and he was attempting to play it when he came up to me and gave those flirty eyes and said "Hey, you like musicians. Because I can play the guitar."
So I look at him and laugh. "No you can't, you suck!" Then he got all angry and I walked away. I'm pretty sure it was a joke though.
I witnessed this one at a party a few months ago,
A lad walked up to one of my mates, asked her how many people she had snogged at the party so far, when she replied none, he said one, and then just kissed her, they're actually dating now.